LRAB Page 34
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Everything given to me
You're just giving me the runaround.
The more innocent your smile,
I will love you even more wildly…
The song "Goodbye Kiss" is very beautiful, almost exactly the same as the original.
Although Uncle Da was lip-syncing, his performance was very heartfelt.
Choupiwen and Xiaolong hid behind a rock, watching like spectators, eager to see if their senior brother, Uncle Da, could successfully win over Xiaohong.
"I kissed you goodbye on an empty street..."
When Uncle Da sang at his most passionate moment,
Suddenly, a man stood up from the outhouse, holding a large iron hammer, and struck Uncle Da directly.
It was none other than Master Long Eyebrow!
"What the hell?! You've given me constipation! You bastard!"
"Master Long Eyebrows complained."
Uncle Da was caught red-handed by his master. Panicked, he grabbed his guitar and ran.
but,
The singing continues!
Uncle Da was a little embarrassed, so he immediately ran back, picked up the radio from the bushes, and ran away.
Although the confession was unsuccessful, the bold act did indeed move Xiaohong.
If Xiao Hong hadn't seen Uncle Da's face, she might have agreed.
In Wulong Temple, the monk she admired most was Long Yan.
"Little Master, you're sweating, your clothes are all wet."
Red Lemon looked at Long Yan, who was covered in sweat, his clothes soaked with sweat, exuding a masculine charm that made her unable to control herself.
It's often said that men are lustful, but actually women are even more lustful than men.
"Let me do your laundry."
Red Lemon picked up Long Yan's coat from the ground; it was completely soaked with sweat.
This time, Long Yan didn't refuse; after all, it was just washing clothes.
And it really does save me a lot of trouble, otherwise I would have to do the laundry myself.
"Thank you." Long Yan was also very polite.
"You're welcome," Xiao Hong said sweetly.
Then Long Yan went to the well to wash his clothes.
Before washing, I couldn't help but cover my face and take a deep breath.
Original flavor!
It was filled with the aura emanating from Long Yan.
Red Lemon looked completely blissful, just like a pervert.
"what!"
Long Yan happened to witness this scene, and goosebumps rose all over his body.
I feel like I'm being targeted by a female psychopath.
……
On the third day,
Uncle Da has devoted himself entirely to Xiao Hong.
Even when practicing martial arts, he was absent-minded.
He secretly took out his binoculars and peeked at Little Red in the distance.
I'm watching Xiao Hong all the time!
Even more obsessed than a pervert!
Seeing Xiaohong fills me with joy, while not seeing her makes me feel down.
and,
Uncle Da is full of performance desire!
Even when chopping firewood, he had to show off his muscles in front of Xiaohong.
Unfortunately, I accidentally strained my back.
Xiao Hong always smiled gently, giving Uncle Da hope, neither rejecting nor agreeing, just keeping Uncle Da hanging on.
"Do you think Xiaohong likes me or not?"
As he fell asleep that night, Uncle Da chatted with his three junior brothers, a happy smile on his face.
"Impossible!" The arrogant Wen bluntly stated his opinion, "Senior Brother, there's no possibility between you and Little Red."
"Nonsense! Xiao Hong smiled at me again today." Uncle Da said infatuatedly, "This is the twenty-sixth time she has smiled at me. She must love me."
"But I feel that Xiao Hong seems more interested in Senior Brother Long Yan, and she often gets close to him." Xiao Long was a bit gossipy and had been observing from the shadows.
"Junior Brother Long Yan, do you like Xiao Hong?" Uncle Da looked at Long Yan and asked directly.
Because he also discovered that the only one who could compete with him at the moment was Long Yan.
"If you like it, I can give it up willingly."
Uncle Da's words truly surprised Long Yan.
Surprisingly, Uncle Da still values the bond between fellow apprentices.
Changing the subject, Uncle Da added:
"But to be honest, I don't think Xiao Hong is good enough for you!"
"Don't forget, she was humiliated by her adoptive father and had already been married, but she brought death to her husband."
"A woman like that, only I am worthy of her in the entire Oolong Temple!"
"The Buddha said, 'If I don't go to hell, who will?'"
As they talked, Uncle Da began to elevate the theme.
It evokes a sense of tragic heroism, like someone jumping into a fire pit and risking their life.
but,
What Uncle Da said is all true!
These are my heartfelt words.
To prevent his junior brother, Long Yan, from jumping into the fire pit of Xiao Hong due to his youthful vigor.
Long Yan was actually a little touched.
Although Uncle Da is usually unreliable and quite obsequious when it comes to women...
But when it comes to important matters, he's very loyal!
"Senior Brother, don't worry, I'm not interested in Xiao Hong, she has to be yours!"
Long Yan made his stance clear: he couldn't bring himself to harm Xiao Hong at all.
If it's the official version of Witch Shin, then it's acceptable.
Xiao Hong is actually the assassin Red Lemon, disguised as the witch Xiao Zhen.
Therefore, Xiao Zhen is the real deal!
Xiao Hong is a pirated copy.
"Good brother, be loyal!"
Uncle Da almost cried when he heard Long Yan's statement. He never expected that Long Yan could resist the temptation of beauty.
Although Xiao Hong's background is indeed very tragic, she is beautiful!
Moreover, it's easy for a woman to pursue a man.
Ordinary teenagers really can't stop it!
Long Yan couldn't bear to tell Uncle Da that Xiao Hong was an imposter.
……
On the fourth day,
Uncle Da decides to confess his feelings to Xiao Hong.
And after racking his brains all night, he came up with a very creative way to confess his feelings.
During morning practice,
Uncle Da called over several monks and wrote English letters on their foreheads:
I, Y, O, U
The four of them sat on the ground, bowed their heads, and showed the letters to Xiaohong.
Uncle Da stood in the second position, holding a sign with a heart drawn on it.
Put together, it means "I love you".
Xiao Hong smiled shyly and whispered:
Come to my room tonight.
Uncle Da: !!! !!! !!!
It worked!