LRAB #231 - Big breast monster
#231 - Big breast monster
Even as Natsuki Subaru said that, he simply wanted to save people, especially after hearing about the trio of petty thugs who had given him a hard time. Letting them succeed in their misdeeds would be truly unpleasant.
Thus, he charged ahead.
“Hey, wait a minute, kid!”
Felt stared at him, dumbfounded.
One of the rules of the slums: never interfere in other people's business. The poor, struggling to survive themselves, have no time to care about the life or death of others. Usually, they would just pretend not to see. Unlike Natsuki Subaru, who rushed in so recklessly.
But precisely because he was like that, she had been saved in the past… although the people around her had put in more effort.
“…Why are you looking at me like that, Felt? Do you want to go too?”
“In this situation, it’s impossible not to go, right! Hurry up, come on!”
Felt, holding Zun-zun's hand, chased after him into the alley. Although she might not necessarily be able to beat the trio of petty thugs, with Zun-zun around, there would definitely be no problem. As for Natsuki Subaru, she had excluded him from their fighting force from the very beginning.
In reality, when the two of them arrived in the alley—
“Don’t… touch me casually!”
“Puh-ha!”
They saw Natsuki Subaru being flung against the wall by a woman.
The woman before them could be summed up in one word: arrogance. Whether it was her expression, her tone, or the gaudy accessories all over her body, her nouveau riche appearance made Felt glare at her with some displeasure.
It wasn’t because Natsuki Subaru was being bullied or anything like that; she was simply a bit resentful of the rich.
And there was also a little bit of another factor.
Felt stared at the woman’s exceptionally ample chest, then looked at her own flat chest where she could see her toes. The vast difference made her feel empty.
“…Big-boobed monster.”
She muttered softly.
“You people always act like this as soon as you appear, commoners who drool and pester me.”
Even while saying that, the woman still crossed her arms, as if cradling her exceptionally ample chest in a leisurely manner, as if deliberately provoking these people.
Natsuki Subaru covered his nose, angrily retorting, “Do you even know how to read the situation? Just now, that was the golden opportunity to save the girl from the petty thugs! Not letting the other party realize your intentions is a set rule!”
“I don’t understand what you’re saying. I only listen to my own thoughts and act according to what I want.”
“A woman who throws someone against the wall upon first meeting them, this kind of encounter is already the worst possible level!?”
“Extremely terrible!”
The woman explained what arrogance was. Her indifferent manner made it seem as if the world revolved around her.
Natsuki Subaru was speechless.
His intention to save someone not only failed to get across but he was also mistaken for a pervert. He had truly lost all face.
“And you, little girl, you’ve been staring at me since just now, your gaze is too rude!”
The woman’s slanted eyes glanced at Felt.
She was a head taller than Felt, and with her cold expression, she was quite intimidating. So when she raised her right hand, adorned with luxurious jewelry, as if to strike, Felt subconsciously closed her eyes, not daring to resist.
“I apologize, we were being rude.”
With a *smack*, the hand that was about to strike was caught by someone. Felt opened her eyes and found a figure almost as tall as herself standing in front of her.
“Zun… Zun-zun…”
She softly murmured his name.
Zun-zun narrowed his red eyes and said with a smile, “Big sister, don’t be angry. Felt didn’t do it on purpose, she’s just a little jealous.”
“Jealous?”
The woman was slightly taken aback.
“Yeah, yeah, after all, big sister, your figure is really too good. Felt can’t seem to develop at all, so she’s jealous… Ouch, ouch, ouch! Let go, don’t bite me! Are you a dog!”
“*Moo, moo, moo* (Mind your own business)! *Moo, moo, moo, moo* (And I was even grateful to you)!”
Felt bit Zun-zun’s arm and wouldn’t let go.
Why was she like Hui-hui?
He thought he was speaking up for her, but in the end, he was just mocking her. Anyone would be angry, right?
“But I’m very unhappy.”
“…What?”
Zun-zun looked in surprise at the arrogant woman who raised her head, looking down at the two of them.
“That gaze, I’m very unhappy with it. Just like those commoners over there, it’s as if you’re licking me with your eyes.”
“Hey, don’t talk about us as if we’re scumbags who can make you pregnant with our eyes!”
Natsuki Subaru loudly retorted, annoyed.
In his anger, he had already become careless with his words, causing the arrogant woman to glare with her beautiful eyes, looking quite angry. But she didn’t lash out at Natsuki Subaru, but continued to look at Zun-zun, as if waiting to see how he would retaliate.
“Heh heh, big sister is really interesting. You’re dressed like this, if I didn’t look at you with colored glasses, wouldn’t your dressing up be for nothing?”
“Are you saying that I dressed up like this to please you?”
“Isn’t that the case? Just like the helpless, pitiful women on the street who dress revealingly, hoping to be picked up by someone, hoping that a kind person will give them something to eat.”
“You’re saying that I’m a streetwalker!?”
“In my eyes, there’s no difference between you and them.”
Zun-zun slightly raised his head, looking up at the arrogant woman. Although she was a head taller than him, he didn’t flinch at all, his scarlet eyes staring directly into her equally scarlet eyes.
The difference was that Zun-zun’s eyes vaguely contained displeasure, while the arrogant woman was bored and looking for fun, not getting angry at being called a streetwalker.
But then, she seemed to have discovered an interesting toy, and began to size up Zun-zun with great interest.
“I say, you, you just said that little girl was jealous of me, so what about you?”
“…What?”
“This.”
The arrogant woman held up her exceptionally ample chest, signaling Zun-zun to focus his gaze on the eye-catching roundness. And with her actions, the men present… except for Zun-zun, all subconsciously swallowed.
Because it was really big.
The arrogant woman disdainfully snorted.
She was very confident in her chest, and few people could compare.
However—
“In the royal capital, I would praise you for being impressive.”
“Heh.”
“But if it were in my hometown, I could only say you still need more practice.”
“Ugh.”
The arrogant woman’s expression changed from smug to displeased.
As the one with the largest bust in *Re:Zero*, Zun-zun could understand her pride, but in *Konosuba*, both Darkness and Yunyun could be considered top-tier, not to mention the even more prominent figure of the lich girl Wiz. Even those succubus big sisters were forces to be reckoned with.
“Tch, I’m a little unhappy.”
The arrogant woman clicked her tongue loudly, then she looked at Zun-zun again, asking:
“What about you?”
“Huh?”
“Aren’t you jealous of me?”
“Huh???
Zun-zun was very confused, but soon his eyes widened.
“—I’m a boy!”
“A boy? One with a thingy?”
Her gaze shifted downwards, landing on Zun-zun’s black trousers, looking very doubtful.
“You freaking…!” Zun-zun couldn’t help but curse. His hand grabbed his trousers, “Okay, since that’s the case, I’ll show you my big treasure!”
He made a move to pull them down.
Natsuki Subaru hurriedly stepped forward and held his hand down, shouting, “Wait a minute! Don’t do that, Zun-zun, don’t do that!”
“That’s right, it’s not worth getting angry with a woman like this! Besides, what are you thinking, taking off your pants here? Do you want everyone to know you’re a commando! Have some common sense!”
Felt rushed up and held down his other hand.
“What, Zun-zun is a commando!?”
Natsuki Subaru looked at Zun-zun in astonishment.
Zun-zun looked at Felt, who turned her head and whistled. Was this guy doing it on purpose, to get back at him for making fun of her small chest just now?
But thanks to the two of them acting like clowns, he wasn’t so hot-headed anymore.
Felt was right.
It wasn’t worth getting angry with a woman like this.
Zun-zun looked at Natsuki Subaru and said, “Trying to save someone but instead getting into trouble, maybe people will scold you for being nosy. Also, Subaru, you’re really not suited for heroically saving the beauty and starting a harem. Just honestly be a simp.”
“That’s called being devoted! I’m wholeheartedly devoted to Emilia-tan!”
“That’s what you call being a simp!”
He was completely speechless with this guy.
He was the one who caused the trouble, why should he clean up the mess?
Zun-zun didn’t want to deal with this kind of thing at all.
Just as he was turning to leave, he saw the trio of petty thugs hesitating in the corner, looking like they wanted to leave but couldn’t.
“I cleaned her up just now, and forgot to clean you guys up.”
His scarlet eyes stared at them.
“While I’m in a good mood now, quickly scram! Otherwise, I’ll let Reinhard catch you!”
“—!?”
Hearing Reinhard’s name, the faces of the trio of petty thugs all turned pale. The name of the Sword Saint was still very effective.
“To… Today, we’ll spare you for now!”
“But we didn’t lose, remember that!”
“It’s definitely not because we’re afraid of Reinhard’s name!”
As expected of petty thugs, they shouted at Zun-zun with a defiant attitude, but their feet quickly scurried towards the alleyway, disappearing in the blink of an eye.
“Those guys, they’re pretty good, they’re talented.”
“…Are you serious?”
Zun-zun looked at Felt beside him, who looked at the petty thugs with an appreciative gaze as they staggered a few steps and looked back to see if they were chasing after them.
“Yeah, they’re very suitable to be thieves.”
“…That’s not any better than being robbers.”
The two of them walked out while talking.
The farce should end here. Zun-zun had no time to deal with the inherently malicious arrogant woman. Felt was originally well-intentioned, but after seeing the other party’s true nature, she had the same idea.
Natsuki Subaru still wanted to receive the beauty’s gratitude for heroically saving her, but now it seemed impossible.
He deeply understood that the arrogant woman before him was the kind of troublesome person with a personality that one absolutely shouldn’t get involved with. So he also chased after them.
But—
“Hold on. I didn’t say you could leave. That little brat who claims to be a boy, do you dare to make a bet with me?”
The arrogant woman didn’t seem to intend to let them leave. Zun-zun and Felt ignored her, continuing to walk towards the alleyway, but—
“Don’t dare? Are you afraid? Or are you saying… you’re actually not a man?”
“—What did you say!?”
Zun-zun suddenly turned his head, his eyes were red.
“You’re picking a fight, aren’t you? You’re definitely picking a fight, right? Okay, the Crimson Demons always answer a challenge!”