Pokemon that travel the wrong way

249. Seeking death in secret...fighting in secret!

It is said that in the XX years, a purple demon was raging in the mountains and fields in the Chengdu area. Countless wild elves were killed and injured, and the people were in distress all over the land, causing unspeakable suffering.

And a certain alpaca has a good life, so in order to save his life from ruin, he surrendered his great responsibility to Uncle Sakaki and subdued him...

...Well, Boss Sakaki, the sharp-eyed guy with a crew cut, just said a few words on the phone to a certain purple-haired transvestite who had already spawned monsters and her eyes were red and her nostrils were breathing heavily.

The first sentence: "The Yameng who was sent before should have completed the basic adjustment and adaptation, right?"

Then came the second sentence: "Very good, then we must go to Qingcheng Cliff and stand by within three days to carry out secret combat operations."

Secret operations...system tasks...obtaining rewards...the losses caused by Xiaozhi taking away the tasks were made up...even Xiao Youna had been killing monsters for several days (all the wild elves were full of bullshit) and was about to change. It only took 0.24 seconds for the idle brain to come to the above conclusion.

"Understood!" Xiaoyou stood at attention and saluted in front of the communicator, and his whole body suddenly became energetic. "Promise to complete the mission!"

"...Well, because it is a secret operation, it is not convenient to reveal too much here." The Sakaki expression on the screen calmly touched the cat boss lying next to him, "We will tell you the detailed information when we get to the gathering place."

"Yes!"

……

Although the deadline required by Uncle Sakaki was three days, it only took Xiaoyou, who owned the fossil pterosaur aerial straight line, a day and a half to arrive at his destination, Qingqing Town, a small town with a very, very uncreative name. town.

The reason why it is said to be uncreative is because a few kilometers away from the town, there is a strange high mountain named Qingqing Cliff. The steep and towering mountain wall turned into a flat top hundreds of meters above the ground, as if the top of the mountain was suddenly cut off, and then a lake was formed on the top of the strange mountain, also called Clear Lake. The lake water flows down from the gaps in the mountain wall, converging into a river that meanders for several kilometers. Unsurprisingly, the name is Clear River...

In this way, if this small town located near the Qingqing River is not called Qingqing Town, it is simply treason and intolerable, isn't it? Although it's really uncreative.

Although there is such a rare scenery that is regarded as a miracle of nature, the climate in this area is quite unstable due to the special terrain and airflow factors. If it does not rain, it will be fine, but it will rain heavily at once, and there will also be "gifts" such as flash floods and mudslides. ", and once the wind blows, it will start with strong winds of level 6 or 7. Even if there is a typhoon or tornado, it is not impossible... Therefore, Qingqing Town not only did not develop a prosperous tourism industry because of Qingqing Cliff, but also because of the cheating The climate has turned into a very remote place where no one can live, and it is so miserable that even the bus only comes once a week...

Walking on the deserted streets of the small town, Xiaoyou, who had already transformed into Lily Xiang mode in advance, found the meeting point without much effort - the only small hotel in the town.

"..." Looking at the small flag hanging unabashedly outside the window on the second floor with the eye-catching red "r" logo printed on it, Xiaoyou felt slightly speechless, but also felt secretly happy in her heart: This is also ours. Credit...

After Xiaoyou's Rockets transformation plan was adopted and implemented by Boss Sakaki, the Rockets' image in the minds of ordinary people in Kanto and Johto is slowly but surely changing. Since crimes such as robbing and poaching elves are no longer carried out (this kind of thing is left to the Phantom Group) or inhumane experiments (this is done more covertly than before, and saying it is inhumane is indeed an exaggeration) As a result, the names and photos of Team Rocket members gradually no longer appeared on wanted posters at the door of police stations around the world. Instead, they began to be active in various news media from time to time - with a surprisingly positive image:

For example, on the front page of the newspaper last month, it was reported that the elf poaching gang that had been rampant in a certain protected area and had been hunted by the police for a long time was defeated - anyone who dared to compete with the Phantom Group for business would be beaten to death! By the way, you can also take away the elves poached by the opponent as trophies...

For another example, last week's radio broadcast stated that a forest fire that broke out in a certain mountain forest and was beyond the capabilities of the local rangers was extinguished - because the fire was already strong enough to cover up traces of experiments conducted in this area. It would have been better if it had been extinguished earlier. A test can be carried out earlier...

Another example is yesterday's TV news. In the suburbs of a certain city, they were once again fighting against a new evil force. It was said that they were the Phantom Group, which was centered on a group of die-hards who had split off from Team Rocket. Well, in fact, these were just In an internal actual combat exercise, we will not talk nonsense about the two parties going to the same store to drink and sing karaoke after the fight...

As time goes on like this, the results will naturally show up:

Testimony 1: "In the past, people could only wander around in inaccessible places, hoping to be lucky enough to meet some skilled but desperate criminals, delinquents, and the like. Now, people can sit in the office and browse through the website. Select the best talents from a large number of volunteers who have signed up to join the Rockets...Now people have enough time to do beauty care for their faces that have been poisoned by disguise cosmetics!" - by a certain jingtong disguise, using messenger bird A veteran recruiter of the Rockets for his partner.

Testimony 2: "Last week, I drank a few more drinks to celebrate the completion of my mission. The next morning when I went out to buy cigarettes, I met Miss Junsha on patrol on the street. I was still wondering about the way Miss Junsha looked at me. Why is it so strange? When I returned to the base, I found that I had forgotten to change my clothes and went out on the street in my uniform... I was surprised that I was not arrested! It was probably because I luckily didn't wear a hat or blindfold, so I was caught by Junsha. Have you become a coy lady?" - by a careless Team Rocket combatant.

Testimony 3: "When I told my family that I wanted to join the Rockets, my mother frowned and said, 'Why are you going to such a dangerous organization! What if I get injured after fighting with bad guys all day long?' But I still feel that being a hero in the dark like Team Rocket is better than being an ordinary trainer, so I secretly came to sign up!" - by a Rocket Team preparatory student who is receiving new training.

All in all, today's Rockets have reached the point where they can openly fly their flags in remote towns and mountains, and it will only be regarded as a prank or cosy, without worrying about anyone retaliating...

"But it's still too ostentatious, aren't you talking about fighting in secret..." Xiaoyou shook his head gently and walked into the small hotel.

"Welcome, our hotel is the most luxurious and cheapest hotel in town - because we are the only one, haha." When Xiaoyou walked into the store, the middle-aged boss at the counter greeted her warmly. "If you, miss, are also attending the 'Modern Rockets Culture Research Association' party, please go to the second floor."

"..." Xiaoyou relied on her profound acting skills and physical reflexes honed by devil training to avoid falling to the ground because of this shocking title. "...Uncle, how did you know?"

"Haha, because few people come to this town." The store owner chuckled, "And you people from 'Xianhuoyan' have taken over the contract again.

There is an entire second floor of the hotel, so basically I will remind all guests who come here. "

"..." The corners of Xiaoyou's mouth twitched. Now, now fire research...

Our boss is Sakaki, not Madarame...

As soon as she reached the second floor, Xiaoyou met an acquaintance.

"Ah, this way!" The green-haired girl wearing a large woolen hat waved at the door of the first room at the bottom of the stairs with a smile on her face. "Do you still remember me, Yurika Team... Vice President?"

"You are...ah, I remember." Xiaoyou looked at the long sideburns and face-style bangs exposed from under the other person's hat, pretended to think for two seconds, and showed a smile that made the girl instantly turn pale. "Are you Macchiato? The one who almost starved to death in the green field——"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!" The A-level special forces girl with a subtle name, number and code name flew over to cover the cross-dressing girl's mouth with a look of horror on her face, "That's black history! You must never say it out loud. ah!"

"Ah la la, have you heard it?" The door opposite the room where Macchiato was located slowly opened, and a long black man with light wheat-colored skin and a lazy smile on his face seemed to be awake. The hairy girl poked her head out of the room. "I'm very interested in knowing more details, Macchiato-chan?"

"No...unfortunately——!" the girl wailed.

————Song of Destruction————

Although Xiaoyou arrived at the meeting place a day and a half early, there was no reward. Instead, they sat and waited in Qingqing Town for a day and a half. After all other members participating in the combat operation arrived, they were called together by Boss Sakaki for a video conference.

As I said before, due to climate problems, there are no tourist attractions or specialties to develop in Qingqing Town. Even wild elves rarely live here, so the day and a half of waiting is very boring for Xiaoyou. , there is nothing to do every day except eating, sleeping and fighting Gengar - Xiaoyou said that there are no strange options to sneak in. Anyway, this guy is seeking his own death, trying to lift the skirt of Team Rocket girl with his tongue... People But with the fighting power of a humanoid elf...

The only thing worth mentioning is that in order to conceal their identities during this period, the members of "Chen Huoken" also organized an outdoor rally. In the words of a cross-dressing girl, they were wearing knock-off Rockets uniforms like Kojiro Musashi. Carrying out outdoor humiliation under the strange eyes of the uncles and aunts in the town has no effect except to build up pressure among the participants so that the last guy to arrive at the meeting point is severely punished.

……

The most spacious room on the second floor of the hotel.

A group of men and women wearing Rockets uniforms—non-cosy official uniforms—sat together and watched a large projection screen together. It's just that the screen hasn't been turned on yet, so Xiaoyou still has time to look around.

The members of the Rockets who participated in the onlookers consciously separated their seats according to the international convention of "men on the left and women on the right". Xiaoyou, because of the Lily pattern, was very "honored" to sit in the girls' section and "enjoy" it. With the unknown treatment of being hugged and hugged...

In fact, including Xiaoyou, a "fake and shoddy product", there are only four people in the girls' section. Sitting on Xiaoyou's left are Macchiato, a member of Team Rocket's A-level special force, number 007, code-named "Black Lily" whom he met during the Green Field Crystal Tower incident, and number 008, code-named "Black Lily" from the same unit. The Nobel Prize winner of "Black Rose" - well, don't worry about the name - is said to be a fellow student and good friend who was trained with Macchiato. It looks natural, but when cut open, it turns out to be black, and it is actually basically the same as what appears to be elite. It goes well with a 9 macchiato...

And at this moment, the 9-year-old girl with light green hair, Macchiato, seemed to be clinging closely to "Yurixiang Sister-sama". By the way, she looked at the person sitting on Xiaoyou's right hand side with provocative eyes. At this moment, she was exuding a strong low pressure. A silver-haired, shakigan three-no girl...

What's going on with this Shura field-like atmosphere...

"Um..." Xiaoyou turned her head slowly and stiffly, trying hard to put a smile on her face, "Wei, long time no see?"

"Captain Yurika, please don't whisper in private during the combat meeting." Yui Kinoshita, the elite captain of the Rockets who has a sister-controlled late brother who works as a prosecutor in the league, has a deadpan expression on her face and her voice has no fluctuation...but her lips will not change after a few seconds. Move slightly, and use lip language to draw out a few very targeted and powerful words, "The perverted woman who took the bikini photo shoot..."

Xiaoyou's body was petrified by 30%, weathered by 5%, and her HP was reduced by 95.3%. She lost her will to fight and was completely defeated.

"Macchiato..." In desperation, Xiaoyou could only transfer the firepower to the port side, "Where is the combat meeting, be serious..."

"No need~" Macchiato, who was definitely bewitched by her shady friend in the opinion of a certain transvestite, deliberately said in a coy voice, "Sister-sama and Macchiato are close friends of life and death who perform secret missions together~ That’s what it should be~”

"Then how about I go publicize your 'glorious deeds' during the mission and change your code name to 'Black Weight Loss Master'?" Xiaoyou decisively used his trump card.

"I was wrong!" Macchiato decisively changed to sitting upright, and her posture was as standard as Kinoshita's...

Victory.

At this time, the big screen in front of everyone finally lit up with a buzz, and Uncle Sakaki appeared on the screen wearing a neat suit that seemed to have never changed styles.

Uncle Sakaki's wardrobe won't be filled with the same style of suits as soon as he opens it, right? Anyone who can think of such a thing at this time will naturally not think about it...

"Elites of Team Rocket, I have called you here today to carry out a secret combat mission as I said before." Uncle Sakaki on the screen was drinking a glass of red wine in his hand, "I don't know. Have you noticed that, except for a few members of the special forces, everyone who can attend this combat meeting has one thing in common..."

What they have in common? Xiaoyou stuck out her tongue in her heart as usual: We have been living in an unscientific Shura field for the past two days, so we don't have much free time to find common ground with the people around us.

"That's right, you are all the new generation elite members of our Rockets, future cadre candidates, and own the latest second-generation artificial elf Yamen..." Of course, the boss Sakaki on the screen will not pay attention to a certain transvestite. Internally complaining, "And the target of this battle is the first-generation artificial elf that defected from our Rockets headquarters——"

Uh, no... Xiaoyou seemed to have thought of something, and her face began to turn pale.

"--Mew-two!"

Uncle Sakaki...you don't really want to die, do you?

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