LRAB Chapter 4 Fuck your mother's head
Chapter 4 Fuck your mother's head
System space.
Li Xun lay on the rattan chair generated by the system, with a free glass of water next to him.
He stared intently at the user's backend screen, remained silent for a long time, and finally blurted out:
"Go to hell!"
With your pathetic understanding of fetal breathing, you think you can write a script? You're asking for trouble.
The system only provides basic monitoring, but special keywords will be displayed and you can choose whether to enable monitoring.
Since Li Xun had nothing better to do, he simply left it on.
I was quite bored by myself, so I just watched it like a TV series.
As a result, he had just lay down on the recliner when he saw this scene that made him go black.
"Okay, okay."
"I told you to keep it a secret, and you turned around and wrote my autobiography, huh?"
[Friendly reminder: The user did not mention a data SIM card, nor did they mention the host's real information, and therefore did not trigger any data breach rules.]
Li Xun sat up.
Damn it
Does it make a difference?
Li Xun, who had originally wanted to lie down and see how things went, was finding it hard to stay still.
How can he lie down like that? With Lin Xiaoyou's reckless behavior, who knows when he might suddenly die in his sleep. Who will he cry to then?
The only user is dead, and traffic is only flowing out and not coming in. Who will guarantee his safe life?
Mysterious Mirror Mysterious Mirror Mysterious Mirror...
"I've got it!" After scratching his head anxiously for a while, Li Xun suddenly had a great idea.
Impersonating Lu Jiangxian!
The given conditions are as follows:
The Li family needs to learn the art of guiding others during their sacrificial rites.
Each time Lu Jiangxian bestowed a talisman, the Li family had to perform a sacrificial ceremony to Xuanjian.
The talisman seed can be planted in another person's dantian to aid in their cultivation.
The older the people, the more they know about Xuanjian.
But whether Xuanjian will be born, and in which year the story will progress.
These are things Li Xun didn't know, but they're not important.
Even if it's fake, so what? Its data SIM card function is not much different from the real one.
So, he plans to do the following:
1. The data SIM card is disguised as a talisman to quickly improve the user's cultivation level.
Second: Guide Lin Xiaoyou back to her family and apply for cards as a family unit.
Third: Misleading Du Qing.
The plan is in place.
In the video, Chen Shouzhen is seen writing furiously at his desk.
Lin Xiaoyou sat beside him, munching on a spirit rice cake while telling him the plot.
"I can't write here that I was so scared my legs went weak and I couldn't walk."
"Then what should I write?"
"Write about my fearlessness in the face of danger."
"Weren't you being chased by the black wolf and running away in a panic?"
Do you understand artistic interpretation?
"The black wolf has at least three or four layers of embryonic energy!"
Chen Shou looked up at him.
Lin Xiaoyou coughed, looking a little embarrassed, but still said, "Just write it like this, it'll definitely be a hit."
"What if we lose money?"
"I'll cover the losses!"
Li Xun's eyelids twitched as he read it.
"Okay, okay."
"You two are really talented!"
"One dares to fabricate, and the other dares to write."
"Still fearless in the face of danger?"
"If you're not afraid in a crisis, what kind of credit card would you apply for?"
"If Black Wolf could speak, he'd call you shameless."
In the world of Xuanjian, there are too many cunning old foxes.
Li Xun, who was watching from the system space, took a deep breath to calm down. The most important thing now was that the only customer could not die.
If someone dies, the food supply will stop.
Although there is system space, one cannot be a recluse forever.
If given the chance, he would still like to breathe in the fresh air under the sun.
After a moment's thought, Li Xun sat up straight.
"System, send a text message to Lin Xiaoyou."
[Please enter your message.]
Li Xun thought about it.
"Content: The book can be written, but don't mention the mysterious person from Wangyue Lake. Change the opportunity to a talisman seed in the mirror. You must win the three-day mini-competition. Losers will be charged a late fee."
[Total 45 characters, minus 3MB.]
[Characters less than 15 characters will be charged as 15 characters.]
[Sent.]
[Current remaining bandwidth for the host: 496]
the other side.
When Chen Shougang wrote, "On the shore of Wangyue Lake, a mysterious senior descended from the sky," Lin Xiaoyou's mind was suddenly jolted.
[Dear customer with outstanding bill, we have received an anonymous text message.]
[Books may be written, but let's not mention the mysterious man of Wangyue Lake.]
[The opportunity has been changed to a talisman seed within a mirror.]
We must win this three-day mini-competition.
[A late payment fee will be charged if you lose.]
Lin Xiaoyou's gaze instantly went blank, and the spirit rice cake in his hand fell onto the table with a thud.
Chen Shou paused, his pen poised.
"What's wrong?"
Lin Xiaoyou raised his hand and pressed down on the paper.
"Deleted."
"what?"
"Delete and rewrite this section."
Chen Shou frowned: "The appearance of this mysterious senior is very dramatic."
"You can't write 'senior'."
"Then what should I write?"
Lin Xiaoyou took a deep breath.
"Write the talisman in the mirror."
Chen Shou's eyes flickered: "A talisman seed in the mirror?"
Lin Xiaoyou nodded: "My ancestors had a broken mirror. In a critical moment, a talisman seed fell from the mirror and entered my dantian, helping me to be reborn."
Chen Shou remained silent for a moment.
He tore up the paper and laid it out again.
"This is good."
"Even better than the mysterious senior."
Why?
"The mysterious senior's rescue was an external force. The talisman in the mirror being planted in the dantian was a legacy. A legacy has an origin, and an origin brings expectations."
Lin Xiaoyou looked at him.
Suddenly I realized that this poor writer isn't entirely useless.
Chen Shou wrote very quickly.
"The miscellaneous disciple of Qingchi returns from Wangyue Lake, breaking through three realms in a single day."
Chapter One.
That day, by the Wangyue Lake, Lin Xiaoyou thought he was going to die.
The black wolf was behind.
The setting sun is in front of us.
He fell into the mud, but his hand touched the cold, broken mirror he always carried with him.
This was passed down from his ancestors.
There is light in the mirror.
A talisman seed fell from the light.
From then on, the servants no longer bowed their heads.
At this point, Chen Shou looked up: "Can you really win in three days?"
Lin Xiaoyou touched his chest.
In my mind, the data SIM card page hung silently.
Remaining bandwidth: 0MB
[Expected credit to be received next month: 100MB]
[Overdue payment limit: 50MB available]
Two more days.
Once the money arrives, he will be able to break through the cycle.
The third level of fetal breathing is not considered strong in the servants' quarters.
But that's enough to shut up a group of people who usually treat him like a pushover.
Moreover, even if the remaining 50MB of data cannot be used actively, it can still be passively triggered to protect against data charges.
"We can win."
Lin Xiaoyou said.
Chen Shou stared at him for a few moments.
I'll trust you this once.
"It's not about believing me."
Lin Xiaoyou took out the spirit stone and pushed it in front of him.
"Trust money."
Chen Shou's hand trembled.
"You really want to lend it to me?"
"It's not a loan."
"That is?"
"invest."
Lin Xiaoyou stared at him: "Go to the market and print as many as you can. Test the waters first."
Chen Shou gripped the spirit stone, his throat bobbing.
"If they can't be sold..."
If you can't sell them, you'll owe me a spirit stone.
Chen Shou's face stiffened.
Lin Xiaoyou added, "It must be paid off within ten years. Any consequences of overdue payment will be borne by the borrower."
"..."