Chapter 282: The atmosphere was slightly ambiguous...
Chapter 282: The atmosphere was slightly ambiguous...
Chapter 282: The atmosphere was slightly ambiguous...
Tobirama Senju:
【「啊~我的兄~♪」】10w+人觉得很赞啊~我的妻【「千手柱间~♪」】10w+人觉得很赞王氏宝钏【「可叹你豪杰一世~♪」】10w+人觉得很赞可怜你守在寒窑【「可叹你壮志未全~♪」】10w+觉得很赞可怜你孤孤单单【「徒留我扉间在此~♪」】10w+人觉得很赞苦等我薛男平贵【「独撑十八年~♪」】10w+人觉得很赞整整一十八年第四次忍界大战时间线「哈哈哈哈哈哈!!!」
This time it's finally Uchiha Izuna's turn to laugh!
And then there's Uchiha Madara. These two laughed so loudly that the "Four Great Laughers of the Uchiha Clan" became the "Five Great Laughers" with the addition of Uchiha Izuna.
Madara laughed, feeling embarrassed for Hashirama and Tobirama.
How did he manage to sing with that widow's melancholy tone, like Tobirama Senju?
Madara Uchiha glanced at Tobirama several times, but aside from scolding Hashirama for not laughing, Tobirama didn't seem to react much.
"Aren't you embarrassed?" He still wanted to ask Tobirama Senju, the person in question. Did this guy not feel embarrassed at all?
"It wasn't me singing! What's there to be embarrassed about? Or do you really think I would sing 'My Wife' to Izuna and my brother? Humph!"
With a cold snort, Tobirama Senju stood with his arms crossed, his fingers gripping his arm tightly, the protruding knuckles showing how hard he was squeezing.
There was also a taut, downturned mouth and brows that were furrowed more than usual.
Madara Uchiha, who prided himself on his eyesight, naturally noticed this detail.
"If you're embarrassed, just say so."
"I'm not being dishonest! I'm not an Uchiha! What is there for me to be dishonest about!"
"——"
She said she wasn't angry, but she's already started throwing tantrums.
Looking at the comments in the chat, it seems the lyrics in the comments are making him unhappy?
Or rather—
Was it Hashirama's death?
【Hahahaha! I bow to the lyricist!】100,000+ people liked this. 【So embarrassing! I can't even imagine what the ninja world would think if they heard this!】100,000+ people liked this. 【They probably wouldn't understand, unless it's translated into ninja language.】100,000+ people liked this. 【But they can all understand our comments, right? Is it because the comments are translated?】100,000+ people liked this. 【Whatever, as long as I can make Tobirama 2 feel embarrassed, I'll feel good!】100,000+ people liked this. 【Looks like another disappointed villager from the Head-Touching Village in the arena hhhhhhhhhh】100,000+ people liked this. 【Tobirama 2 is ridiculously strong, and every version nerfs everyone except Tobirama 2, and might even secretly buff him with each version (°A。)°】100,000+ people liked this. 【The CG for Tobirama's samurai clan has been released! Is it from the official mobile game?】 [100,000+ people think this is great: "Leaving me here alone for eighteen years, hahaha, is the lyricist trying to make me laugh to death?!"]
Over 10 people found this very helpful: [Tobirama Senju appears to enjoy bullying Hashirama, but he's actually a brother complex character! Otherwise, why would he hate Madara so much?]
10+ people liked this: [Hahaha, to be fair, he hates Madara because Madara is the biggest active volcano in the unstable Uchiha clan.] 10+ people liked this: Fourth Shinobi World War timeline, Tobirama Sen: "That's right! My dislike for Madara has absolutely nothing to do with me!"
"Hmph! Don't bother explaining! Do you dare say there's absolutely no connection?" Izuna retorted coldly.
Tobirama pretended not to hear, staring blankly at the subtitles and comments in the sky.
In the Valley of the End, the Mirror of the Primordial Timeline is pondering the task given to him by Lord Izuna: to buy some things that women like.
A woman's coughing and gasping sounds could be heard coming from the inner courtyard of the mansion—
woman? !
A woman's voice came from Madara and Izuna's room?!
"Ahem," Izuna coughed lightly. "The woman my brother met while traveling." For her safety, Izuna concealed the fact that she had resurrected him, leading the entire ninja world to speculate that Madara Uchiha had awakened the Rinnegan and used the Outer Path Rinne Rebirth Technique to resurrect his younger brother.
Uchiha Kagami wasn't a particularly curious child, but this time was an exception. Being able to stay in Madara-sama and Izuna-sama's rooms meant she was definitely not an ordinary woman.
Kagami: "What did Izuna-sama say the woman he asked me to buy would like—?"
Izuna's cheeks flushed slightly, and he looked a little awkward, his eyes secretly turning to the side.
"Buy Ban-ge something to please her."
"???"
Jing, who is not even 18 years old, is a little confused about this logic.
Buying things for the woman in the house to please her is for Madara-sama, but what's with Izuna-sama looking at you like you're experiencing first love?!
I don't understand. This task is a bit difficult for him. I'll have to discuss it with Hiruzen and Danzo later.
Watching Uchiha Kagami bow and leave, Izuna returned to the house, only to be attacked as soon as he opened the door!
With the physical prowess of a ninja, Uchiha Izuna's muscles reacted directly, bypassing his brain, and pinned the person attacking him to the ground.
Her crimson eyes were fixed on him, and her thin yukata loosened its belt with the movement, revealing large expanses of her snow-white skin to Izuna's eyes—
The Sharingan activated without my noticing.
There was a fleeting moment of ambiguity in the atmosphere.
But the next second, that damned singing shattered the momentary bliss.
Wujiapo VCR-
Performed by: Tobirama Senju.
Tobirama Senju:
【「我不该心生猜忌~♪」】10w+人觉得很赞我不该心起疑窦【「我不该冷语相讥~♪」】10w+人觉得很赞我不该口吐轻言【「落得个手足隔世~♪」】10w+人觉得很赞落得个忘恩负义【「阴阳两分离~♪」】10w+人觉得很赞宛如欺了天【「待我将这战国风云~♪」】10w+人觉得很赞待我将这一十八载【「从头说仔细~♪】10w+人觉得很赞从头说一番【「方知我千手扉间~♪」】10w+人觉得很赞方知我薛平男【「日夜守木叶~♪」】10w+人觉得很赞昼夜回家赶【「只为兄长当年志~♪」】10w+人觉得很赞只为夫妻两团圆【「木叶初建月正圆~♪」】10w+人觉得很赞不负当年彩楼前扉间之死时间线宇智波斑这时候还在揍水户门炎呢。
Fortunately, the all-knowing gods kept bestowing various gifts upon them, which prevented them from starving to death in the desolate forest.
Listening to the Peking Opera style, the mournful tunes, the lyrics sometimes expressing Tobirama's unrequited love for Izuna, sometimes his longing for Hashirama's brotherhood—
It's really hard for Ban to comment on this song, or his feelings at this moment.
He discovered that his state of mind after losing Izuna was roughly the same as Tobirama's thoughts in the lyrics.
Standing on the back of the half-dead Mitokado Homura, Uchiha Madara sipped on a strawberry milk that someone had given him—the kind with a straw.
Not only Izuna, but he also missed Hashirama.
With Hashirama Senju gone, no one in the world can rival Madara Uchiha.
He had previously been sustained by his belief in the Eye of the Moon, but now that he knows the Eye of the Moon's plan was a scam, he doesn't know what to do with his life anymore.
Tobirama Senju:
【「想起了兄弟间年少共比肩~♪」】10w+人觉得很赞想起了夫妻们寒窑受尽了惨然【「抛下那和平的理想谁来继~♪」】10w+人觉得很赞抛下那西凉的江山无人管【「独守着火影岩忆昔当年~♪」】10w+人觉得很赞身骑着红鬃烈马走三关【「啊~我的兄~♪」】10w+人觉得很赞啊~我的妻【「千手柱间~♪」】10w+人觉得很赞王氏宝钏「为什幺还要再唱一遍?!「千手扉间真的克制不住暴躁的情绪了,他看了一眼VCR
The timeline below—it's a chibi-style GIF of Tobirama Senju twisting and turning around a steel pipe.
"The song is only seven minutes long! Are you going to play the whole thing?!"
Later, Sakura chatted quietly with Naruto, Sasuke, and the other Konoha ninjas: "No wonder this discussion has suddenly stretched to three hours."
"If this pace continues, with the previous hour allotted for the discussion, we probably won't even finish listening to twenty songs." Sasuke reverted to being Sasuke of Team 7, only this time he also dragged along the members of Team Taka.
Karin's eyes were full of hearts, and she was practically licking Sasuke.
"I want to hear Sasuke sing~ Sasuke~ Sasuke~~"
"Move a little further away from me, Karin." Sasuke leaned back strategically, almost flipping over.
Naruto chimed in from the side, "Afraid to sing? Are you tone-deaf and singing off-key? Or will your voice sound like a sheep's? Like a girl singing in a delicate, feminine voice?"
Just like when people were guessing whether Kakashi had a superhuman tooth or a monkey's mouth, Naruto Uzumaki always had a captivating way of speaking, drawing others into his train of thought.
After Naruto's speculation, everyone around him began to wonder whether Sasuke's singing was off-key or just a soft, gentle voice.
"Or maybe it's like singing in a constipated way, struggling to squeeze out a sound?" Naruto remembered seeing it on TV before; there really were people who sang like that.
"Shut up!" Sasuke roared. "I refuse to believe that as the main character, you don't need to sing! And Kakashi! Stop smirking! We'll die together!!"
Kakashi is also one of the people who suffered the most from being killed by the community. Although he is not surnamed Uchiha, the "care" he received from the bullet screen was no less than that of the Uchiha.
The thought that his video might be shown later instantly dampened Kakashi's smile.
Obito Uchiha chuckled over there; he and Rin were also quite looking forward to Kakashi singing.
Of course, he was hoping Kakashi would make a fool of himself while singing, while Rin was hoping Kakashi would sing well.
Tobirama Senju:
【"Reunited in the Underworld ~♪"】10+ people think it's great. In the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline, the young ninjas are chatting about the songs that might appear later.
Tobirama Senju now wishes he could use Earth Release to bury himself.
The song sung to Izuna before could only be considered a prank. Apart from sharing the embarrassment with him, Uchiha Izuna would never take the lyrics in the comments seriously.
But this song sung to Hashirama Senju sounds very much like a younger brother's confession after his older brother's death.
Even Tobirama himself couldn't ignore how well the song matched his character.
So awkward!
He'd never been this honest with his brother in his entire life!
In response, Hashirama only stated:
"It sounds so good! I love listening to it! Sing it more! Waaaaah—"
Tobirama Senju:
【「方觉思念谁~♪」】10w+人觉得很赞【「待将这叶繁华~♪」】10w+觉得很赞【「指与兄细观~♪」】10w+觉得很赞【「且看这万千灯火~♪」】10w+人觉得很赞【「皆如你所愿~♪」】10w+人觉得很赞【「终不负兄弟当年~♪」】10w+觉得很赞【「并肩负河山~♪」】10w+人觉得很赞从歌词和进度条来看,这一首歌是终于唱完了。
A full 7 minutes and 21 seconds!
The villains Tobirama and Hashirama in the limited Tsukuyomi timeline have been adjusted to match the original timeline.
However, the story of the two Hokage is widely circulated in the ninja world.
Legend has it that these two Hokage were brothers, and judging from these lyrics, it seems that this is indeed the case.
"Dude, are you an idiot?! Who would sit on Shadow Rock and miss you for no reason? Don't flatter yourself!!"
"Tobirama~ Tobirama~~" The First Hokage clung to the Second Hokage's leg, crying, "Can't you let your older brother be happy for a little while~~"
The ninjas in the limited Tsukuyomi world, who had just experienced the Fourth Shinobi World War, lost their ability to think.
Wait, this isn't quite what I've heard.
Isn't it about brotherly love and respect?
Even Madara Uchiha, who knew the situation of the two brothers well, was shocked.
Pointing at Hashirama Senju and Tobirama Senju from their world, he looked at Madara Uchiha from another world in the mirror, his mouth agape, unable to speak.
Fourth Shinobi World War Timeline - Madara Uchiha: "—"
His arrogance made him unwilling to pay attention to Madara Uchiha from another world.
Naruto slammed his fist into his palm, his cleverness kicking in: "Although the First Hokage and the Second Hokage of this world don't seem to get along, the Second Hokage actually idolizes the First Hokage, right? That's how it's described in the lyrics."
"So in the opposite, limited Tsukuyomi timeline, the First Hokage and the Second Hokage probably didn't have a good relationship, but they maintained the facade of brotherly affection in front of others, right?"
Tobirama Senju was ashamed.
Although Naruto was wrong about everything, but—
"Well said, but don't say that again next time."
Naruto: "Huh? Why?"
"You don't want it?! You're such a stupid idiot!"
Naruto: (Three triangles)
"oh--""
[Did you see me frantically pressing the button?!] 10+ people liked this. [Lights on! Lights must be on!!] 10+ people liked this. [The best voice in the ninja world!] 10+ people liked this. [Pounding the button.jpg] 10+ people liked this. Tobirama Senju: Hmph!
As the first person to be killed by the company as a "singer," he appeared calm, but in reality, his scalp was tingling with fear.
[Alone by the Hokage Rock, tears still flow, a poignant reminder of the past. Which is more extreme: the friendship of the Senju brothers or the friendship of the Uchiha brothers?] 10+ people liked this. [It's probably the Uchiha brothers. Their friendship is the strangest, primarily represented by Itachi and Sasuke.] 10+ people liked this. Uchiha Ryu and Sasuke: Why bring us up?!
Uchijou Madara and Uchijou Izuna clutched their chests and sighed. Luckily, the film had spoken to them, otherwise they would have been embarrassed in front of their younger brothers.
[This song has gone viral! There are even fan art pieces!] 10+ people think it's great. [The lyrics are really powerful, a song that tells the story of the Second Hokage's life regrets.]
His beloved older brother always chased after Uchihachi.
His beloved Izuna died for Uchijo Madara.
Due to his personality, he was always fierce towards Hashirama, hiding his admiration for his brother in his heart but putting it into action.
But this kind of personality is the most thankless and difficult to achieve. Hashirama probably never knew until his death that Tobirama actually admired him very much.
Tobirama could only protect the village after Hashirama's death, thinking he would tell him about the village's situation properly once they reached the Pure Land. [100,000+ people found this helpful.] [And even in the Pure Land, he would probably only report good news, not bad, and wouldn't tell Hashirama about the hardships he endured.]
100,000+ people thought it was great! [Crying for the Second Hokage.] 100,000+ people thought it was great! A few comments immediately put Tobirama Senju in the eye of the storm and put him on the spot for public execution!
Unable to maintain his composure any longer, Tobirama Senju took a half step back, grimacing in embarrassment.
He instinctively put his arm in front of his chest, wishing he could take off his mask and go to Uchijou to buy a mask from Tsuchikuri!
He roared at the comments section above: "Stop spreading rumors! I'm real!! Don't make me sound like a pitiful fool!"
Tobirama Senju was devastated.
"If you really don't want to talk about it, then tell me that Fukuhara and Uchijou Izuna have something going on!!"
Izuna: "What?!?!"
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