LRAB Chapter 799
Chapter 799
Chapter 799: Chapter 14 Good Things Come in Pairs (Extra for Alliance Leader Big Dumb Clock Courier!)_4 Chapter 799: Chapter 14 Good Things Come in Pairs (Extra for Alliance Leader Big Dumb Clock Courier!)_4 Seeing that the situation had reached a stalemate,
Uncle Wei Shengjin knew
that it was his moment to shine.
As if a beam of light shone down, he stood up in its brilliance and cleared his throat:
“Cough cough cough!
Ahem!”
After catching the attention of the two young people, he smiled peacefully:
“Kids, you two have no experience in love and marriage, but I do!
My love and I are deeply affectionate, a model couple for decades with few squabbles, truly sweet and inseparable, stuck to each other like glue.”
“When you encounter difficulties, why not seek the wisdom of the elderly?
They say having an elder in the house is like having a treasure, isn’t it time for me to show my value?
Don’t worry, young lady, young man...”
Wei Shengjin chuckled.
With his left hand, he took Lin Xian’s hand, and with his right, he took CC’s hand, intertwined them, and held tightly:
“Leave it to me!
...
I’ll coach you, using my love and me as a model, on how to play a loving couple!
I guarantee that Er Zhuzi won’t spot any flaws!”
Seeing his enthusiasm,
Lin Xian hurriedly waved his hands:
“No need, really, there’s no need, Teacher Wei.”
“That Er Zhuzi isn’t as tough as you think; actually, no acting skills are needed at all.
Just mentioning the words ‘little sister’ is enough to get Er Zhuzi excited.”
“In fact, I don’t even have to say anything myself, he’ll fill in the blanks...
As long as I don’t deny my relationship with CC, Er Zhuzi will definitely imagine CC as my little sister, and treat me as a brother he’s been dying to meet.”
Looking at Uncle Wei Shengjin getting even more fired up, Lin Xian had to cool him down.
So he turned to CC:
“CC, right?
There’s really no need for any spousal roleplay.”
However,
to his surprise,
CC looked down at the hands Wei Shengjin held together, struggled for a bit, and then finally looked up at Lin Xian:
“For safety’s sake, maybe...
maybe we should practice a bit.
Let’s listen to Teacher Wei and see how a real couple would act.”
Lin Xian tilted his head:
“Huh?”
...
“Is she your little sister!?”
Lin Xian felt the scorching steam almost cooking him:
“Ah, yes, yes, yes.”
“Good brother!
Why didn’t you say so sooner!”
Er Zhuzi slapped Lin Xian’s shoulder, hugging him as if they were lost brothers:
“Joining Lian Village is great, it’s promising!
Come on, come on, I’ll take you to meet Big Brother!”
They reached Big Face Cat’s house along the way.
Er Zhuzi even summoned Ah Zhuang and San Pang, who were fiddling with the safe, seemingly ready to dive straight into the voting process.
“My brother!
I trust him!”
Er Zhuzi, thumping his chest, solemnly assured Big Face Cat:
“Big Brother, let this young man and his wife join our Lian Village!”
Big Face Cat sat on his firewood throne, stroking his chin, frowning as he looked at Lin Xian and CC:
“Hmm...”
He pondered:
“Lian Village doesn’t keep idlers, what special skills do you have?”
Lin Xian was about to say, if nothing else works, I’ll just flip some more somersaults.
But Er Zhuzi, preemptively stepping in front of Lin Xian, blocked him:
“Big Brother, where’s your keen insight!
These two are clearly talented, do they really need any special skills!
Just look, a handsome man and a beautiful woman, that’s the biggest skill!
Ah Zhuang, what do you think?”
Ah Zhuang, seeing a beauty like CC meticulously carved from jade, was completely stunned, and his words jumbled:
“Celebration...
the spring of the fourth year of the Qingli era, Teng Zijing was exiled to guard Baling Prefecture, and the next year...”
Bang.
Big Face Cat slapped the firewood:
“What nonsense are you spouting!”
“Ah.”
Ah Zhuang came back to his senses, wiped the corner of his mouth, and said to Big Face Cat:
“Wasn’t that what your dad taught us in class back then...
I don’t know why, it just came to mind.”
“I agree!
Er Zhuzi is right, these two, handsome and pretty, even doing nothing but standing there, can stimulate our brainpower...
Joining our village is definitely a boon!”
San Pang unexpectedly raised his hand: