LRAB Chapter 181
Chapter 181
At the river channel of the trade fair, there is a small river that runs through the north and south!
Have you seen people pooping wildly?
Have you seen more than a dozen people pooping wildly together?
Damn, there are a total of 19 people from the Ancient God Church. Excluding Ma Tianyi, who can still be controlled, there are a total of 18 Arhats squatting here!
They have been traveling in the mountains and forests for a few days, and many daily necessities have been used up. Just now, they suddenly had a stomachache, and they didn’t buy toilet paper.
So now an embarrassing situation has arisen!
Although this group of people squatted comfortably, how can they wipe their butts?
"Leaf, yes, we can use leaves!" Suddenly, a little clever ghost, who has been doing this since childhood.
So it’s not difficult for him at all!
When everyone heard it, they also thought it was the truth. No matter what he used to wipe, as long as he wiped it clean, it would be fine.
So they all started looking for it by the river!
One by one, they squatted and moved forward, and they were still the kind of people who lined up!
But not long after, a new problem arose!
The leaf was found, but it was a bit hard to do it!
Because this leaf is called [Live Ma! ]
"Fuck, what should we do now?" A guy's eyes widened, and he was dumbfounded.
They have walked along the river for a long time. If they go further, they will be close to the resting place of the recruits in the training camp.
If they are discovered by then, it doesn't matter whether they are suspected of being criminals, but such a group of perverts will definitely be arrested.
After all, taking off pants in broad daylight, and more than ten people taking them off together!
Even if they are not perverts, they must have some mental problems!
The most important thing is that this thing is socially dead!
"Forget it, I have socks, I will use socks, you can figure it out yourself." Finally, forced to take off the socks on his feet.
When others saw this, they followed suit.
But there were a few people who didn't wear socks, so they were miserable.
So they set their sights on their underwear!
After repeated consideration, they gritted their teeth and took it off.
As the saying goes, there are exceptions to everything!
If someone doesn't wear socks, there must be someone who doesn't wear underwear!
Look, the axe man is embarrassed!
Because he is too giao, he usually likes to put it in neutral!
This also led to his bad lifestyle!
No one noticed it on weekdays, and he wouldn't tell others.
But now there is a problem!
"Well, how about you lend me one of your socks?" The axe man asked the spirited young man next to him.
The spirited young man decisively refused. "Just kidding, I didn't even wipe the two socks clean myself, why should I lend them to you?
Go away, figure it out yourself!"
After being rejected, he looked at Zhuang Qi on the other side.
"That...!"
But unfortunately, this time he was rejected before he finished speaking.
"I'm not wearing socks, sorry, I can't help you!"
"Fuck! I won't wipe it, isn't it? Anyway, no one else will know?" The axe man was angry, he pulled up his pants and wanted to deny it.
But who knew that at this time, the 17 people beside him all looked at him.
Although these companions didn't say a word, as long as he dared to do this today, he would be really awesome in the future!
And it seemed that because of such strange eyes, the axe man who was about to stand up straight squatted again.
"Tsk, just kidding, how could someone go to the toilet without wiping his butt?
You know, I pay the most attention to personal hygiene. I have always wiped my butt well since I was a child!"
The tone was flat, as if nothing had happened, as if it was really the case.
But the more the axe man emphasized this point, the more people suspected that he had never wiped it well?
In the end, under the helpless eyes of everyone, the axe man gritted his teeth and pulled off a handful of live hemp leaves.
He folded it together, frowned and roared...!
"Fuck!"
The voice was calm and elegant, and soon attracted the attention of a guy who was fishing not far from them!
The guy stood up and shouted "Awesome!" and took out his mobile phone to take a group photo of the people squatting on the ground.
This guy's skills are amazing. He not only captured everyone in the photo, but also the socks and underwear thrown into the river.
The most important thing is that he used the professional mode of the mobile phone camera, and the capture angle was very tricky.
Let alone putting this work in the circle of friends, even if it is taken to some exhibitions, it can arouse a lot of praise.
After all, the taste of rich people is sometimes so unique, they like some half-hidden things.
For example, plaster statues of secretaries!
"Click!"
The shutter of the camera was pressed, but the flash was forgotten to turn off.
Such a scene naturally attracted the attention of the people on the other side of the river.
When they turned around, cold sweat broke out on their foreheads, and then they pulled up their pants, pointed at the guy who took the photos and wanted to make trouble for him.
But who knew that the guy was also a ruthless person. He bypassed the single-plank bridge in three or two steps and ran directly to the trade fair.
Not long after, a group of angry villagers came.
"What? Someone is actually relieving himself in the river? Damn, our ten miles and eight villages rely on this mother river to survive.
Isn't it disgusting for them to do this?"
"That's right, I want to see which big dick dares to do this. Isn't this extremely shameless?"
"Fuck, I say you are all too gentle. If this guy who messes around doesn't give an explanation to the villagers in our ten miles and eight villages...!
We will give him an explanation!"
The voices of the crowd were getting closer and closer, and soon formed a fan-shaped encirclement, surrounding several people by the river.
Except for some weeds beside the river that can be used as cover, the rest of the place is open and there is no place to hide.
"What should we do? Brother Ma has always told us not to cause trouble. Now it seems that things are getting bigger and bigger, right?
How about we run? Even if the power is suppressed by the Zhenxu Monument, we can still catch up with this group of ordinary people based on our physical fitness!" said Zhao Dashuan, who had long hair and a haggard face.
Everyone shook their heads after hearing this.
"No, there is also an open area across the river. If these villagers insist on pestering us, they may attract the attention of the new recruits of the night watch!
In my opinion, the only way out now is to hide. How about we jump into the river?" Another guy expressed his thoughts.
But his remarks made everyone repulsive.
There is no other reason. You can say that there is still excrement left by you and others in the river behind you, as well as things to wipe your butt.
If you jump down and hide like this, wouldn't it be even more dirty?
So in the end, these eighteen people met a group of villagers.
"Okay, okay, I was wondering who was so heartless, it turned out to be you guys, right?
I saw it at the trade fair just now, all of them were guys who were reluctant to spend money on food.
I didn't expect that they were dressed like people, but did worse things than pigs and dogs.
Pay money~!"
"That's right, it looks like you're from the city, but your quality is not as good as our country people.
Our ten miles and eight villages are located in the remote Jinnan Mountain, and on weekdays, all the villagers drink water from this mother river.
Today you shit on my mother's head, as a son, I will never let you go.
Pay money~!"
"That's right, my house has no water today, what should I do tonight?
Pay money~!"
The people who gathered around said one by one, saying the reasons for their anger, but in the end they always said the same two words!
This made the brothers of the Ancient God Church feel embarrassed, socially dead, and a little angry!
Especially the guy who took the photo just now, and showed his work everywhere.
"Hey, look, this guy is a ruthless person!
I have always heard of using live hemp to wipe the butt, but today is the first time I have seen it.
Tsk tsk, you are a very particular person!"
"Wow, I carefully observed your work, guess what?
AUV! I found a small detail!
This guy who uses live hemp to wipe his butt is a bit annoying!"