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To be honest, the girl's posture—clearly wanting to gather information but acting like she was conducting an underground rendezvous—made Li Pu want to laugh.
However, he was somewhat understanding, since 2B had been with her since she was a child.
"Are you thinking about 2B?"
Alice, the daughter in mourning, shook her finger with a look of "you wouldn't understand," and her expression suddenly became serious:
"I need 2B's 'Prosperity' power to back us up! The chosen one has been chosen; it's time to recruit the 'Otherworldly Witch' to join our 'Torchbearer Alliance'!"
As she spoke, she earnestly gestured in front of her chest to indicate two non-existent large papayas, her eyes clear, but her movements becoming increasingly absurd—
Drawing a melon in the air, and it keeps getting bigger and bigger...
Li Pu was both amused and exasperated.
It seems that when D-Fa was showing off his bra size in his dream that night, it must have been quite a shock to this "A-cup warrior".
Seeing that Lip was trying so hard to suppress his laughter that his shoulders were shaking but he wouldn't say anything, Alice awkwardly took the initiative to answer his question:
"You don't need to worry about the curse of the gods for now—with this goddess here, you're safe!"
She puffed out her non-existent chest, gave a "I'm super reliable" look, and continued:
"Besides, our office is too small and cramped, so I've simply enclosed the whole thing in my divine realm~ Now I can have as many rooms as I want, and I can return to this sea of flowers by simply opening any door—how convenient is that?"
"As my chosen one, wherever you are, as long as you pray to me, you will always be able to return to the office and the flower field!"
"I even want the office to be wherever it is!"
After saying that, she winked smugly and gave a super sweet smile.
Li Pu scratched his head, unable to help but mentally complain:
If you do this, will Milk Dance know?
The other person just bought the firm, and you quietly changed the landlord to yourself...
It is indeed quite convenient.
He sighed and changed to a more practical question:
"What are you going to do with your swimsuit when you go on beach vacation in a few days? I don't think you have any intention of making money at all."
Upon hearing this, the lively Alice puffed up her cheeks, said nothing, and suddenly grabbed his hand and ran towards the statue in the center of the ruins.
Young boys and girls ran through the broken flowerbeds, bathed in the silvery moonlight and flickering fireflies, their hair and clothes imbued with the scent of a summer night.
"Tonight, we're going to bring two wealthy 'otherworldly witches' into our 'Torchbearer Alliance'!"
"I've investigated; they just robbed Dongzhou Bank!"
As she ran, she turned back to remind him, "Be more alert later, don't embarrass yourself!"
Li Pu was completely bewildered in the wind.
Alice... she's not planning to just ask the otherworldly witch for money, is she?
—My goddess.
You're the one who's really embarrassing yourself, okay?!
and many more!
I just robbed Dongzhou Bank!
Ada Wong and Black Lily?!
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Chapter 171 Ada Wong Meets Her "Enemy" (One Today, Three Tomorrow, Mwah~)
Before the broken, sacred statue,
Alice held up a tiny flame, her fingers unconsciously rubbing against the hem of her skirt.
She pursed her cherry lips and muttered softly:
"Don't be nervous... If you're nervous, I'll get nervous too..."
Li Pu, standing to the side, yawned:
"Why do I feel... you're much more nervous than I am?"
Alice pouted and made an exaggerated "shh" gesture at him:
"Shut up! The ceremony is about to begin! Don't disturb this goddess!"
Li Pu shrugged; all he wanted now was to finish this quickly and have his own sweet dreams.
Then, the girl gave him a charming glare, quickly straightened her face, and solemnly instructed him:
"No matter who you meet later, remember this—"
"They are guests, we are the hosts! Be calm and composed!"
But after he finished speaking, there was still silence, and no response came from the boy.
She blinked, her cheeks puffed out slightly, like a child holding their breath, and asked sullenly:
"Hey, why aren't you talking?"
Li Pu raised an eyebrow again. "Didn't you tell me to shut up?"
In an instant, Alice's cheeks flushed pink, and she muttered softly:
"If you make me God's Chosen one, I'll be furious with you sooner or later..."
After saying that, she turned her back and gently clasped her hands together.
The moonlight shone on her slightly trembling eyelashes, as light as butterfly wings.
The girl is praying...
Li Pu stood quietly to the side, watching, his mind already replaying the classic plot.
Based on the experience I gained from reading novels and playing games in my previous life.
He bet five cents that this is how it will likely unfold next:
After all the guests have arrived!
Suddenly, Alice's body trembled! An aura of dominance emanated from her!
The guests immediately bowed down in worship, their minds racing as they did so:
"Could this extraordinary goddess be a powerful being who has been in seclusion for a thousand years? Her strength is unfathomable..."
Then Alice laughed heartily and waved her hand:
"Haven't you heard..."
"A cold wind blows through the valley of flowers..."
"I see that you all have some talent, so why don't you come and follow me!"
Thus, he successfully gained a group of followers, perfectly achieving the classic feat of "his body trembled, and his followers came to join him".
Thinking of this, Li Pu couldn't help but silently complain in his heart:
I've practically memorized this plot!
However... if what she summoned was indeed Ada Wong and Black Lily.
It's quite interesting to see these two femme fatales, Dihua and the like.
The next moment, the wind rose.
Countless petals moved without wind, dancing gracefully in the moonlight.
The petals gradually coalesced into the shape of a slender and voluptuous woman.
As the last petal fell, a short-haired beauty stood gracefully.
It was Ada Wong.
She opened her eyes, and when her gaze fell on Li Pu, she was clearly taken aback, then a wicked smile appeared on her lips.
"I had a nice dream tonight, about my little puppy~"
Ada Wong chuckled, conjuring a black leather whip out of thin air. She cracked it with a loud "snap" in the air. "Looks like we need to try something different?"
"You haven't finished atoning for your sins with me yet!"
Li Pu nimbly dodged the oncoming whip, only then realizing that the other person was wearing a tight-fitting reflective black leather outfit and patent leather high-heeled boots, looking exactly like an SM queen!
He was immediately at a loss for words, not knowing whether to laugh or cry:
Good guy!
So, in Ada Wong's dream, she was actually in such a miserable state?!
Alice was taken aback when she saw Ada Wong, then her eyes widened and she gasped in surprise.
"Sister Wang! It's you!"
A bright smile immediately bloomed on her little face, as if she had met a long-lost relative.
In my memory, the beautiful short-haired woman in the hotel always took gentle care of me when I was just a little kid.
Despite always putting on an aloof and unapproachable demeanor, he would secretly share snacks with her when no one was looking, and would even awkwardly braid her hair.
Alice still remembers these small, heartwarming moments clearly.
As for taking the money from their own little relative...
All I can say is that this person deserved it!
Back in the hotel, this scoundrel always found ways to bully Sister Wang and that purple-skinned sister.
They either made their pretty little feet all sticky, or they tickled the soles of the two beauties' feet relentlessly, making them feel like they were about to ascend to heaven. It was really too much!
Go ahead and mess with me!
I can’t kill you by stepping on you!
Ada Wong was taken aback when she saw Alice, then chuckled and rubbed her forehead before whipping the boy again!
"It's all your fault, you stinky dog! You made me dream about what my little bean sprout will look like when he grows up..."
The whip tip cracked loudly in the air, creating a flower-like pattern, but the boy dodged it again.
Instead of getting angry, Ada Wong laughed, a playful pink glow appearing in her cold, beautiful eyes, as if she had discovered some new and interesting toy.
The little stinky dog in my dream today was unusually vivid, unlike those wooden figures that would only beg for mercy and get whipped.
"It seems..." a dangerous smile curved her red lips, "...that we can really try something new besides whipping today~"
Her slender, jade-like fingers gently touched her lower lip. "Just letting you get whipped wasn't enough, my little puppy..."
Then, she suddenly crossed her legs gracefully, her patent leather high heels gleaming dangerously alluringly in the moonlight.
After the toes of her shoes wiggled slightly with a hint of provocation, she suddenly exclaimed in a coquettish voice:
"Get over here and lick Mommy's feet!!!"
This stinky brat who keeps her on edge every night and even stole away her lovely junior Eve!
We absolutely have to teach him a lesson he won't forget!
Li Pu was dumbfounded...
When did you become so arrogant?!
How much repression does this wicked woman usually suppress?!
You completely let loose in your dreams, didn't you!
It's so oppressive! It's just too oppressive!
However, his attention was no longer entirely on Ada Wong at this point.
Behind her, the second summoned "otherworldly witch" quietly descended!
Li Pu recognized the petite figure that had suddenly appeared at a glance—