Siheyuan: Three slaps slapped my brother Shazhu

Chapter 12 The Fool Who Kicked the Door

"Who is it?" asked the third aunt.

"Third Auntie, it's me. Open the door quickly." Qin Huairu's voice came from the door.

"You guys continue, I'll go open the door!" said the third aunt.

"Auntie, I'll go open the door. You guys sit down and eat!" He Yushui stood up and opened the door directly.

"It's rain! Haha!" Qin Huairu was stunned for three seconds when he saw what kind of rain it was.

"Is there something wrong?" He Yushui looked him up and down.

"If you're here to beg for food, don't open your mouth!"

Qin Huairu was about to open her mouth when she was choked by He Yushui's words. She stood there, not knowing whether to walk away or go in.

"Yushui, how can you say that? The children are really starving, so I came here."

Qin Huairu immediately burst into tears.

"Shut up! I'm not that idiot Shazhu! This trick won't work on me!"

"That's your child, not ours. We don't have enough to eat for ourselves, and we don't have any extra to give to beggars. Please find another family. Goodbye, I won't send you off!"

He Yushui closed the door directly without even glancing at Qin Huairu.

"Sister Yushui, you are this!" Xu Damao gave a thumbs up and said with a smile.

"I hate being disturbed when I'm eating. What's wrong with you? You're standing at someone else's door crying. Someone died in the family. I've never seen anyone go to a funeral like this! It's unlucky!"

He Yushui raised his voice and shouted to the outside.

Qin Huairu whimpered, holding a bowl that was not much smaller than a washbasin, and ran back crying.

As soon as she ran away, she was seen by Sha Zhu who came in. She was wondering how Sister Qin could run so fast.

Then I smelled a delicious aroma. It tasted good! The cook must have good cooking skills.

I didn't expect that there is someone in the compound who has this skill! Who is this person?

"Zhu Zi, come here!"

An old lady saw Sha Zhu and waved to him.

"What's going on? Auntie!"

"The old lady in the backyard wants to eat fish. Can you help her go to the third uncle's house and ask for a bowl?" asked the aunt.

"Mr. Yan is confiscating my house? He is confiscating it like a tormentor, how could he possibly give it to me!" said Sha Zhu.

"This fish is made from rain water, it's not from your uncle's house!" explained the aunt.

"What? Rainwater? Where did she get the fish?" Sha Zhu scratched his head.

"Today she went fishing with Yan Fugui and caught a big black fish and a big carp?"

"Moreover, the rain also gave Yan Fugui's family two pheasants and two wild rabbits, and also called Xu Damao and his wife to have dinner." The aunt was obviously adding fuel to the fire.

It's a pity that the idiot Shazhu didn't react at all.

"Food cooked with rainwater?" asked Sha Zhu.

"Yes, the aroma made everyone in the yard hungry, so the old lady smelled it and wanted to eat it too."

As soon as the aunt finished speaking, she heard the voice of Jia Zhang coming from the Jia family.

"She's just a little bitch. Why don't you give me some stalk meat? I'll eat her to death sooner or later."

It was obvious that he was scolding He Yushui, but Shazhu didn't move at all.

Everyone is scolding your sister, and you are still standing there like an idiot. You deserve to be hit by the rain.

"Mom, stop talking. Yu Shui even called me a beggar, wuwuwu!" This was Qin Huairu's voice.

When Sha Zhu heard this, he became anxious and immediately rushed to Jia's house with his lunch box.

Look, this is a dog bootlicker. Others scold your sister, but you remain indifferent. But you can't stand it when the little widow cries a few times. How despicable!

The aunt looked on coldly, and retired after accomplishing her mission. It looked like there would be some trouble to come!

I don’t know who is more powerful, it’s just a dog biting each other and both are left with a mouth full of fur!

Yan Family

After eating their fill, they sat and chatted.

"Sister Yushui, your cooking skills are really great. Next week, I will get some game from the countryside. I would like you to cook and come to my house for a drink. How about it?" Xu Damao said.

"That's a great feeling! I like game!"

"I must accompany you!" Yan Fugui said with a smile.

"Okay, your uncle must be here. If you don't come, the banquet cannot start. Is that okay?" Xu Damao laughed.

"Third aunt is here too!" said Lou Xiao'e.

"Okay! Brother Damao, Sister Xiao'e, I'll add a few more dishes and we'll drink!" He Yushui also agreed with a smile.

"Sister Yushui, what's the delicious soup at the end?" Lou Xiao'e asked.

"That was given to me by a female classmate of mine. It's called seaweed. It grows in the sea and is very nutritious. It's used to make soup," He Yushui explained.

"Isn't it similar to kelp?" Yan Fugui continued.

"Teacher Yan is really knowledgeable. It's about like this. Nori is a little more nutritious than kelp."

"Children will grow taller if they drink more!"

"There's another one in the kitchen. Third Auntie, save it for making egg drop soup for Jie Di. Just use a little each time. It will get bigger after a few soaks."

"Then I would like to thank you on behalf of Jie Di." The third aunt said with a smile.

"You're welcome! We are all family!" He Yushui said with a smile.

"Sister Yushui, you can drink quite a lot! I feel like you're not much worse than me!" Xu Damao said.

"Hahaha, Brother Damao, I'm better than you. I'll go to your house for dinner next week and I'll definitely knock you down!"

"Forget about going to Third Aunt's house today. What if you get drunk and crawl under the table? It would be bad. Sister Xiao'e can't stop you. Let's go to your house. Go ahead and crawl under the table!"

"Hey! You little girl, you are making fun of your brother Damao!"

"Take my blow!" Xu Damao smiled and pretended to hit He Yushui.

At this time, the door of Yan's family slammed down with a bang and was kicked down by Sha Zhu.

Everyone in the room was startled.

"He Yushui, come out!"

"Now that you're capable, why are you scolding Sister Qin! And you even say she's a beggar!" Sha Zhu shouted angrily.

"Brother Damao, let's do it as usual later. Please lend me my shoes!" He Yushui winked at Xu Damao.

"Hey! This is just a matter of convenience. One is not enough, I will give you both!" After saying this, Xu Damao sat down and took off his shoes.

Yan Jiecheng held him down and said, "Brother Damao, if you take off your shoes, will anyone be able to stand in this room?"

"You have to take it off in the yard!"

Hearing Yan Jiecheng's words, several people burst into laughter.

When Sha Zhu saw that no one was paying attention to him and he was still laughing, he immediately got angry.

He swung his hand and slapped He Yushui in the face.

He Yushui directly elbowed and kicked Sha Zhu out.

"Brother Damao, get your shoes ready!" After saying that, He Yushui went out, grabbed Sha Zhu by the collar, and dragged him to the door of Jia's house like a dead dog.

Several people from the Yan family quickly chased after them.

"Yushui, catch it!" Xu Damao shouted, and a shoe flew over and was caught by He Yushui.

Then he picked up the stupid pillar and hit it left and right, making a loud noise.

Xu Damao was so excited that he wanted to beat He Yushui a few times.

Everyone in the yard came out and saw the ferocious He Yushui. They didn't dare to speak for a moment and only heard the sound of "pa pa pa".

"How's it going? Are you still angry?"

"I hate it most when someone interrupts me while I'm eating. Remember this for the future!"

"When others scolded your sister, you didn't say a word, but when the little widow cried a few times, you came over here with a red face to pick a fight!"

"Tell me, are you cheap?"

"Who are you to the Jia family? Did the young widow marry you? Are the three children in her family your children?"

"Why do all the men in my He family like widows so much?"

"Old and young, they all look dead! Tsk, tsk, tsk!"

Then he pushed Sha Zhu to the ground, took out the money from his pocket, took out ten yuan and handed it to the three aunts.

"Third Auntie, this is the money he gave you to pay for your house. Take it!"

"Brother Damao, thank you!" He threw the shoes back.