LRAB Chapter 27 The Emperor Appears: But, It's a Weasel
Chapter 27 The Emperor Appears: But, It's a Weasel
"Kid, are you enjoying this?"
Tie Hui woke up groggily, only to find that he wasn't fully awake.
Because at that moment he felt as if he were in a golden ocean.
He was momentarily at a loss, but then he realized that he was dreaming.
I immediately prepared to go back to sleep.
"Don't fucking sleep!"
The voice rang out again the next second, which shocked and angered him.
Damn it, I was so careless! Someone left a backdoor in my body. I'm doomed!
Even the weasel doesn't know how to cover its tracks!
"I am the weasel you're talking about!"
Tie Hui: "!!!??"
Tie Hui stared blankly at the weasel slowly materializing in the void ahead.
"The Emperor?" Tie Hui asked, somewhat surprised and uncertain.
The completely naked weasel patted its chest, its face radiating confidence: "As you can see, it's the real deal!"
"Holy crap!" Tie Hui's surprised face instantly fell.
"You've been hiding inside my necklace all this time?"
"Yes!"
"Why didn't you answer when I called you before?" Tie Hui was furious after hearing the affirmative answer.
Because this weasel had shocked him twice before!
If it weren't for those two incidents, he would have taken the Ring and left long ago.
That weasel keeps ruining his plans every day!
Seeing Tie Hui's changing emotions—from surprise and doubt to dejection and then to rage—the Emperor instantly realized something was wrong.
"What...what do you want to do?"
Tie Hui looked at the emperor, who was now so small.
A chilling chuckle: "What?"
As he spoke, he stretched out his evil hands, but immediately afterward, a surge of electricity coursed through his entire body.
The electric shock left him frozen in place, trembling, while he, who had been lying asleep outside, suddenly tensed up, his muscles completely still.
Fortunately, there was no one around!
After a while, the electric current disappeared, and the Emperor, hovering in mid-air with his legs crossed, said with a grin, "Has it calmed down yet?"
Tie Hui remained silent, sighing inwardly, "Tell me, what do you need?" But then he suddenly realized something and asked, "You speak Chinese?"
"nonsense!"
Looking at the boy's expression, the emperor couldn't help but marvel at how quickly the guy could change his tune!
"When was I born? Of course I can speak Chinese!" The Emperor glanced at him sideways, his face full of disdain.
Tie Hui smiled and said, "That's true!"
"I don't have any specific instructions, but I must remind you! Forget about the Lord of the Rings! The rest depends on your relationship with them! Don't cause me any trouble!"
Upon hearing this, Tie Hui was completely bewildered, a flood of questions rushing into his mind.
The emperor, as if reading his mind, leisurely said, "Don't rush, ask them one by one! I have plenty of time!"
Tie Hui, who had been looking somewhat anxious and about to ask a question, immediately stopped himself from speaking.
With a calm expression, he said, "It's nothing!"
This move caught the Emperor completely off guard!
For a moment, they looked at Tie Hui with disbelief.
But then he noticed his mischievous look and instantly became furious, wanting to give Yang Lei Wang another electrotherapy treatment.
Upon seeing this, Tie Hui panicked instantly and quickly said, "Alright, alright, stop joking around, let's get down to business!"
After saying that, her tone changed: "What I want to know now is... why didn't you come out when I called you before? You even tried to stop me. Now, you've finally come out!"
The emperor stroked the weasel's beard, looking quite like a cunning merchant.
Tie Hui narrowed his eyes. The Emperor, who had been pondering how to reply, had no choice but to tell the truth: "It's because your strength was still too weak to communicate with this avatar of mine! As for why you can now? That's because you've learned complete magical knowledge, and the power within you has begun to nurture and grow! It's enough for you to have a conversation with me!"
After hearing the Emperor's words clearly, Tie Hui's face lit up with joy: "So I've learned magic now? I'm a psychic now?"
The Emperor's weasel head nodded, its whiskers twitching on either side of its nose: "That's right, that's right! As long as you practice diligently here, and listen to my teachings when you return, I guarantee you'll become an Alpha+ level psionicist!"
Upon hearing the Emperor's assurance, Tie Hui's breathing became heavier: "You mean I can fucking become a god?"
Upon hearing this, the emperor's furry face instantly shrank into a ball, and the entire weasel stood upright, its right hand behind its back and its left hand stroking its beard.
"Well, how should I put it? In that place, becoming a god isn't a good thing!"
Upon hearing this, Tie Hui's expression instantly became wary. He subconsciously took a few steps back, as if facing a formidable enemy: "You're not going to make me sit on the toilet, are you?"
"Damn it! What are you thinking?" Perhaps because he had been cooped up in that position for too long, the Emperor was now completely devoid of humanity: "What do you think that position is? That any Tom, Dick, or Harry can sit on? You know my situation! These guys from the State Church, the moment they mention me stepping down from the throne, they're basically ready to kill me! You still want to sit on it! Aren't you afraid I'll destroy the world?"
Tie Hui chuckled sheepishly as he arrived, "That's right, that's right! As long as I don't sit on it, you can do whatever you want with me!"
The weasel's furry face suddenly revealed rows of sharp teeth: "Hehe, I've been waiting for you to say that!"
Tie Hui instantly realized something was wrong and tried to make amends, but the Emperor preemptively extended his little paw and said, "First, clear this world. I've reached an agreement with Ilúvatar! We have a part in His Great Symphony. Just obediently follow orders in this world. Once the matter of the One Ring is mostly resolved, you can pack up and go back!"
"No? Aren't you afraid that He will use the tracking information on us to track us down?" Tie Hui thought to himself, "Is this guy out of his mind?"
How dare you bring outsiders into your home?
But then a smile curved the corners of that hairy mouth: "I'd love for Him to go! That universe is destined for destruction! If He were to go, it wouldn't just mean sharing the burden; it would mean the two of us would completely crush the Four Gods!"
Upon hearing this, Tie Hui asked in surprise, "Is He that strong?"
"Isn't that obvious?" The Emperor shook his head. "Don't you even know what level he's at! He created this entire sub-universe, and what have I created?"
Tie Hui suddenly looked at him with surprise: "I thought you were really strong! You seem like nothing special!"
"Tsk!" The emperor felt very displeased upon hearing this, but what could he do when it was the truth?
……