LRAB Chapter 343 It's just one year of killing! Why did they have to use Yin-Yang Escape?!
Chapter 343 It's just one year of killing! Why did they have to use Yin-Yang Escape?!
Chapter 343 It's just a Thousand Years of Death! Why did you have to use Yin-Yang Escape?!
"I choose option five."
Fifth item—
Gain the Thousand Years of Death series of skills.
Obito, who was originally looking forward to playing with Kakashi's son, almost tripped and fell flat on his face!
"Kakashi! Didn't you want to choose the tenth option?!" Obito counted on his fingers for him, "Sixth! Ninth! Tenth! Nine should be followed by ten! What's the use of the fifth and sixth?! Not to mention you already know the Thousand Years of Death! Besides, what's the point of traveling to that lousy book's world?! Don't waste your wishes on such meaningless things! If you like 'Make-Out Paradise' so much, I'll go and grab Jiraiya and lock him up in 'Kamui' for a month! I won't release him until I write a hundred chapters, okay?! Give me back my cute little Kakashi and the female version of Kakashi!!"
Obito's roar almost sprayed Kakashi's face with it.
Kakashi's lips twitched. "What do you mean by 'give back my two children'? They're mine, aren't they? Besides, Jiraiya-sama is Minato-sensei's teacher, so you'd better not do anything reckless, right?" However—
Lock Jiraiya-sama in a dark room and don't release him until he finishes writing one hundred chapters.
This idea is absolutely brilliant!! Nice! Obito!! I would call your power the strongest god in the entire universe!!
However, Kakashi, unlike Obito, wouldn't dare to utter such thoughts aloud.
Kakashi adjusted his mask.
To be honest, he had indeed wanted to have a son and a daughter before, because he had no intention of getting married, so this was the only way for him to experience the feeling of having children like his father, Sakumo Hatake.
But at the last moment, he still felt that bringing the children to this ninja world using technology without asking their opinions might be a cruel and ill-considered thing to do.
So he temporarily changed his wish to the fifth, which was not very useful—to obtain the Thousand Years of Death series of skills.
As for his most anticipated wish, Kakashi's wish is naturally to travel into "Icha Icha Paradise".
After making a pilgrimage to that sacred place in the world and then returning, it will be a dream come true.
Obito wanted to argue with him, but Rin stopped them both, saying, "Let it go, Obito. Kakashi has already made his choice, hasn't he? Let's respect his decision."
Obito Uchiha was still dissatisfied, but he didn't bother to offend Rin. He just pursed his lips and muttered under his breath, "What's the point of respecting his ideas? What's the point of transmigrating to a world full of perverts!"
"But there's nothing I can do about it—" Naruto shrugged, looking helpless. "Kakashi-sensei's ten wishes are all too outrageous; there's no choice at all."
Kakashi muttered under his breath, "Naruto—you don't have to be so blunt, right? I'm still standing right here."
Sasuke scoffed, "Hmph, why isn't there even one option to prevent you from being late again?"
"Sasuke, you—" Kakashi was speechless for a moment.
Sakura's eyes lit up: "Yeah! This is a great option! At least it's much better than changing your face every time you take off your mask!"
"————" Kakashi sighed silently in his heart. Was he a bit of a failure as a teacher?
The only one to speak up for him was Obito Uchiha, who chimed in matter-of-factly, "Kakashi wasn't late! He was just copying me!"
Sasuke glanced at him sideways: "You think you're pretty proud of it, huh?"
Sakura and Naruto didn't say anything, but they both nodded vigorously, their faces clearly saying, "What do you have to be proud of?!"
Kakashi: "————" This is the only time! I will never accept a genin instructor mission again, no matter what!
Naruto and Obito burst into laughter without any restraint, while Rin and Sakura couldn't help but chuckle, and even Sasuke's lips curled into a slight smile. Of all the battlefields of the Fourth Shinobi World War, their place was the most boisterous. The second most bustling was probably the "battlefield" where Hashirama and Madara, along with their respective younger brothers, were located.
The Sage of Six Paths watched all this with a smile. Although the ninja world had experienced countless hardships, the scene before him was exactly what he envisioned the "Ninja Cult" to be like.
["Confirming Kakashi's three wishes for the Fourth Shinobi World War:"]
[In the first battle of the Fourth Shinobi World War, Kakashi suddenly found himself unable to control his body, and his hands were uncontrollably making the Thousand Years of Death motion.]
[Acquired initial skill: Konoha's Secret Taijutsu Technique - Thousand Years of Death.]
[Acquired Skill 1: Lightning Release: Thousand Years of Death.]
Lightning Release chakra gathered in Kakashi's hands during the Thousand Years of Death pose, emitting a sharp cry like a chirping bird! With a heat capable of cooking internal organs, the Lightning Release crackled and popped! The sight sent chills down the spines of onlookers, causing their muscles to clench violently!
"That's...that's so lewd," Hinata complained softly.
Kakashi: "?!"
He looked around—
Naruto, Sasuke, Neji, Shikamaru, and the others grimaced and backed away.
Ya quipped, "This move could probably kill someone—"
Beside the teeth, Akamaru was so frightened that he tucked his tail between his legs, blocking the place where it would relieve itself.
Shino pushed up his sunglasses and analyzed rationally: "The sharpness of Lightning Release can easily tear through conventional ninja tool defenses. The instant the lightning current rushes into the body, it will cause severe nerve paralysis and muscle spasms, causing the opponent to instantly lose control of their body and freeze in place."
The way the girls like Tenten, Ino, Hinata, and Sakura looked at Kakashi was as if they were looking at a pervert, revealing their contempt and disgust.
Even though he was barely noticed and no one was listening, Shino continued to analyze in a low voice: "The violent lightning energy will not dissipate after it hits the target. Instead, it will invade the opponent's meridian system, like countless tiny lightning needles running wildly inside the body, disrupting the flow of chakra from the inside, causing internal damage far exceeding the external injuries, and bringing excruciating pain."
"Do you have any bugs that can shut your mouth?" Neji, being a young master from a noble family, couldn't stand it anymore.
Shisui whispered to Itachi, "I remember Kakashi wasn't like this before, was he?"
"Hmm, Kakashi-senpai used to be a really nice person." Itachi felt uneasy, afraid that this matter was related to him.
Could it be that the three-day Tsukuyomi experience back then turned the senior into a sadistic pervert?
Standing at a distance, Ban complained, "It's unbearable to watch."
Hashirama's awkward yet polite smile showed his tolerance towards the younger generation in the village.
Tobirama, a serious man who loves to joke, sighed and rubbed his forehead, saying, "I really feel sorry for that Uchiha Obito."
Madara Uchiha: "————" How do you show sympathy?
What about Obito?
The group didn't see Obito near Kakashi, so it's likely that he had already taken Rin and escaped into the Kamui dimension for safety.
The lightning release from Kakashi's fingertips finally dissipated—
[Acquired Skill 2: Water Release: Thousand Years of Death.]
The lightning-style chakra that had just vanished was replaced by water-style chakra. At the fingertips of Kakashi's Thousand Years of Death hand gesture, a miniature water dragon twisted like a snake. Although it lacked the overwhelming power of the Second Hokage's Water Release: Water Dragon Bullet Technique, it was so terrifying that no one dared to look at it for long. For even a glance felt as if one's most vulnerable parts were being brutally washed by the water dragon.
"That's...that's so lewd," Hinata whispered.
Tenten sighed and gestured for the Konoha ninjas to look at the gazes of the ninjas from the other villages around them.
"Alas, Konoha's reputation is truly going to be completely ruined here."
"Reputation?" Ino sighed. "Do you think we still have that?"
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At this moment—silence is the best response.
The Second Hokage, the most knowledgeable in Water Release techniques, fell silent. He had researched forbidden techniques for so many years, yet none of them had ever been sealed by his elder brother. But now, with this Water Release: Thousand Years of Death, not only his brother, but even he himself felt the urge to seal it away.
[Acquired Skill 3: Earth Release: Thousand Years of Death.]
Kakashi's voice trembled slightly, "Could it be—we're going to try out all the attributes?!"
Between his hands, which could not be separated, sand and gravel rapidly gathered and solidified into a terrifying giant spiked club!
The rod was heavy and solid, covered with sharp, fang-like spikes, each one gleaming with a cold light, like a bloodthirsty shark opening its jaws, as if it were about to pierce something soft with a thousand holes in the next second.
"That's...that's so lewd," Hinata whispered.
Although the others didn't say anything more, they all took another step back away from Kakashi with death stares.
In his long thirty-one years of life, Kakashi had never hated himself as much as he did now for being a ninja with all three chakra natures.
If Kakashi from other timelines could see this scene in the mirror, he'd be mortified and explode on the spot. And he'd secretly swear an oath: when it's their turn, even if it meant being resurrected, he would absolutely refuse to choose any technique like the Thousand Years of Death!
In the Boruto timeline, the Sixth Hokage, Kakashi, had just arrived at the border of Konoha when he sneezed, unaware that someone was cursing at him.
He never imagined that the person criticizing him was none other than the resurrected Uchiha Obito!
Kakashi was killed in the Fourth Shinobi World War by Kaguya's All-Killing Ash Bones, but was resurrected more than a decade later in the Boruto era. Obito Uchiha looked in the mirror at Kakashi, who had obtained the Thousand Years of Death series of techniques through a wish, and lightning snakes continuously appeared at his fingertips.
Water Dragon and spiked club—as longtime friends and enemies in the Fourth Shinobi World War, Obito couldn't quite tell if he was embarrassed for Kakashi or if he was projecting some kind of terrifying image onto him.
In short, from his tailbone upwards, it felt like he'd been paralyzed by lightning.
"Is Kakashi still being influenced by me?"
"Influenced by you? You mean Kakashi wanted the Thousand Years of Death series of techniques because of you?"
"No! Don't misunderstand!"
Obito asked Naruto to discipline his son, but Naruto just smiled apologetically.
[Acquired Skill 4: Fire Release: Thousand Years of Death.]
The spiked club crumbled into dust, scattering across the ground. Immediately following, six or seven small, egg-shaped fireballs appeared at Kakashi's fingertips! These fireballs floated a few centimeters to a dozen centimeters above Kakashi's fingertips, suspended in the air, and were vibrating rapidly—
"Hey, is this for real?"
"That works too?!"
The adult ninjas, having understood what it meant, fell silent and awkwardly looked away.
This time, even they found it indescribable, unbearable to look at, and extremely ugly.
"What the hell? What's the point of such a small amount of fire jutsu!" Madara Uchiha criticized.
Hashirama Senju and Tobirama Senju turned their heads sharply and stared intently at him.
"W-What are you doing?"
"Madara—" Hashirama hesitated, choosing his words, "You don't understand, do you?"
"What don't you understand?" Madara Uchiha frowned. "Are you looking down on me, Hashirama?! Do you think anyone understands Fire Release better than me?!"
Tobirama Senju was amused by him. "You're surprisingly innocent."
Madara Uchiha felt humiliated, but also felt a sense of powerlessness, as if he had no way to vent his anger.
Izuna tugged at his sleeve, "Brother, I'll talk to you about it in private later."
"Izuna?!"
Ban was surprised. Was he the only one here who didn't understand?
No, it can't be said that he's the only one who doesn't understand. There are also a lot of young ninjas over there, like Naruto, who don't understand what the high-frequency vibration of Fire Release: Thousand Years of Death means.
Sai stepped forward with a smile, "I've seen it in the book."
Then, Sai naturally gave an explanation that shocked everyone—
All the ninjas around froze on the spot, as if the air itself was frozen in awkward silence.
Naruto, having suffered greatly from this before, vividly remembered Sai's earnest question upon their first meeting: "Does this count as having a penis?" At that moment, goosebumps erupted all over his body! A chill ran from his tailbone to the top of his head! His so-called "Tōdō syndrome" flared up violently, making him feel nauseous and his scalp tingle. He jumped up and yelled at Sai, "Don't say such nonsense, Sai!!"
Initially thinking it was just a common, even somewhat low-level, fire jutsu, Madara Uchiha instantly grasped its astonishingly sordid meaning after listening to Sai's "detailed explanation." Even someone as powerful as him was terrified, his pupils suddenly contracting, the darkness in his eyes rapidly shifting as his Sharingan, Mangekyou Sharingan, Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, and even Rinnegan flashed uncontrollably in succession, as if only these divine eyes, capable of seeing through the myriad phenomena of the universe, could confirm whether he had just experienced a terrifying auditory hallucination.
That Susanoo is an exoskeleton! It doesn't protect its internal organs at all!! It's actually quite sensitive!!
"puff--"
"Tobirama is right," Hashirama Senju said, covering his mouth and chuckling deliberately, "Madara, you're surprisingly naive~"
"Shut up!! I don't want to be talked to by you!!"
[Acquired Skill 5: Wind Release: Thousand Years of Death.]
The wind is colorless, odorless, and formless.
It can inflate and fill anything, like a balloon being blown up instantly.
Aura is a kind of gas that is innate in the human body. If you don't have it, you can force it in through external forces.
Ninja World: Holy crap!!!
That's so damn scary!!!
In the Valley of the End 2.0 timeline and the Boruto timeline, the Sage of Six Paths and his brother Hamura Otsutsuki, who were resurrected by the barrage of comments, were dumbfounded when they saw this scene.
"Anija, the ninja world you created is really something else—" Otsutsuki Hamura stared in disbelief. "It seems the reason why the Byakugan clan I created is always plagued by internal strife is because their entertainment is too monotonous. After all, there's nothing on the moon."
Hagoromo Otsutsuki broke out in a cold sweat and explained to his younger brother, "I didn't teach them any of this."
Kakashi from different timelines almost died on the spot, especially Kakashi from the Kannabi Bridge timeline. At only 12 years old, he was as thin-skinned as paper. When he saw the Five Elements Chakra Thousand Years of Death in the mirror, he was so embarrassed that his face turned red, and his head spun like a steam train.
"What will I wish for when I grow up?! Aa ...
"Although I don't want to do this, Kakashi, please keep your distance from us!" With that, the young Obito shielded Rin behind him and kept backing away from Kakashi, as if he were some kind of monster and that getting close to him would infect him with a plague!
This is a huge misunderstanding.
In the Boruto timeline, Boruto grinned, "I've decided to stay away from Grandpa Kakashi from now on."
"Me too—" Sarada chimed in.
"Adults like this are really terrible." Die Die shook her head and sighed, displaying a maturity beyond her years.
No one else said anything. Except for Mitsuki, who was still smiling, everyone else felt disgusted, as if they had swallowed a fly that had been sitting overnight.
On the battlefield of the Fourth Shinobi World War, Kakashi, as the original user of this outrageous ninjutsu, felt an unprecedented sense of impending doom wash over him. If it weren't for the strange barrage of bullets from the Divine Tree still forcibly controlling his body, he probably would have collapsed to the ground long ago, forming hand seals to bury himself in the spot with Earth Release: Dog Head Wall Technique.
"Wasn't it supposed to involve all five chakra natures?" Naruto asked, puzzled. "Why hasn't Kakashi-sensei been released yet?"
Others had the same question: Wasn't the "grand giveaway" of the five elements of wind, thunder, earth, water, and fire over?
At that moment, the Sage of Six Paths, who was suspended in mid-air, suddenly sharpened his gaze!
Could it be—
As if to confirm his conjecture, the notification sound of the Divine Tree bullet screen appeared again:
[Skill Six: Yang Release - Thousand Years of Death.]
The air fell silent for a second.
Immediately, everyone's minds were completely extinguished by this announcement.
It's just a thousand-year-old killing technique!
You even added the damn Yin-Yang Escape technique?!
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