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Chapter 216 IF Line - Bro, want to see a rabbit?

As soon as the door opened, Chi Yuan carried the package Huang Kai had given him into the second bedroom, and then slammed the door shut.

Jiang Haochen raised an eyebrow. He hadn't cared much about the contents of the box before, but now that he saw how much Chi Yuan treasured it, he became somewhat interested.

It can't be something shameful, can it?

"Snapped!"

Jiang Haochen slapped his head hard, cursing himself in his heart: It's one thing for you to be filthy, but to think of Chi Yuan like that, you're a real scoundrel.

Not satisfied with just scolding, he took out his phone, turned it on, and donated another 100,000 yuan.

With 100,000 merits credited to his account, Jiang Haochen felt relieved.

At this moment, in the second bedroom, Chi Yuan was indeed looking at something that couldn't be shown to anyone else. In any case, apart from Jiang Haochen, Chi Yuan would never want to show it to anyone else.

First of all, there was the cosplay outfit. He knew that cosplay outfits would definitely be a bit strange or exaggerated, but he didn't expect it to be so embarrassing.

This is actually a bunny makeup look!

Huang Kai even included a photo of the anime character Chi Yuan in the package. Chi Yuan was familiar with the character, as this long-eared rabbit appeared most frequently in the ambiguous screenshots Huang Kai shared with him.

This rabbit's favorite thing to do is stick its butt out and show its short tail, inviting another male protagonist to mark it.

Chi Yuanguang blushed involuntarily at the thought of that scene.

If that were all, Chi Yuan wouldn't find it unacceptable; it's cosplay, dressing up as a rabbit isn't a big deal. But Huang Kai added a note to the photo: "When wearing this for your brother, I suggest not wearing a shirt."

How can you not wear a shirt?

Aside from the slightly embarrassing rabbit ears and tail, this outfit is actually quite normal—a suit. Unlike the suits people wear in real life, the rabbit's suit is a cropped style, so if it's not worn with a shirt underneath, a bit of its waist will be exposed.

The suit jacket showed off his waist, and there was a tuft of white rabbit tails on the back of his pants... This looks rather improper.

Should we really spread this around? If he goes out dressed like this, his brother definitely won't believe it's a cosplay outfit.

Could you tell your brother that the clothes package was missing a shirt? Then hide this one, wear it out, and borrow a shirt from your brother?

Wait a minute, you've already come up with a reason!

Chi Yuan let out a "whoosh" and buried his face in the pillow, pounding it hard several times before calming down.

Forget it, I'll think about it later.

Chi Yuan tossed aside his clothes and went to get the free gift.

The free gift was also very well packaged, and even tied with a ribbon in a bow.

Chi Yuan removed the ribbon, opened the box, and inside were a neatly arranged brown glass bottle and a small tube of ointment, with a card underneath.

Both items were packaged in English. When Chi Yuan took them out, he glanced at them casually and saw the word "lubricant" on the brown glass bottle. Without thinking much about it, he put it down, picked up the card, and unfolded it.

[These two are my prized possessions. The brown bottle is for lubrication, used beforehand; it has a light fragrance, a cooling sensation, and enhances pleasure by 99%. The ointment is for afterhand; it reduces inflammation and pain, and protects the anus. Men always have it tougher in this area, so it's even more important to take care of yourself.]

Even if Chi Yuan were naive, he would know what those two things were after reading this passage, let alone the fact that he was no longer naive.

Chi Yuan was both ashamed and angry. He wished he could call and question them on the spot, but in the end he could only send a message in a cowardly manner.

Why did you send me all those things?!

Huang Kai quickly replied: {Used it?!}

Ikemoto: {No!}

Huang Kai: {Remember to use it!}

Chi Yuan: {You...you...how could I use those things?}

Huang Kai: {Don't you want to mess around with your brother?}

Chi Yuan: {……}

Huang Kai: {While messing around can be fun, it also makes you prone to injury. Without these things, what if you get hurt after the fun? You wouldn't want to bleed on your first time with your brother, would you?}

Faced with the choice between seeing blood and giving these things to his brother, Chi Yuan chose to see blood: {So be it.}

At worst, it'll just be a little difficult to go to the toilet.

Huang Kai: {Why are you so naive? Okay, even if you don't mind seeing blood, what if your brother doesn't like the feeling and never wants to mess around with you again?}

Chi Yuan stared at the brown bottle and began to read the English instructions on it.

[To use, take an appropriate amount with your finger and apply it to...]

Wait, what are you looking at?!

Chi Yuan howled again and buried himself in the pillow once more.

"Chi Yuan?"

Jiang Haochen's voice came from outside the door with two crisp knocks, "The takeout is here, come out and eat."

Chi Yuan, his face flushed, pulled his head out of the pillow: "Okay, I'll be right out."

Chi Yuan jumped out of bed, quickly tidied up the things that had covered the bed and put them back in the box, and then opened the door and went out.

Jiang Haochen was setting the table in the restaurant when he glanced up at his brother and asked in surprise, "Why is your face so red?"

Chi Yuan covered his face guiltily; it was burning hot.

"It's probably because it's stuffy. The room wasn't air-conditioned, so it was too stuffy."

Jiang Haochen felt somewhat guilty: "It's my fault, I forgot to turn on the air conditioner beforehand."

Chi Yuan: "...Let's...eat."

He didn't want to continue the conversation, so he went over to help set out the lunchboxes.

Jiang Haochen noticed that no drinks were ordered in the takeout, so he turned and walked towards the refrigerator: "What do you want to drink? Coke?"

He himself probably drinks plain water, but the kid probably prefers Coke.

Chi Yuangang was about to agree, but then remembered his own plan and changed his mind: "Can we drink?"

Jiang Haochen: "Do you want to drink?"

Chi Yuan nodded: "Yesterday's wine was very good, it's okay if you don't like it."

Jiang Haochen laughed: "You have good taste. You can drink, but not like yesterday. You can only have one glass."

Chi Yuan: "Mm."

He hadn't planned on getting drunk again.

Jiang Haochen took out the wine he hadn't finished yesterday, and then got two more wine glasses, pouring one for each of them.

Chi Yuan held the wine glass, took a sip without hesitation, and squinted his eyes in delight.

Jiang Haochen couldn't help but remind him, "It's fine to like drinking, but you must be careful not to overdo it. A little is good for the mood, but don't drink too much, and definitely don't get drunk, understand?"

Chi Yuan nodded obediently: "I know, I can't drive yet."

That depends on the type of car.

The thought popped into Jiang Haochen's mind, and he felt that he had instantly lost 50,000 of the 100,000 he had just donated.

Jiang Haochen, you're hopeless.

He decided to change the subject.

"What was in that box you just took?"

Chi Yuan's hand, which was holding a chopstick, froze. The things he had just seen through the closed door instantly flashed clearly in his mind: "N-nothing...nothing."

Jiang Haochen looked at the boy, whose guilty conscience was practically written all over his face, and became interested: "If there's nothing wrong, then what are you guilty about?"

It can't really be something shameful, can it?

The merit will be reduced by another 10,000.

Jiang Haochen regretted not donating more money earlier.

Chi Yuan felt a little uncomfortable being stared at by his brother, but then he thought that the clothes were meant to be worn by his brother anyway, so he might as well lay the groundwork now.

Chi Yuan then honestly replied, "It's nothing, it's just that a friend of mine is going to participate in an anime festival, and he asked me to do him a favor."

Anime Festival?

Jiang Haochen asked curiously, "What kind of help do I need from you?"

Chi Yuan looked up at his brother and asked softly, "Brother, do you know anything about cosplayers?"

cosplayer?

Jiang Haochen immediately realized: "Your friend wants you to be a cosplayer?"

Chi Yuan nodded: "Yeah, he said I... am good-looking... like a character from an anime."

This was the first time Chi Yuan had complimented his looks in front of his brother. After saying that, he glanced at his brother with some embarrassment before continuing, "You'd be perfect as a cosplayer."

Jiang Haochen laughed: "Your friend has good taste. My Chi Yuan is indeed good-looking, and Xu Mo has been wanting to recruit you as an actress for a long time."

His brother complimented him on his good looks, and Chi Yuan happily lowered his head and ate several mouthfuls of rice.

Jiang Haochen asked, "So, what's in that box? A cosplay outfit?"

Chi Yuan nodded: "Yes."

It turns out it's a cosplay outfit, but what's there to be ashamed of, unless it's the outfit itself...

Jiang Haochen: "What character are you cosplaying? Since you can find a real person to cosplay, they must be quite popular. What's their name?"

How could Chi Yuan dare to say that it wasn't a proper comic?

"It was just... just an ordinary rabbit."

rabbit?!

Jiang Haochen imagined his brother dressed as a rabbit, and suddenly his nose felt a little itchy.

The merit of 100,000 is reduced by another 30,000.

Jiang Haochen picked up the red wine and drank most of it in one gulp before calming down. Then, his brother suddenly asked, "Brother, do you want to see?"

Jiang Haochen: "What?"

"It's...it's about rabbits." Chi Yuan didn't dare look at his brother's expression, and said in a low voice with his head down, "My friend said that cosplayers...need a little acting skill, and it's easy to go out of character if you don't dress up well. This is my first time cosplaying...I have no experience. So...could you help me take a look, brother?"

Jiang Haochen: "Yes!"

The last 10,000 merit points were also gone.

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