LRAB Chapter 73 Flander: Little Gang, don't take off my pants.
Chapter 73 Flander: Little Gang, don't take off my pants.
Chapter 73 Flander: Little Gang, don't take off my pants.
At this point, Zhu Zhuqing could no longer distinguish whether Bingdi was a soul beast or a human.
In all her knowledge, there were only soul beasts and transformed soul beasts. The most powerful soul beasts were only 10 years old, and she had no concept of ferocious beasts at all.
The style of art that followed was also quite strange.
That little golden beast was even allowed to eat at the table.
Its benches are specially made, only slightly lower than the table.
Everyone else doted on it, constantly putting food on its plate.
Xue Di's gaze was fixed intently on the plate of bright red prawns in front of her.
With sleeves rolled up, she gently picked up a large shrimp, her fingers deftly manipulating it. Pinch the shrimp's head, and with a slight twist, the head was cleanly and neatly twisted off. Then, she carefully ran her fingernail along the edge of the shell, and with a gentle pull, the shrimp meat came off the shell intact.
She placed the peeled shrimp on the plate in front of her, then picked up another one without hesitation and repeated the same action.
And so, one after another, as more than a dozen peeled prawns were neatly arranged on the plate, Xue Di revealed a gentle smile on her face.
She gently pushed the plate, handing the fruit of her love and patience to Lin Ye.
Lin Ye smiled warmly, like the spring sun. "Thank you, Sister Xue Nu, you're the best."
As he spoke, he reached for the plate with his chopsticks.
Unexpectedly, a hand reached out from the opposite side and snatched the plate of prawns before he could.
Lin Ye looked up and saw the smug Hyotei, who was already happily attacking the plate of prawns.
Seeing this, Xue Di chuckled inwardly. These two were always bickering when they got together, as if they were natural enemies.
However, what's puzzling is that despite the frequent conflicts, their relationship has always been quite good.
Seeing that Xue Di was about to continue, Lin Ye stopped her, saying, "Sister Xue Nu, don't peel anymore. You should eat too. I can do it myself."
After saying that, he picked up a bright red prawn and skillfully began to prepare it.
Soon, the plate in front of me was piled high with fresh and plump shrimp meat.
Pick up a piece of shrimp meat with chopsticks, put it in your mouth, and chew it slowly.
In an instant, the tenderness and elasticity of the shrimp meat burst forth between your teeth, and the sweet flavor instantly spreads, as if the essence of the sea is dancing on your tongue. The delicate texture of the shrimp meat and the slightly salty aroma blend perfectly, bringing a new and wonderful sensation with every chew, making you feel intoxicated.
The rich aroma made Lin Ye squint his eyes slightly.
Suddenly, I thought of my past life. After nuclear wastewater was discharged into the sea, I never dared to eat seafood again.
Just as Lin Ye was cursing his wife in his heart that his son would be born without an anus, Lin Qiu'er scratched Lin Ye's sleeve with her paw.
"I want one too."
Her voice was clear and crisp, with a hint of coquettishness.
Upon hearing this, Lin Ye inwardly cried out that he couldn't stand it, and divided half of the peeled shrimp into Lin Qiu'er's plate.
This perfectly normal interaction surprised Zhu Zhuqing, who gasped slightly. The little beast could actually talk.
In all the knowledge she had learned about soul beasts, it seemed that only 10-year-old soul beasts could speak, but this little guy didn't look like a 10-year-old soul beast at all!
……
Shrek Academy.
Zhao Wuji's rough voice rang out from the dean's office.
"Flander, that kid Hongjun's temper is about to flare up again. What are you going to do?"
Flanders sighed. "What can I do? I used to be able to send my apprentices to brothels to relieve their lust, but now that's gone, what can I do?"
What troubled him was that Zhu Zhuqing dropped out of school after returning from this Soul Hunting event.
He knew roughly why, firstly, Dai Mubai was dead.
Secondly, it's because of Oscar and Ma Hongjun.
After Dai Mubai's death, these two guys showed that they wanted to take care of their deceased brother's fiancée.
That's how they got scared away.
Flander sighed repeatedly, wondering if there was any point in continuing to operate his Shrek Academy.
"Flanders, it's been so long, how have you been?"
A stiff and somewhat strange voice came from outside the door.
Zhao Wuji frowned. The voice was unfamiliar; it wasn't someone from the academy.
Upon hearing the voice, Flander immediately beamed with joy. "Haha, Xiao Gang, you're finally here! Come in quickly!"
The door opened, and Yu Xiaogang, dressed in a black academic gown, walked in. He had a buzz cut, a stiff face, and stood ramrod straight with one hand behind his back. At first glance, he even had the air of a master.
But upon closer inspection, it was discovered that his cultivation level was only that of a Great Soul Master.
As he entered, Yu Xiaogang tripped on the threshold, instantly losing his balance. His entire body lurched forward uncontrollably, his hands flailing wildly in the air as if trying to grab onto a lifeline.
Just then, Flander walked right towards them. Yu Xiaogang instinctively reached out and grabbed Flander's pants...
With a loud "bang," Yu Xiaogang fell heavily to the ground in an extremely embarrassing manner, landing face-first in the dirt.
His chin slammed hard against the ground, the sound of his teeth clashing was clearly audible, and the muscles in his face twisted and deformed from the pain.
The once-clean clothes he was wearing were now covered in dust, and his pants had a large tear at the knee, revealing abraded skin from which blood slowly seeped.
At that moment, his disheveled appearance seemed to be frozen in time, and the world around him seemed to cast a merciless mocking gaze upon him.
Looking at Flander again, his pants had been pulled down, revealing red and green patterned shorts and a pair of hairy legs.
After a moment of stunned silence, Flander quickly pulled up his trousers and fastened his belt.
Then, he went to help Yu Xiaogang, who had fallen in front of him.
"Xiaogang, are you alright?"
After Yu Xiaogang got up, he brushed the dust off his clothes, his face looking very unpleasant. It was too embarrassing to have to give someone such a big bow as soon as they met!
"Xiao Gang, your knee is bleeding." Flander noticed Yu Xiao Gang's scraped knee and couldn't help but remind him.
Yu Xiaogang waved his hand dismissively and said, "It's nothing, just a minor scrape."
For some reason, over the years, strange things have always happened to him and his apprentice Tang San.
For example, bird droppings would fall from the sky; or, he'd be sleeping soundly in the middle of the night when his bed would inexplicably collapse. And once, when Tang San was forging iron, the hammer head detached from the wooden handle and hit his foot…
Such unfortunate events were countless. To the point that Yu Xiaogang had become somewhat accustomed to them.
"Come here, Wuji, let me introduce you. This is my old buddy from back then, and also Tang San's teacher. You can just call him Master. Almost everyone in the Soul Master world calls him that."
Zhao Wuji's expression shifted slightly. Upon hearing that Tang San was his teacher, he felt a surge of disdain. Sure enough, a useless person's teaching produces useless people.
Although he felt contempt for him, he didn't show it out of respect for Flander. Instead, he looked at the master with feigned surprise and said, "So you are the master. Hello, I am Zhao Wuji."
(End of this chapter)