LRAB Chapter 231 Real Madrid leads the transfer storm
Chapter 231 Real Madrid leads the transfer storm
Chapter 231 Real Madrid leads the transfer storm
As to how Mr. "Little Crazy" idiot can persuade the old lunatic Venables to join his coaching team, and let the other party willingly serve as an assistant coach of a junior, it has become a hot topic in the streets and alleys of the British Isles after dinner!But to the disappointment of curious fans, even the Sun, which claims to be all-pervasive and invincible, did not dig out the mystery!
"Mr. Venables has a heart that loves England, and there is his desire for the glory of the Three Lions. He is a gentleman with great ambitions, and he is willing to sacrifice himself for the honor of the national team..." Crazy Li explained this to the reporter's inquisition!
"The rice bucket is a magical guy, and his plan moved... Yes, although I am already a 64-year-old guy, but when I saw the prospect he painted for the England national team, I suddenly felt three or 40 years younger..." The old lunatic Venables said the reason why he is willing to join the national team coaching staff!
However, mutual flattery and sloppy answers obviously cannot appease the curiosity of the public and the raging fire of gossip from the media. If it hadn’t been known for a long time that Venables’ sexual orientation is very normal, maybe the reporter of the Sun newspaper would have fabricated a piece of gossip about lunatic Li “selling himself for help” that night...
Less than four or five days after Li Tongfan became the new coach of the Three Lions, he finally realized that he was sitting on a crater, and his every move would be closely watched by the media, and then infinitely magnified...
"Crazy Lee visited the Blue Coast Cafe in North London today..."
"Crazy Lee used to drink orange juice for breakfast, pasta for lunch, and dinner..."
"Crazy Li helped a pregnant woman across the road at the intersection of Fenfang Avenue and Juzi Avenue..."
"Crazy Lee spent £25 at the Keleke supermarket chain..."
"Crazy Lee..."
Almost even the number of times Li Tongfan went to the bathroom a day was published in the newspaper, but fortunately, Mensao Nan has a lot of nerves, so he got used to it soon!
After the assistant coach was settled, Li Tongfan didn’t have to worry about the other candidates for the coaching team. The old lunatic Venables came forward, and some old coaches with high reputation in England quickly gathered around Li Tongfan. However, the candidates for Venables seemed to be very old—59-year-old physical coach Jimmy Nugent, 54-year-old psychological counselor David O’Henry, 55-year-old team doctor Tony Parker...
If you don’t count the 44-year-old former Arsenal goalkeeper David Seaman, the main goalkeeper of the national team, and the 23-year-old head coach Li Tongfan who joined as a goalkeeper coach, Li’s coaching staff is simply a circus of old people!
A few days later, together with several coaches recommended by the FA, Li Tongfan finally built a sufficient national team coaching staff within a week.But after thinking about it, Lao Li took out his phone and called someone in Spain——
"Hey, Shabi youth, buddy needs you here, come to the England national team!"
"Hey, that's easy to say..." Ito Yun smiled lewdly on the phone: "I still have four years of contract in Real Madrid, with a weekly salary of 6000 euros in hand, surrounded by countless beauties, TV stations around the world invite me to appear on the program from time to time... If I go to the England national team, how much salary are you going to pay me?"
"The weekly salary is 600 to 800 pounds!" Li Tongfan compared the other coaches in the team and happily gave a feasible figure!
"800? Get out, bitch..." Ito Yun suddenly roared on the phone, like a behemoth that was underestimated: "Do you think I'm a fool? I won't get a high salary..."
Before Yi Tengyun finished his rant, Li Tongfan was also angry here: "Your second uncle, you are limited to qualifying in front of me within two days, or else...huh!"
Two days later, Ito Yun came to London with a big bag and a face full of resentment!With this half-baked qigong master by his side, Li Tongfan finally has a solid shield for using the FM2008 modifier in the future...
What a shameless thought!
After doing all this, Li Tongfan began to screen the players who can be selected for the new England national team squad. 44 days later, that is, on September 9, the eighth round of the European Cup qualifier E group will start. Previously, England ranked fourth in the group with 8 wins, 8 wins, 7 draws and 4 loss. If this result is maintained, it will definitely be eliminated!
Of course, in order to let Crazy Li have a comprehensive understanding of the situation of the national team and test his own tactics in time, the FA arranged a friendly match on August 8 in a very humane way-Lee's England played at home against Germany, the third place in the 22 World Cup!
Although Lao Li can definitely select the players he thinks are suitable through FM2008, but the superficial appearance must be done well, so under the gaze of countless media, the new coach Crazy Li began to fly around the world to inspect the players!
In July and August, the Premier League giants such as Chelsea, Manchester United, Arsenal and Liverpool, which contributed most of the main players to the national team, were conducting pre-season training and commercial competitions with different opponents on five continents and seven oceans. This also gave Li Tongfan a lot of opportunities to observe players at close range!
Although it is hard to go back and forth, Li Tongfan is very satisfied with so many opportunities to travel and eat and drink with public funds as soon as he takes office. No wonder domestic ZF officials travel abroad all the time. The feeling of corruption with public funds is really cool!
Of course, the paparazzi of the British Isles did not let go of him, the youngest Three Lions coach in history——
"On July 7th, Madman Lee appeared in Dubai to watch the third round of the Berlusconi Cup between Manchester United and AC Milan. The Red Devils' top card Wayne Rooney performed well..."
"On July 7th, during the friendly match between Arsenal and the Ligue 20 giants Marseille, England national team coach Crazy Lee and assistant coach Venables appeared in the stands of the stadium. It seems that the little tiger Walcott has entered the sight of Crazy Lee who likes to reuse young people..."
"On July 7th, Madman Lee came to Stamford Bridge for the third time. Although the previous two times the young coach left the Blues fans with bad memories, this time he got applause from the fans and changed his clothes... Chelsea defeated the Bundesliga team Stuttgart 24-4 in the friendly match. The magic lamp Lampard staged a hat-trick of assists, left back Ashley Cole, but the unlucky Blues captain John Terry scored an own goal..."
"On July 7, Crazy Lee appeared at White Hart Lane. The fringe internationals Darren Bent and Defoe got the attention of Crazy Lee..."
"Madman Lee inspects Aston Villa's magic wing Ashley Young, midfielder Gareth Barry and striker Abang Laho..."
"Middlesbrough's young player Tang Ning received high praise from Madman Li..."
"Manchester City's young defender Richards is an important part of my plan - mad Lee said!! …"
Within half a month after taking office, the new Three Lions helm Crazy Li inspected the players everywhere, but the 24-man roster that determined the fate of countless players was difficult to produce, and it has not been announced for a long time!
In addition to knowing that David Beckham is definitely selected for the new national team from Madman Lee's inauguration conference, the other 23 players have become objects of speculation!
And the more difficult it is for this 24-man roster, the more it arouses the curiosity of the fans. The whole of Great Britain is waiting eagerly to know who these 24 lucky ones will be...
At the same time, in order to give the new coach six good impressions and increase their chances of being selected, the players are also scrambling to flatter Li Tongfan through the media——
"Mr. Idiot is a dominant head coach. I can't wait to play under his command. This is my dream..." The Sun newspaper published the interview statement of Aston Villa's 20-year-old young striker Abang Laho!
The little flying wing Knight Phillips, who played for the Blues Chelsea, also joined the army of flatterers: "...it is every player's lifelong dream to play under the tent of Madman Lee. Although I am not an absolute main force at Chelsea, I am ready to respond to Lee's call at any time..."
Wayne Rooney, the ace striker of the McLaren era, spoke cautiously when talking about the national team: "I played against Real Madrid coached by Mr. Rice Bucket last season. His unparalleled command art left a deep impression on me...Yes, we will definitely win the cup in 08..."
And just when the English people put all their eyes and hopes on Li's England national team, the European football transfer market is also in full swing. After Florentino returned to power, Real Madrid became the center of the transfer storm——
Because he was marked with the indelible lineage of Madman Li, Joel Luca, the best central defender of Real Madrid in the 06-07 season, transferred to the Premier League Manchester City at a low price of 1500 million euros. Then, Florentino quickly found a substitute for Joel Luca.At the same time, Heinze, the Argentine all-rounder in Manchester United's defense, bid farewell to Old Trafford for 3000 million euros and supported Madrid!
Although he performed well in the second half of last season, Modric, a Croatian midfielder who was considered not to have star quality, defected to Tottenham Hotspur for 1000 million euros!The Dutch Peter Pan Arjen Robben bid farewell to Stamford Bridge at a sky-high price of 3600 million euros and switched to the Bernabeu!At the same time as Robben became a member of Real Madrid, Sneijder, the core midfielder of the Dutch national team, was worth 2700 million euros!
Brazilian midfielder Diego returned to his old club Werder Bremen for 1000 million euros because he could not find his place in the tactical system of the new head coach Fabio Capello.Compared with the 2000 million worth of the Brazilian when he joined during the winter break, it has shrunk by half!
After Diego left, the Dutch player Drenthe became a spare tire. Florentino offered a crazy 1300 million euros for the young Dutch half-orc who turned out last season!
In addition, Woodgate, Portillo, Roberto Carlos, Negredo, Raul Bravo, Cicinho, Granero, Adrian, De La Reid, Carlos Bella, etc. All left on loan or transferred, and did not find a place in Capello's team!
After some cleaning by Capello, the influence of Madman Li staying in Real Madrid has been weakened to the greatest extent!
Of course, Real Madrid also made a few transactions that seemed to take advantage of the deal-Saviola the bunny joined from the rival Barcelona at zero price, and the main defender of the German national team Metzelder and the goal-line Spider-Man who directed the magical night in Istanbul-Liverpool goalkeeper Dudek also transferred to the Bernabeu on free transfers!
In addition, there have been several explosive transfers in European football. Among them, Thierry Henry, the king of the Gunners, joined Barcelona; French new nuclear, scar fighter Franck Ribery joined Bayern Munich, Hargreaves switched to Manchester United, Chivu joined Inter Milan from Rome, and Fernando Torres, the golden boy of Atletico Madrid, joined Liverpool. Several large transfers are the most eye-catching...
In short, after Madman Li and his Real Madrid dominated European football in the 06-07 season, the giants of the five major leagues in the new competition are all ambitious and ready to make a comeback...
And at this time, Crazy Li finally announced the first assembly list of the Lee Three Lions in less than 20 days before the match with the German national team! ——
No more updates today!By the way, there may be two updates a day before this Sunday. On the one hand, there are a lot of information to check, and on the other hand, Xiaodao has to go to the Talent Center of Tianjin Development Zone to handle the extraction of personal files!I hope my brothers understand, and I will explode after I come back!
(End of this chapter)