LRAB 296.We are playing away from home
296.We are playing away from home
If you don't commit suicide, you won't die. That's nonsense. But sometimes, if you commit suicide, you won't necessarily die...
According to Xiaoyou's judgment, the Meow Meow trio who used the smoke screen of double bombs to prevent Bishas from capturing Celebi and then jumped out on their own were obviously committing suicide. Bangjila, whose sight was blocked, was stunned. The energy of the destructive death ray that was condensing was worried that there was no place to put it. It happened that Musashi and others were planning to make a classic opening speech, so they quickly shot the destructive death ray in the direction of the sound——zxsbr />
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“Eaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”
The strong air waves generated by the destructive death light explosion blew away the smoke. What appeared in front of Bixias and Xiaoyou was a trio of people kneeling on the ground and hugging each other, shivering - these guys obviously just wanted to not be killed. The man snatched the prey and jumped out. He never thought about whether he could beat the berserk Benjira or whether he would be beaten into a mosaic...
Moreover, Xiaoyou dared to bet Gengar's fifteen years of food expenses (Gengar: "..."). The "prey" in Musashi's mouth was definitely not talking about the alien Zerg-like Celebi, but a certain The hot-blooded boy’s yellow electric mouse…
In Xiaoyou's expectation, the trio who had successfully completed their historical mission - covering the escape of Xiaozhi and his gang - would be instantly killed by Bangira with a destructive death ray. His movements and powerful voice shouted "It feels so disgusting" and he once again became a shining star in the sky.
But the fact is that the big "p" letter on Musashi and Kojiro's white uniforms helped them at the critical moment, preventing Bixias from letting Bangila blast them into scum at the first time: "Who are you?" people?"
"Ah, that mask?" Although Bishas's outfit was not tasteful, it was still conspicuous enough as a logo. At least Musashi immediately screamed after seeing Bishas's mask clearly.
"The user of the evil elf..." Meow Meow quickly reacted.
"The top leader of the Phantom Corps..." Kojiro was a little dull, but it was not too late.
"Masked Lord Bixas?" the three of them shouted in unison.
The reaction of the trio successfully made Bishas give up his plan to attack: "Are you also from the Phantom Group?"
"Yes!" Musashi and the other three immediately jumped up and rushed under Bixias' walking machine. Their strong momentum even pushed Dark Bandila aside.
Musashi showed a jealous and flattering smile: "It was so rude just now! We didn't know it was you who came!"
Kojiro nodded and bowed: "We have heard of your great achievements a long time ago..."
Meow put his two front paws in front of him and rubbed them like a profiteer: "It's our honor to meet you, Meow!"
"Hmph..." Probably because the trio's flattery was very comfortable - although Xiaoyou behaved quite respectfully, the half-facial paralysis of "Hunter D" is really not very suitable for flattery - of course it could also be He confirmed what Xiaoyou said that neither group of people posed any threat to him... In short, Bixias seemed to have forgiven the trio for their troublesome behavior.
I saw Bixias picking off two dark balls from his chest and throwing them out. He released the previous Mahuola and a giant pincer mantis respectively, and ordered them: "Go after them!"
After the two elves disappeared into the depths of the woods with a few leaps and bounds, Bixias greeted the three people standing stupidly below: "Since you are from the Phantom Group, then you have been assigned to my mission." It’s temporarily requisitioned, come up!”
"Yes!" The trio who felt the hug on their thighs immediately climbed up along the long legs of the walking machine happily - Bixias was not so kind as to lower the platform of the machine or provide a ladder or something.
"Oh?" After climbing up to the platform, Musashi and others finally saw Xiaoyou standing behind Bixias, "This black windbreaker and big-brimmed hat..."
"The mysterious master of the phantom group who sees the dragon but never sees its tail..."
"Legendary elf hunter——Master D?"
Xiaoyou blinked--it turns out that this almost unused image of himself is unexpectedly popular?
In fact, this is also the result of Boss Sakaki's operation. In addition to the lightning bird, many secret missions are also attributed to this hunter D. At the same time, he deliberately creates a mysterious atmosphere of hidden whereabouts. As for the purpose... it seems to be using To weaken the influence of a masked man with bad taste.
"..." Anyway, he pretended not to know these idiots for now. Xiaoyou nodded slightly without changing his expression, then threw the elf ball and released the Iron Masked Ninja, "Go, follow Mahuola and Giant Claw Mantis. , can you come back and report their location and status at any time, Lord Bixias?"
"Humph" Bixias nodded. He himself also knew the shortcomings of the dark ball elf. It would be easy for the two berserkers to catch up with the group of imps, but if they had to come back to report... the dark ball does not come with a dps positioning function.
So the Iron Masked Ninja took the lead, and Bixias and his team, who had added more people, moved forward leisurely in the direction indicated by the Iron Masked Ninja who returned from time to time. Then about ten minutes later... they found the man who was tied up in a rocky area. Mahuola and the giant pincer mantis struggling on the stone
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"Ah la la la..." The trio, lying on the platform railing of the walking machine like children, sighed quietly, as if in their eyes the failure of Mahuola and Giant Claw Mantis was a matter of course - because they were the opponents. His old enemy Pikachu! Being defeated just shows that your goal is valuable! Of course, you can't say this to Lord Bishas.
"Humph, that's interesting..." Bixias calmly took back the two defeated elves, seeming to regard the counterattack by Xiaozhi and others as part of a hunting game - well, that's it. I don't rule out the possibility of deliberately showing off to save face. "What a good prey..."
"Papa papa papa papa..."
"Oh...that's it..."
The iron-faced ninja still pretended to knock the "secret signal", but actually used mental communication to report the battle situation to Xiaoyou - with the support of vax's mental communication, Xiaoyou was able to obtain detailed information comparable to the level of live broadcast. intelligence
As for the mental power communication feature that I don’t know when it became a vax, it’s not that the cross-dressing girl signed up for Ms. Nazi’s superpower correspondence course, but that Xiaoyou temporarily replaced the level-upgrading feature of Mewtwo’s earrings with mental power. It's just communication... Yes, the upgraded characteristics of this thing can be replaced, but there is a cooling time and cannot be replaced too frequently, and the accumulated time for permanently improved characteristics needs to be reset to zero and recalculated...
So I won’t need to take these earrings off for quite some time.
Ahem, back to the topic. According to the information sent back by the Iron Mask Ninja, Bixias' Giant Claw Mantis does not have extra light metal properties like Xiaoyou's Char, so the pursuit speed is not fast, but Xiaozhi and his group are the ones escaping. There are also hindrances among people: Xiaoxia sprained her foot during Bangila's initial destructive death ray bombing... As a result, she was soon overtaken by Bixias' elves, and Xiaozhi and others were forced to fight.
Facing Mahuola and Giant Pincer Mantis, Xuecheng - the name of the unknown handsome boy, at least that's what Xiaozhi called him - used a weird elf ball that needed to be unscrewed by hand to release a fire Dinosaur, and Ash sent out a...Grass Dinosaur?
Uh, okay... I have never seen this little elf, but it looks like a small long-necked dragon, and the circle of large and long leaves on the head and neck has no This guy's grass-type characteristics are doubtfully displayed. It's not an exaggeration to call it a grass dinosaur for the time being...
The question is, Xiaozhi, you use a grass-type elf and a giant mantis with insect + steel composite attributes to fight in a duel?
In the impression of the Iron Mask Ninja, Xiaoyou watched with cold sweat as the handsome young man Xuecheng calmly commanded the fire dinosaur with superior attributes and Ma Hao, whose abilities were strengthened by the dark ball but had monotonous and rigid tactics because there was no one to command them. The beating was lively, while the Grass Dinosaur on Xiaozhi's side was heartily beaten... by the Giant Pincer Mantis...
The grass-type flying blades and vine whips were nothing but iss in front of the giant pincer mantis's shadow clone. Finally, under Xiaozhi's prompts, the grass dinosaur concentrated on hitting the giant pincer mantis with a knowing blow, but the steel shell The insect-type elf said that the damage was not even a drizzle, and then stepped forward with a set of bullet punches to hit the grass dinosaur's head like a punching bag...
Originally, according to this rhythm, Giant Pincer Mantis could easily deal with this grass dinosaur elf, and then cooperate with Mahuola to release the young fire dinosaur that turned over the snow - even the two dark ball elf were not very good at it. Against fire-types, but two-on-one is generally stress-free.
But... Xiaozhi is not fighting alone...
"Go ahead, cross-shaped bat!" "Please, mosquito-repellent frog!"
Followers A and B (Xiao Gang) who can’t stand it anymore
Xiaoxia: How long do you want to use this joke?)...Okay, we mean Xiaogang and Xiaoxia sent reinforcements!
Zhou Fangyou, the master of unscrupulous tactics, said, you guys finally remembered that this is not a regular elf battle, and there are four of you in total...?
Although Xiaogang and Xiaoxia always look like professionals, after all, they are also gym trainers (at least gym trainer reserve), and they still have some experience in elf fighting. In addition, they are With the absolute advantage of three against one, it is really not easy to deal with the giant pincer mantis: the cross-shaped bat flaps its four wings and sends out a series of air blades, forcing the giant pincer mantis to fly up and jump, but it is tied up by the grass dinosaur's vine whip. Just then, the mosquito-repellent frog rushed up and slapped the big ear with a slap on the left and right, returning the energy that Mantis had just used to kill the dinosaur intact...
As for Mahuola, I don’t know whether it was luck or misfortune. In short, it did not suffer the tragic situation of one against four - when it was having an even battle with the fire dinosaur, there was another "legendary" elf at the scene. In order to increase its sense of presence, I gave it a hundred thousand volts... And Xuecheng's fire dinosaur did not miss this good opportunity, and decisively and neatly sprayed flames to complete the last hit...
Then these two cheaters were tied up with ropes to demonstrate and laugh at the crowd - although Xiaozhi and the others probably didn't have such plans... Report completed
It is said that during the time when Xiaoyou seemed to be in a daze but was actually watching the video, a thick fog filled the forest at some point, and the field of vision was shortened to only about ten meters in just a few minutes. Even if Xiaoyou came again Releasing the Iron Masked Ninja didn't help, it was like...
It's like the forest is helping Celebi, Xiaozhi and his friends escape?