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Meanwhile, inside Zhang Hao's room, a series of erotic scenes were unfolding.
(Being afraid of censorship, readers are encouraged to use their imaginations to picture the scenes here.)
"How's it going, Xiao Hao? My technique is pretty good, right? Look, you're almost rolling your eyes."
At this moment, Zhang Hao was lying in Zoya's arms, and Zoya was using the "soul extractor" she had acquired a few days ago on Zhang Hao with a wicked smile. Zhang Hao obediently huddled in her arms and did not move, obediently enduring Zoya's whims.
"Hey, you've had your fun, now it's my turn to play with you. I've never seen Xiao Hao like this before."
Luna kept urging him on, asking, "Is this thing really that comfortable? Xiao Hao never showed this kind of expression when I massaged him before."
As for Mai Xiaowen, who was squeezed to the very side, she looked at Zoya's smug expression and curled her lips in disdain. That's it? That's it? She thought it would be more exciting. In her opinion, this still required external help. Compared with her previous actions, it was really weak.
That's true, but Mai Xiaowen couldn't hide the envy in her eyes. Those two old women, just because they're a little older than her, they think Xiao Hao really likes this kind of thing... It seems like he really does.
Mai Xiaowen could only silently condemn Xiao Hao's behavior in her heart. It was so superficial, so incredibly superficial. But just wait and see. She was drinking papaya juice every day, and it shouldn't be too long before she could surprise Xiao Hao.
"Alright, let's stop messing around. Xiao Hao, let's play a game first."
Seeing the two people in front of her going too far, Mai Xiaowen finally couldn't take it anymore. You two better stop right now!
"A game?! Great, let's play together!"
As soon as Zhang Hao heard Mai Xiaowen mention games, he immediately perked up. Under the incredulous gazes of Zoya and Luna, he ran away and naturally took out his phone from his pocket and opened the game.
Then he stared at Zoa and Luna with his innocent, big eyes:
"Do you guys want to come along?"
Chapter 345 Raiding Bird Nests
Time flew by and it was already the morning of the second day. It was just getting light outside when Weilong and Shenlan walked out of the room one after the other.
"Hmm? Weilong, are you going on patrol so early today? Why don't I cook you some noodles first before you go?"
Deep Blue was surprised that Dragon, who was usually still sleeping at this time, would get up so early to prepare for patrol, so he asked.
"No, Deep Blue, let's eat when I get back. Yesterday Roy told me that there seems to be some trouble at Longbow Valley. I'll go check it out after my patrol today. I don't think it will be too long."
After finishing speaking, Wei Long put on his helmet, nodded to Shen Lan, and headed to the garage.
Seeing that Weilong had such awareness, Shenlan nodded in satisfaction. It seemed that Weilong had become sensible after being "lovedly taught a lesson" by him last time.
But Wei Long only needs to be disciplined once or twice to behave, so why doesn't it work on Roy? Deep Blue is also very troubled by this. Roy's personality is too unruly. Although it can't be called a bad habit, it still needs to be kept in mind.
"Next time... are you going to bring a shield to discipline me?"
Deep Blue murmured, his eyes unconsciously glancing at Roy's door.
Roy, who was still sleeping in bed, shivered involuntarily: It's a bit cold. I should curl up and sleep. But that doesn't make sense. In Asara, and at this time of year, it shouldn't be cold, right?
But Roy was no ordinary man; he simply turned around and went back to sleep. What did it matter? After all, Deep Blue was still here with the Special Operations Department. He wanted to see if anyone would dare to cause trouble in front of Deep Blue.
While Deep Blue started cooking for everyone, Wei Long also started riding his little car to patrol around Dam Zero.
"Hmm, no problem. It seems the dam is all working fine... What's that?"
After taking another stroll, Wei Long was about to head to Longbow Valley when he noticed what appeared to be a bunch of bird nests behind the cement plant at the dam.
However, seeing that he had already passed that area, Wei Long gave up and continued driving towards the location Roy had pointed out to him yesterday.
"Hiss~~~ There really are a bunch of bird nests? But where are the Asara Rocket Soldiers that Roy told me about? Oh well, let's ignore this for now and go check out the place Roy pointed out to me yesterday."
Asara, the rocket soldier who hadn't gotten out of bed yet: Hmm? Was someone thinking about me just now? Could it be Xiaomei? Hehehe, I knew my charm was still great. I'll go buy breakfast for Xiaomei and her crush when I get up later.
Taking advantage of the fact that the sun had just risen, Wei Long hurriedly rode his bike towards the pasture in Longbow Valley. As for the other two locations that Roy had marked for him, he decided to wait until he had gathered more people before going there. Otherwise, if he went there alone, he would probably never come back.
Wei Long: Oh, if only I had the strength of Deep Blue. If I brought a shield like that, I could just steal bird eggs right in front of them.
Deep Blue: No, no, no, Dragon, you're looking down on me. When I was your age, I didn't need to bring a shield. I could make these people kneel on the ground and watch me openly steal bird eggs. Reis? Reis would have to kneel before me, and he'd have to be at the very front.
After parking his car not far from the ranch, Wei Long grabbed his gun and quietly began to head towards his target location.
After walking for a few minutes, Wei Long arrived near Roy's marker and cautiously looked around.
"Huh? There's no one here? Is Roy trying to fool me again? But there are definitely birds chirping nearby. I don't think there are any bird nests around here, right?"
Just as Wei Long was still wondering, a footstep began to approach.
Upon hearing the footsteps, Wei Long quickly hid and then peeked out towards the source of the sound.
Just as Roy had said yesterday, an Asara rocket soldier was swaggering forward, carrying his rocket launcher.
"Huh?! What...what's going on? Roy was actually telling the truth!!!"
Wei Long stared wide-eyed at the scene before him, his eyes beneath the mask agape. Wait, does Reis have a huge number of people here now? They've even deployed rocket soldiers to the ranch? This… is this right?
"Wait, he's still walking forward? Where is he going? Hiss... Let me see, I just happened to bring the tranquilizer dart that Zoya gave me. Sorry bro, you can lie down without worry, I won't pull down your pants."
After loading the tranquilizer dart, Wei Long looked at Asara Rocket Soldier, who was facing away from him, and aimed directly at his backside.
"call out!!!"
With a gunshot, Asara, the rocket soldier, also fell down within seconds.
"Hmm! Headgear, armor, gun, chest armor... wrong one, I'm not that Red Wolf guy. I've been corrupted by him lately. Let's go see what's ahead."
Wei Long was about to use a jetpack to take over the Asara rocket soldier, but as soon as he got up, he remembered that he wasn't a CS player like Red Wolf, so he quickly dismissed the "evil" thought from his mind.
After crossing the Asara Rocket Trooper and taking a few steps forward, Wei Long discovered that there really was a bunch of bird nests on a haystack ahead.
Seeing this unbelievable scene, Wei Long couldn't help but rub his eyes. WTF? Was he hallucinating too?
When Weilong went inside, he discovered that these were all bird eggs, and in some of the nests... there were a few unusual white eggs.
"What is this thing? Where is the golden egg that Roy told me about yesterday? Could someone have taken it? I hope that Asara rocket soldier didn't stuff it in his pants. I'll have to check it later."
But with so many bird nests right in front of him, even someone as strong as Wei Long couldn't resist the temptation and reached out his sinful hand to the nests.
Roy: Good grief, still talking about me and threatening me. Humph, you've already started digging your own nest. Do you even know how to dig a bird's nest properly? Get out of my way. I'm the real bird-nest raider, okay?
Chapter 346 The Egg Thief
Just as Wei Long was enjoying his bird's nest raid, he heard hurried footsteps from not far away. It seemed that... the other party was a group of people.
Wei Long immediately stopped his indecent behavior. After putting everything he had found into his backpack, he glanced at Asara Rocket Soldier still lying on the ground, then jumped over the wall and used his jetpack to escape the scene.
Wei Long: Sigh, what a pity. Maybe the golden egg that Roy was talking about really is in that Asara rocket soldier's crotch.
Shortly after Wei Long left, a group of Asara soldiers arrived at this place:
"Damn it, what's the guy guarding the bird's nest doing today? Wasn't he supposed to be moving to a different spot? Why is he still here? We had to go look for him somewhere else for ages, but it turns out he didn't move at all. I was hoping to get some bird eggs to trade for resources!"
"Hey wait a minute, isn't that the rocket soldier on guard duty?"
Just as the group was still complaining, one of the Asara soldiers pointed to the unconscious Asara rocket soldier lying in front of them.
"Huh? Yeah, isn't that the Rocket Soldier in charge of managing the bird nests? What's he doing lying in the middle of the road? Did he fall asleep here?"
The others looked in the direction the soldier Asara was pointing and also spotted the rocket soldier Asara lying in the middle of the road.
"Something's wrong. Someone has touched the bird's nest here. Enemies are here! Quick, go check if this rocket soldier is still breathing."
As the group approached, they saw that their target—a cluster of bird nests—had already been touched, and immediately realized that it was definitely not normal for Asara Rocket Soldier to be lying in the middle of the road.
The unconscious Asara Rocket Soldier: Aren't you guys just talking nonsense here? Why would I lie in the middle of the road if I had nothing to do? Do you think it's comfortable to lie here? If I had a choice, why wouldn't I choose to lie in bed?
"Quickly, quickly, go report the situation here to the squad leader. Go check if this rocket soldier is still breathing. The rest of you, stay alert and keep this area on guard. We still don't know where the enemy is or what their objective is."
One of them immediately organized a few people, and the person who was sent to check the condition of the body came to the side of the Asara rocket soldier and put his finger under his nose.
"Um... he's still breathing, and... he seems to be sleeping quite soundly."
The soldier, still unconvinced, moved a little closer to observe, until... he heard a faint snoring sound.
Asara soldier: Holy crap, you're sleeping here during your shift, huh? (╬▔皿▔)╯
So, in front of everyone else, the soldier launched a "Great Wilderness Meteor Shower" directly at the Asara Rocket Soldier.
"Ugh!!!!!"
Under this powerful blow, Asara Rocket Soldier, who was originally in a coma, was also awakened, and then spat out a mouthful of blood.
"Look, I told you he wasn't dead, right? Hey, are you alright?"
Seeing that he had successfully "awakened" the rocket soldier, the soldier Asara nodded in satisfaction, raised an eyebrow at the stunned crowd behind him, and then turned around and asked the rocket soldier Asara as if nothing had happened.
"What just happened? How did I end up here? Ouch... why does my chest hurt so much?"
The Asara Rocket Soldier, who had just been forcibly powered on, sat up with the help of the soldier. He stared wide-eyed ahead, as if he had been stunned by the "Great Wilderness Meteor Shower" attack.
"Oh, I remember now, I was walking ahead to move the bird's nest to a different place, and then... and then I inexplicably passed out? Ouch, why does my butt hurt a little too?"
After saying this, Asara, the rocket soldier, touched his buttocks, but when he took them out, he found that his hands were also covered in blood.
The onlookers exclaimed: "Huh? Your butt hurts? And you're bleeding? My God, who would do something like this in broad daylight?"
"Wait, wait, don't panic. We've already called for help. Quickly try to recall if anything has happened to you since you left the house today. The doctor will be here soon, so please don't faint."
Unfortunately, after seeing the blood on his hands, Asara Rocket Soldier's eyes rolled back and he collapsed once again.
Everyone:..............................
"So what do we do now? Should we go and catch the murderer?"
Seeing the key figure fall down again, one of the soldiers asked, somewhat speechless.
"Sigh, let's wait for the doctor. We don't know anything about the enemy yet. If we rush out recklessly like this, we'll have nowhere to cry if we get wiped out."
After hearing his words, the rest of the people nodded in agreement, and the group simply waited where they were.
"Hey, go turn him over. His butt is injured and it's been touching the ground a lot, so we don't want it to get infected."
While waiting in boredom, the group couldn't help but turn their attention to the unconscious Asara Rocket Soldier. They were all very curious about just how monstrous he was to have managed to make so much blood ooze from his buttocks.
Wei Long: Hehehe, of course it's the little pistol that Xiao Hao assembled for me before. It's just loaded with tranquilizer darts. If it were real bullets, I would really take them down one by one.
"Tch, if you want to see someone's butt, just say so. Why be so roundabout? Isn't this all sickeningly polite? Come on, let's go take a look. To be honest, I've never seen such a pervert before."
At the suggestion of this "idea king," the bored group went to Asara Rocket Soldier, who had fallen into a coma for the second time, and together they turned him over.
However, after turning him over, everyone showed expressions of disappointment upon seeing the scene before them.
"Huh? That's it? So it's just bleeding from the butt. I thought it was something else... Wait a minute!!!"
Just as the group was still looking dejected, someone suddenly said:
"This wound? It's a gunshot wound! This egg thief just wanted to raid these bird nests, so he pulled out a gun and shot them in the butt! This guy's really a CS player!!!"
Chapter 347 The Horned Immortal
After the doctor arrived, the group lifted Asara Rocket Soldier onto a stretcher, put him in a vehicle, and watched as he was successfully transported back home.
"Hey, you guys, tell me everything that happened from when you got here until now. What exactly happened here?"
The squad leader who had been summoned also called the Asara soldiers over and asked them a question.
So, with several Asara soldiers giving their accounts, the squad leader roughly understood what had happened.
"So... you're saying that someone shot this rocket soldier in the butt, and he passed out, but this person didn't kill him, and just ransacked the bird's nest?"
As the squad leader spoke, he almost burst out laughing. How... how was he supposed to explain this? How could such an outrageous thing actually happen?
"Captain, look, all these bird nests have been looted. We've been working hard all morning. Do you think there's any compensation?"
The squad leader shook his head helplessly after hearing this and said:
"Alright, alright, who knows what kind of weirdo came here and did this? You guys have been busy for so long, so I'll give you two weird eggs each. When you go to exchange supplies, just mention my name, and I'll give them a heads-up now."
"Okay, Captain! You're the best, Captain! Let's go exchange supplies!"
The soldiers were overjoyed upon hearing this. Good heavens, they had thought they would be leaving empty-handed today. After all, the event hosted by Lord Reis was quite popular. Yesterday, they had heard that their men had gone to the Zero Dam of Said to steal bird nests and had been beaten up.
"Oh dear, I wonder if it was someone from Said's side who did it. After all, the competition there seems to be quite fierce."
"Oh, who cares? What does it matter who the murderer is? As long as we have eggs, that's all that matters. If we really want to thank the 'murderer,' we should thank him. If it weren't for him, how could we each have two eggs? Just think how much we could have traded for them."
"Um...indeed, it seems this murderer is quite nice. I wonder if he'll come back tomorrow."
Asara, the rocket soldier who fell into a coma twice: How could you be so selfish? Did you even consider my feelings? I am xxxxxxxxxx.
As for the "murderers" mentioned by these Asara soldiers, Wei Long had already returned to the Special Operations Unit humming a little tune.
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