Chapter 445 Kona: Could Lance be a lolicon too?!
Chapter 445 Kona: Could Lance be a lolicon too?!
Li Luochen spent a day taking Xiao An and Li Ke around Changqing City.
We ate lunch at an inconspicuous little restaurant in the city center. The restaurant was small, but the food was very authentic. Xiao An ate two bowls of rice by herself, and Li Ke also had an extra half bowl, which was quite rare for her.
In the afternoon, we went to the Pokémon Park in Evergreen City. Xiao An and Riko sat on a bench feeding Pidgey, while Li Luochen leaned against a tree trunk and scrolled through his phone.
After treating each other to dinner, the three said goodbye at Quartz College.
As darkness fell, Xiao An waved goodbye, her voice filled with reluctance: "Brother Luo Chen, thank you so much for today!"
For Xiao An...
The day went by so fast that she didn't even have time to savor it before it was time to say goodbye.
She felt particularly fulfilled.
It wasn't because of how many places we went or how much good food we ate, but because I felt very comfortable with Li Luochen.
No need to deliberately find topics, no need to care about your image, just say whatever you want, laugh whenever you want.
This comfort made her not want to leave Li Luochen.
Unfortunately, Lico and I had to go back to school first. There was a curfew in the dormitory, and if we didn't go in soon, it would be too late.
Otherwise, they could chat more.
Xiao An sighed inwardly, suppressing her reluctance, and revealed a big smile.
Rico stood next to Ann and nodded quietly.
It's a pity I was too reserved, otherwise I would have had so much to say to Li Luochen.
Li Luochen glanced at the two of them, gently patted Xiao An on the head, and then looked at Li Ke: "Go back and rest early."
"Um!"
Xiao An nodded vigorously, then pulled Rico around and headed towards the academy.
After walking a few steps, she turned back and looked at him again: "Goodnight, Brother Luo Chen!"
"Good night." Li Luochen waved to her.
Xiao An turned around with satisfaction, grabbed Li Ke's hand, quickened her pace, and disappeared through the academy gates.
"Hey, isn't this Li Luochen? Dating over?"
Li Luochen hadn't taken more than a few steps when he heard teasing voices coming from behind a tree nearby.
He stopped and turned his head to look at the lush roadside tree.
Kona emerged from behind the tree, crossed her arms, leaned against the trunk, one leg slightly bent, and her toes touching the ground.
The thin, gold-rimmed glasses sat on her nose, the lenses reflecting the streetlights, obscuring the expression in her eyes.
"Hey, Queen Kona, it's really impolite to eavesdrop on other people's conversations." Li Luochen turned around to face her, his tone tinged with helplessness.
"So the word 'rude' is in the dictionary of your inherently evil Dragon Tamer clan."
Connor feigned shock, covering her mouth with one hand, putting on a convincing performance.
Then she lowered her hand, her expression shifting from exaggerated shock to seriousness, and questioned, "Then let me ask you, when you called me an old auntie, did you ever consider that it was impolite?"
Li Luochen remained silent for a moment.
He had certainly thought about it, but it was just a slip of the tongue, and he regretted it as soon as he said it.
He's the kind of person who doesn't like to explain himself; if he's wrong, he's wrong, and he'll accept the consequences.
I'm only twenty-eight.
Kona straightened up, took two steps forward, and stopped in front of Li Luochen, looking up at him. "She has the naivety of a young girl, as well as the maturity unique to a beautiful woman. She is at the perfect age."
She said this with her chin slightly raised and her tone firm.
The streetlights shone on her face, making her skin appear fair and radiant. Her eyes, looking at him through her glasses, were strikingly bright.
Li Luochen remained silent, only managing a slight twitch at the corner of his mouth.
Twenty-eight.
Silhouettes of Azure, Cattleya, Kathiya, Lillie, Fire Goose, Shi Xintong, You Teng Shengdai, Acerola, Lucia... flashed through his mind.
The oldest among them is Azure, who is only in her early twenties.
Twenty-eight is indeed not young for him.
But Li Luochen didn't say it out loud, afraid that Kona would bully him.
"Hey, don't think I don't know what you're thinking."
Kona poked him in the chest with her finger, not too hard, not too soft. "Are you trying to split me into two fourteen-year-old girls?"
"That's great."
Li Luochen blurted it out.
Then, Kona's expression changed from threatening to speechless, and from speechless to annoyed. Her cold and beautiful face was slightly flushed under the streetlights, and her lips were pursed into a line, as if she wanted to say something but didn't know what to say.
"Hiss...wait, I understand!"
Kona seemed to have thought of something terrible. Her fingers were still poking at Li Luochen's chest. She froze on the spot, her lips slightly parted, and suddenly gasped.
"Your uncle, Yu Longdu, isn't he a lolicon like you, is he?"
If that's the case, then Kona felt that all her previous doubts were now resolved.
No wonder Yu Longdu doesn't look for a partner—it's not that no one introduces him to anyone, or that no outstanding women show interest in him; it's just that he's simply not interested in women his own age!
For so many years, she couldn't understand why Yulongdu, with such good conditions, was still single.
Kona suddenly felt that she might have found the answer!
Imagine if Lance Luna really was a lolicon; as one of the Four Heavenly Kings of the Alliance, he would have to be mindful of his image at all times.
Those public appearances, those interviews, those interactions with fans—every word and every action had to be carefully considered, for fear of giving themselves away.
If the fact that he is a lolicon is exposed, then what awaits him is contempt—an overwhelming, merciless, and all-encompassing wave of contempt!
The reputation of the Kanto Alliance will also be damaged.
Kona felt increasingly terrified as she thought about it.
I never expected that you, with your thick eyebrows and big eyes, would be this kind of person!
Li Luochen: ? ? ?
What the hell is this?
Aunt Kona, did you get food poisoning from eating sashimi and are now hallucinating?
At this moment, looking at Kona's face, which was filled with "I understand," Li Luochen felt that this misunderstanding seemed a bit too big.
But he couldn't explain it.
How do you explain that?
Saying, "Your uncle isn't a lolicon, he just doesn't like you"?
In that case, regardless of its credibility, one would certainly be in dire straits.
Li Luochen could only pray silently in his heart.
Uncle, you're usually so resilient, aren't you?
You've withstood the pressure from the league, the undercurrents within the Rockets, and the open and covert struggles among various factions.
This little misunderstanding shouldn't be a big deal, right?
For my safety, Uncle, you'd better shield me from some of the fire first!
Kona was still analyzing things on her own, and the more she analyzed, the more reasonable her speculations seemed.
And Li Luochen didn't refute it!
What does this tell us?
This proves that her guess about Lorelei, one of the Four Elite Four members of the Kanto region, is completely correct!
While Kona was still in shock, Li Luochen also took the opportunity to sneak away.
Uncle, you're like a rat's tail!
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