LRAB Page 97
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Uncle Da, playing the grandmother, goes straight for the big guns.
Bang bang bang!
In his hands, a series of explosions occurred, water splashed everywhere, and huge waves surged!
That explosion was obviously a prop!
In fact, with Uncle Da's martial arts skills, even without props, he could create such a large explosion of water using his inner energy.
But that would be too wasteful of your inner energy, because just splashing water isn't enough; the entire set needs to be filled with water vapor!
Staff members carried buckets of water and splashed them at Uncle Da and Zen Master Baiyun to create a grand atmosphere.
"Lawless!"
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Uncle Da used another move.
"The evil spirits display their power, in an endless cycle!"
Suddenly, a bright light shone on Uncle Da, flashing intermittently.
Create an atmosphere of thunder and lightning.
However, thunder and lightning require post-production special effects.
Even if Uncle Da is highly skilled in martial arts, he could not possibly attract lightning.
however,
What a coincidence!
a bolt from the blue!
A bolt of lightning indeed flashed across the sky, and then the sky brightened considerably.
The light gathered into a ring, as if a hole had appeared in the sky.
This scene startled the crew members.
"What's going on? Did our crew deliberately set off the mine?"
"Impossible, the production team doesn't have that much funding."
"This weather is so weird, could it be because today is Ghost Festival?"
The staff were all amazed.
The chief director, Cheng Xiaodong, was also puzzled. Although he didn't understand the reason, the thunder and lightning seemed to fit the scene quite well.
Post-production special effects were saved!
This saved a lot of money.
Uncle Da, who was playing the role of the grandmother, looked completely bewildered.
"God is really being kind to us!"
"I hope I won't get struck by lightning."
Uncle Da was somewhat worried.
However, the thunder and lightning ended quickly.
Uncle Da was not struck by lightning, and the weather returned to normal.
but,
Everyone was only focused on the weather in the sky.
But they did not notice
There was one more person on set.
Long Yan saw the person; he must have fallen from the sky.
It's certain that he's not part of the film crew.
and,
This person is dressed in ancient clothing and holding a sword; he is from ancient times.
They must have traveled from ancient times!
at this time,
The man fell flat on his face, got up, held his sword, and looked around warily.
At last,
He fixed his gaze on Uncle Da, pointed his sword at him, and said:
"Monster! When will you die?!"
Before Uncle Da could react, he rushed over, and he even used his light-footed skill!
It flew across the ground, the tip of the sword aimed at Uncle Da.
Uncle Da was somewhat incredulous and asked in surprise:
Who are you?!
This scene wasn't in the script!
Uncle Da is at a loss.
Even the chief director, Cheng Xiaodong, was completely bewildered at this moment.
However, judging from his period costume appearance, he should also be an actor.
An "actor" I've never seen before appeared on the film set!
However, this actor's performance was quite convincing!
Holding a sword, sporting a beard, dressed in ancient costume, and carrying a bamboo hat on his back, he exudes the air of a chivalrous knight-errant.
and,
The way this person wields the sword is very stylish; he's clearly a trained swordsman.
Cheng Xiaodong didn't rush to stop her, but silently watched what would happen next.
Just as the sword tip was about to pierce Uncle Da, Uncle Da jumped up.
He felt that the sword was real!
terrible!
This is acting! How could you use a real sword?
Uncle Da leaped up, jumping three zhang high.
The ancient man also jumped up, pointed his sword at Uncle Da's buttocks, and began to stab him repeatedly.
My butt is all bruised and battered.
Fortunately, Uncle Da had also practiced the Golden Bell Shield technique; otherwise, there would have been bloodshed, broken chrysanthemums, and injuries all over the ground.
At last,
The ancient man grabbed Uncle Da's foot, and they both fell to the ground.
The crew members quickly gathered around to see what was going on.
"What the hell? It's just filming, and you guys are using real swords!"
Uncle Da believes that the sudden appearance of this ancient person was arranged in advance by the production team.
"I'm sorry, this actor is not from our production team."
"This is a reminder from the chief director, Cheng Xiaodong."
at this time,
The ancient man pointed a sword at Uncle Da's neck and demanded:
"You fiend, what is your relationship with the Fusang Demon King?!"
Uncle Da raised his hands in surrender, saying fearfully, "I don't know any Fusang Ghost King. I'm the Tree Demon Granny, no, I'm a monk from Wulong Temple."
"Do you think I'm blind?!" The ancient man refused to believe it, saying, "You look like a demon no matter how you look at it, yet you dare to impersonate a monk!"
Because Uncle Da's makeup was so realistic, he really had nothing to do with a monk; he looked like a monster no matter how you looked at him.
"Brother, calm down, I'm really a good person!" Uncle Da looked at the sharp sword tip getting closer and closer to him, and was very worried that the other party would stab him with the sword, and he would be dead.
Although he was highly skilled in martial arts, Uncle Da sensed that the madman opposite him was even more skilled than him!
It's not just a little bit stronger.
At least a grandmaster level!
Therefore, Uncle Da dared not make any rash moves.
"Look at this person, he looks a bit like actress Carrie Lam!"
"It really is true, he has a lot of beard. Could it be that Carrie Lam came to our film crew for a cameo?"
"Uncle Ying?"
The staff member called out tentatively and stepped closer.
However, the ancient man brandished his sword and drove the crowd away, saying:
"What Uncle Ying! I am the Hermit of the Thatched Cottage. You people dressed in strange clothes and associating with demons must not be good people!"
The crew members were even more confused.
"The Hermit of the Thatched Cottage? Never heard of him."
"I think this person is a madman, he just looks a bit like Carrie Lam."
"He's probably just a background actor who's gone crazy from acting."
The staff all looked at the director, Cheng Xiaodong, and asked him what to do.
Cheng Xiaodong was also in a dilemma, and said, "Call the mental hospital and let them handle it."