LRAB Chapter 316 The Fake Student Council Locked Room Murder Case
Chapter 316 The Fake Student Council Locked Room Murder Case
Kaguya Shinomiya walked into the student council room and was just about to greet everyone when Chika Fujiwara rushed towards her.
"Kaguya-chan! They're all bullying me! Because I'm a cute girl, these boys just bully me!"
Kaguya Shinomiya swayed her body, only to find that she couldn't shake off Chika Fujiwara, who was clinging to her. Helplessly, she dragged her to the sofa and sat down.
"Fujiwara-san, can you let me go now?"
"No! Kaguya-san has to stand up for me first!"
Kaguya Shinomiya glanced at Ryo Uchiha and Yu Ishigami opposite her, rubbing her temples in frustration. "Then Fujiwara-san, you'll have to tell me what they did first."
Fujiwara Chika sat up straight, crossed her arms, and spoke righteously.
"They all laughed at my prank! I came up with such a fun prank, but they didn't give me any face at all!"
Kaguya Shinomiya: "..."
"So, you were the one who wanted to prank them, and neither Uchiha nor Ishigami fell for it, and then you said your actions were boring, right?"
"Mmm, that's about it!"
Kaguya Shinomiya fell silent, and then the door opened again. Yukinoshita walked in carrying documents and placed them in front of Kaguya.
"Vice President Shinomiya, these are the proposals for the Honshin Festival submitted by various clubs."
"Yes, thank you for your hard work, Yukinoshita General Affairs. With you here, I feel much more relaxed."
Yukino nodded. "It's just part of my job."
It's part of his job... There are six people in this student council. I won't mention Ishigami Yu for now. Although he was brought to the high school student council by Shirogane Miyuki, as a middle school student, he has the position but no obligation to do these tasks.
However, the accountant always finishes their work just before the deadline. They work very quickly, so why don't they finish it as soon as it's issued?
And then there's Secretary Fujiwara. Is it because she's not given enough tasks that she's always doing these pointless things?
As for Uchiha Ryo, who almost completely gave up or even delegated his work to Yukinoshita... in short, only half of the people in this student council can perfectly complete their assigned tasks.
While Kaguya Shinomiya was pondering, Chika Fujiwara had already shifted her focus to Yukino, complaining that the boys were not gentlemanly at all and had actually mocked her prank plan!
Yukino Yukinoshita frowned. "Hmm...is it possible that, if we're talking about right and wrong, Fujiwara-san was the one who started the prank on us?"
"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"
Fujiwara Chika stood up. "You guys just don't understand. The closer the relationship, the more outrageous the jokes you'll play! The prank chain I came up with was precisely to deepen the friendship among everyone in the student council."
This argument... at first glance it actually makes some sense, but the people in the student council aren't the kind of people who are easily fooled.
Yukino Yukinoshita shook her head and said, "Being able to joke doesn't mean you can accept pranks. The content of a prank might make even close friends feel disgusted."
Fujiwara Chika chuckled, "So, if you just find the right balance, everything will be fine!"
Kaguya Shinomiya flipped through the proposal for the Honshin Festival brought by Yukinoshita and said slowly.
"But the premise of a prank is a surprise or a shock, right? Now that we know what you're thinking, that kind of thing is useless."
Fujiwara Chika narrowed her eyes. "Does everyone in the student council already know?"
In this room now! In the student council office, are all the people really here?
Yu Ishigami looked up. "Oh! I almost forgot, Uchiha-senpai, why hasn't Shirogane-senpai arrived yet?"
Uchiha Ryo thought for a moment, then said, "He went to the principal's office. After all, with the end of the semester approaching and the Hōshin-shō Festival to be held, the principal seemed to want to discuss the specific arrangements with him."
Hearing this conversation, the others realized that the student council president wasn't in her office, which meant that Fujiwara Chika's pranks weren't over yet!
"I hope everyone will help me!"
Fujiwara Chika's eyes lit up, her burning gaze clearly wanting to vent all her anger at Uchiha Ryo and Ishigami Yu for ignoring her pranks on Shirogane Miyuki.
"Does the Classical Literature Club have any proposals?" Kaguya Shinomiya asked, flipping through the proposal.
"We don't have that over there..." Yukinoshita replied.
Actually, there was one, but it was rejected by Yukino Yukinoshita herself, because the proposal from Shino Amakusa, the head of the Classic Literature Club, was to hold a (beep--censored) grand feast.
Fujiwara Chika quickly ran to the two girls. "Don't ignore me, everyone! I've thought of the best prank, you'll all help me, right?!"
Unable to bear Fujiwara Chika's attempts to act cute and her various childish ways of acting spoiled, Shinomiya Kaguya nodded helplessly.
"Let's make this clear, I'll only play this game with you this once."
"Yay!!"
Fujiwara Chika jumped up happily and looked towards the boys. "Uchiha-kun and Ishigami, hurry up and get ready."
"Should we do it too?" Uchiha Ryo was curious about what kind of prank Fujiwara Chika had prepared.
However... if Fujiwara Chika were to pull out five bald head hoods from her bag, then this naughty child would need to be properly disciplined!
Yu Ishigami put down the potato chips. "I can help, but let me make this clear first, I don't do hard work."
"Tch, I know, you lazy Ishigami! You can just lie on the table later."
Fujiwara Chika took out her bag from behind the sofa, and then took out a plastic dagger from it. Although it was made of plastic, it looked very realistic, and you could hardly tell the difference between real and fake if you didn't look closely.
After handing the dagger to Kaguya Shinomiya, Chika Fujiwara picked up a large bottle of tomato juice and poured some on the ground.
Yukinoshita: "Remember to mop the floor afterwards..."
"Okay, okay, I'll clean up after myself! Everyone, take a sip of tomato juice and spit it on the table!"
"Heh heh! I'll name this prank operation... The Student Council Locked Room Murder Case!"
It seems Fujiwara Chika's idea is to stage a murder scene, and a massacre at that... Kaguya Shinomiya doesn't want to comment on this kind of twisted humor, but...
"Why am I the murderer?!"
Kaguya Shinomiya, holding a dagger, looked at Chika Fujiwara with a puzzled expression. Did she think of her as the kind of woman who would commit violence? I'm very gentle, okay?!
"Hehehe, if Shinomiya-san isn't willing... then Yukinoshita-san!"
Yukino Yukinoshita immediately refused. "I'm not suited to be the murderer either, since I have no motive for killing, so I'll leave it to Fujiwara-san to do."
"Well... wait, I don't have any motive either!!"
Yu Ishigami chuckled. "It seems everyone thinks that if it were Fujiwara-senpai, nothing he does would be strange..."