LRAB Chapter 156
Chapter 156
PS: Don't scold me, don't scold me, I know I'm wrong, I will never write again in the future, I'm a coward, my subscriptions are so bad, what kind of foundation should I lay, what kind of local plot should I write, just write and answer the questions honestly!
I'm really not in a good state lately. I've been messing up day and night, and I'm recovering from yang. As a result, I had a bad stomach yesterday, with vomiting and diarrhea. I'm really sorry.
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Human powered bicycle!
Not a bicycle, not a rickshaw pusher or a rickshaw puller!
It’s a fun game between men and women!
To put it simply, the man is on the bottom and the woman is on top. There is no astringency involved here. The man uses his hands to support the woman’s calves and knees, and then uses his own calves and knees to support the woman’s hands, and then both perform."Crawling" looks like the forward trajectory of a bicycle.
This requires extremely strong core strength and support, and generally shows off both male and female figures and physical fitness.
Of course, between men and women, if the movements are slightly larger, you can directly open it up...
Therefore, it is impossible to play with this person so intimately if you don't know someone you don't know well. If you are not careful, the child will be two months old in a year. Big.
Chen Ze never thought that Shen He would choose him!
Looking at Shen He, Shen He was also looking at Chen Ze. As a result, the two of them came to the punishment area with a flash of light!
Being punished in front of the whole world!
Chen Ze didn't care, after all, that was Shen He. Although Chen Ze didn't slap her because of the shortage of rough stones, who can refuse to say"My husband is so good"!
"bring it on!"
Chen Ze lay down decisively. Shen He looked at him condescendingly, with no expression on his face. But from Chen Ze's point of view, damn Shen He's figure is really great!
Long legs, thin waist, and plump hips. , the key is that the sides of the thighs are hollowed out and have lines, which directly shows the amazing long legs.
Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng is really good at designing clothes. Look at her two apprentices, Shen He And Gan Yu, those"627" costumes are really top-notch, pure and lusty!
Look at Grandma Ping again...
Even Yaoyao has her thighs exposed, but Yaoyao, Xiangling, and Yanfei, There is no lust at all. It’s amazing!
Xiangling’s clothes are a magic weapon for self-protection. Regardless of the small amount of fabric, they will automatically produce defense when there is danger. Xiangling doesn’t wear them at home, but she definitely wears them when going out. The slits are all open The crotch is gone, but those big white legs don’t have any lust at all.
Really awesome!
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The two people showed a shameful posture, and then started exercising. This is not a pornographic story. The human-powered bicycle is a test of the core, that is, the strength of the waist and abdomen. 1,000 times of human-powered bicycle is definitely an amazing test for ordinary people. To put it harshly, , this is no easier than doing 500 push-ups!
Don't brag. Without training, if you can do 11 in the high school entrance examination, you have already passed. If you can do 20 or more, you will get a perfect score of 35!
There should be a little more in high school, but not much. Go to the street and ask, how many men can do 100 sit-ups or push-ups?
But for Chen Ze and Shen He, it was not enough. The two of them ran into each other for a while at first, and then started to speed up. After all, the posture was too ambiguous. If Chen Ze only had Lei movies before the show, Chen Ze would not be afraid. But now that there is thunder and lightning, the eldest wife is a little bit cautious!
Well, Raiden is really a big wife. Kage, a fool, just gave up the only chance to ride on her sister's head, but it is also in line with her personality. After all, this guy is several times more powerful than her sister, but he only knows how to protect her stupidly. My own sister.
What a good sister!
I need a kiss when I go back.
The 1,000 movements were quickly over. Chen Ze did a backflip and let Shen He land safely. This would have to happen to other girls. A gentlemanly move would make them very satisfied, but Shen He wouldn't do it. This girl was caught by the red rope. Trapped some emotions.
Note, only part of it!
In fact, Shen He was very emotional. She would get in front of Chongyun and put the back of her hand on Chongyun's forehead to confirm whether Chongyun had a fever.
At the core, Shen He is an emotional and kind-hearted person.
Moreover, she would go all the way to Mondstadt to see the protagonist. When the protagonist was injured, the girl became furious and broke out into a scene comparable to Aokiji - a freezing tsunami!
It's simple, because with the protagonist, her emotions can be released instead of suppressed
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【Ye Lan: Shen He’s figure is so good!】
【Ningguang: Indeed, top-notch. It’s really unimaginable. I heard that Shen He is a vegetarian?】
【Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun: I have no restrictions on her, but she always says that she doesn't want to experience things in the mortal world, so she can just taste them. But the problem is, I have no intention of letting her stay in Jueyunjian!】
【Gan Yu: Master, that’s not what you said back then. You gave her a comb!】
【Amber: What happened to the comb?】
【The True Monarch of Cutting the Moon and Building the Yang: The gift of three combs, one comb to remove the tail of the clouds of sorrow, two combs to show no joy or sadness, three combs to the gray hair without regrets, three times to cut off the mortal fate and step into the gate of immortality!】
【Hutao: Huh?】
【Yaoyao: Why didn’t I?】
【Grandma Ping: It was Liu Yun who was trying to scare her, but this girl took it seriously. I have seen her several times!】
【Master Lishui Dieshan: Me too, I have seen it many times. Drinking mountain dew when thirsty, picking pure hearts to eat when hungry, Liuyun, this is not how to raise a disciple!】
【Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun: Ahem, how did I know that this girl is so stubborn!】
【Zhongli: She is scared!】
【Xiangling: Afraid? What are you afraid of?】
【Gan Yu: You don’t know Shen He’s life experience. In fact, she was killed by the Lonely Star of Heavenly Evil, and her body contained endless evil spirits. The master sealed those evil spirits with a red rope to prevent her from going crazy, so she did not dare to do too much. I have no contact with the human world, and I am afraid that one day I will……】
【Shen He: Don’t be afraid anymore. Being by his side can alleviate evil spirits!】
【Chen Ze: Who is around?】
【Shen He: You!】
【Chen Ze: Me?】
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With a flash of light, the two people who had finished their punishment returned to Qunyu Pavilion. Chen Ze casually handed the small gift bag to Keli. Keli opened it and found a lot of frogs inside, which shocked Yaoyao. But Keli grabbed one, smelled it, and stuffed it into her mouth, causing a burst of exclamation.
It turned out that it was a chocolate frog. Although it could move, it could be eaten!
Chen Ze gave Keli a head and put everything in his mouth. You are eight years old, not eight months old!
Then look at Shen He!
"If you stay by my side, can you relieve your evil spirit?"
"Um."
Shen He walked to Chen Ze and took a deep breath. Chen Ze could feel that in that breath, her whole mood relaxed.
"real or fake? Liu
Yunfei flew to Chen Ze's side and observed carefully:"It's true. The smell on your body can directly offset the evil spirit!""
"The smell on my body makes me take a shower every day!"
Chen Ze smelled himself, but didn't smell anything. Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun came to Chen Ze, smelled it, and said,"It's the smell of medicine!"
"Medicinal smell? Nine-turn resurrection pill?"
Chen Ze scratched his finger with his nail, then squeezed out a drop of blood with great effort, and applied it directly on Shen He's mouth...
The next second, the evil energy soaring into the sky exploded, but the evil energy was just like the original mandrill. The same karma……
"Karma!"
Sure enough, the man next to him suddenly stood up. Chen Ze waved his hand and asked him to sit down.
"It’s not karma!"
Zhong Li shook his head. Shen He knew it and had checked it, but he didn't interfere. The old man is not a good man. He will not take action if you are in trouble. The least you can do is talk to the Seven Heavens Statue and let the old man know that you are in trouble. Then The old man would only take action if he made a wish.
Shen He didn't do that, and Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun took action, so the old man didn't care at all.
This time, when he took a closer look, he found that the so-called evil spirit was also caused by evil spirit. A sort of
"It is the evil power of evil spirits from the Dark Sea, full of killing and violence. During the war between gods and demons, Liyue was invaded not only by demons from all walks of life, but also from the evil spirits from the Dark Sea. The main source of the karma on Mandrill is Demon God, and the main source of this thing is evil spirits!"
Zhong Li waved his hand, and a large amount of evil power was gathered together and sealed in a stone. Shen He's eyes became much brighter.
"your blood……"
"I don’t know, maybe it’s the effect of the Nine-turn Resurrection Pill, which directly flushes out all the evil forces!"
Chen Ze himself didn't understand. Everyone sat down one after another. They didn't expect that there was news about the Dark Sea.
"What is that place?"
"have no idea!"
Zhongli didn't say anything, and no one had any way to ask. It was just a group of immortals with tears in their eyes, remembering something.……
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The last spot was taken by Yelan!
Ye Lan took advantage of everyone's reminiscing and took away the right to answer the questions!
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——【Ding, Yelan answered successfully, answered correctly, points +1, and the reward was randomly selected... Congratulations, you got"30ml of Veritaserum""！】
——【Show rewards?】
【Yelan: Good stuff, show it off!】
——【Veritaserum 30 ml: Veritaserum, which only requires 3 ml, can reveal a person’s deepest secrets. No one can resist its effect, but you have to ask, don’t just let me Say, you have to ask!!】
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【Chen Ze: Good stuff for interrogation!】
【Ye Lan: Oh, it’s pretty good, just right for fools to use!】
【Captain: You promised us not to harm the fools!】
【Ye Lan: I've found out whether Veritaserum can hurt people. It's so sweet!】
【Chen Ze: I can prove that it is non-toxic and harmless, purely natural and made by hand. It has no side effects and is easy to use!】
【Ningguang: Do you still know this?】
【Chen Ze: Just kidding, I was accused of stealing money when I was a kid, so I dreamed of having this thing!】
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Everyone looked at Chen Ze sympathetically, but Chen Ze didn't care, because the picture started, and this time it was very shocking!
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【Young Master:"I want to awaken the sleeping demon god of Lord Guyun."】(To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
【Paimon:"Demon?!"】
【Young Master:"The Demon God of Whirlpool, Osel. He was defeated by Morax, the Demon God of Rock, during the Demon God War, and was suppressed by the Rock Spear in the sea........"】
【Young Master:"What if a former demon god were allowed to attack Liyue Port that had lost its divine guardianship?…"】
【Young Master:"Do you think that Mr. Rock King, who has played a trick on us all, can still hide quietly and watch the show?"】
【Paimon:"But...but, the Demon God War has ended two thousand years ago! Today, when there are only seven gods in the world, how are you going to bring down the ancient Demon Gods?"…"】
【Young Master:"Of course, we have prepared the means to wake him up."】
【Countless talismans suddenly appeared next to the young master!】
【Paimon:"Ah! That's a no-no!"】
【Paimon:"I...I remembered! We did find out that the Fools were studying it.…"】
【Ying:"And you are still trying to copy"】
【Young Master:"That’s right, the one I gave you is just a by-product of this research."】
【Young Master:"With so many unforgettable powers gathered together, plus the power given to the executive by the Queen... it is not impossible to temporarily release the suppressive power of the rock gun."】
【Young Master:"Originally, for me, it’s boring to reach this point and use the power of the ancient demon god, and it’s not in line with my creed."】
【Young Master:"However, it is quite interesting to think that not only the rock god, but also you have to deal with this..."】
【The young master lifted the seal of"The Demon God of Whirlpool" Osel…】
【Young Master:"Let's wait and see. Will the country that has lost its gods be swallowed up again by ancient malice?"】
【Young Master:"However, if you also want to drown with the Liyue people, then I wish you a good time!"】
【The young master ran away, and Ying and Paimeng chased after him. They saw that the sky was dark, and in the sky, huge jade pavilions were rushing towards the crazy seaside over there, and on the other side of Guyun Pavilion, huge jade pavilions were The head came out from under Guyun Pavilion!】
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——【Ding, the large-scale answer copy is open!】
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Everyone only felt a flash of light in front of their eyes, and then everyone actually came to the Qun Jade Pavilion. The Qun Jade Pavilion was magnified many times, and all the members of the elite chat room were here!
And in front of everyone is the whirlpool demon god, Osel, who is roaring up to the sky!
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——【Ding, the copy of"Osser Blockade" is officially launched!】
——【Copy contestants: All members of the elite chat room!】
——【Dungeon competition mode: Survival battle!】
——【Detailed explanation of the mode: After the game starts, the Demon God of the Whirlpool will release a large-scale attack on Qun Jade Pavilion. During this period, countless monsters will be summoned to attack Qun Jade Pavilion. Qun Jade Pavilion will turn on the counterattack mode. During this period, all members can attack monsters. Clean up, or compete with each other for the right to operate the"Return Machine"!】
——【There is a certain chance of dropping a gift box when clearing monsters. After the gift box is picked up, it will temporarily belong to the individual. However, when the member dies, all the gift boxes collected will be dropped. When the copy ends, the gift box will belong to the individual, and there is no upper limit for obtaining it!】
——【On the battlefield, there are 100 terminal machines. Each terminal machine can cause huge damage to BOSS Osel. However, in order to operate the terminal machine, you need to answer the questions on the terminal machine correctly. If you successfully answer the questions, you can use the terminal machine. When you use the final machine to cause a certain amount of damage to Ossel (0.3 good), you can directly obtain ranking points and gift boxes!】
——【All members can choose to attack Osel. Osel's strength will multiply according to the number of participating members. When Osel dies, the top 10 members with the highest output will receive huge rewards!】
——【The game time is 60 minutes. If Auxerre cannot be killed within 30 minutes, Auxerre will go berserk. If Auxerre cannot be killed in 60 minutes, the seal of Auxerre will be unlocked in the real world and his 10,000 will be satisfied. A wish within my wish!】
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【Chen Ze: Damn it, are you playing so big?】
【Zhongli: Auxerre……】
【Xiangling: There really is a demon under Guyun Pavilion. I always thought it was just a fairy tale told to us by the master!】
【Hutao: Hey, it’s slippery, don’t you like it?】
【Lei Movie: No need to be nervous, I will protect you!】
【Nasida: But...it seems that this requires everyone's cooperation……】
【Chen Ze: To put it simply, if you are not strong enough, go and grab the final machine. If you are strong enough, go fight the monsters. If you are strong, go fight the demon. In this dungeon, it is best to strive for everyone to get rewards. If you insist on working hard to get high rewards, I have nothing to say. If you die and are thrown out of the dungeon, don't blame me for not saying it in advance!】
【Elhaysen: Indeed, what kind of things can be done with the strength?】
【Paimon: Wow, the game is so big this time, I can’t even watch it!】
【Yaoyao: Little Paimon also wants to participate!】
【Paimon: What? Do I want to fight the devil too?】
【Keli: Little Paimon is also a member of the elite chat room, and you are also in the dungeon!】
【Paimon: Wuwu, then you must protect me, I...I can't do it!】
【Chen Ze: Go find the final machine. If you can answer the questions correctly, there will be rewards!】
【Paimon: Really? Then I'll find the final machine! 】.