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Fu Hai ignored her, grabbed the demon robe next to him, jumped onto the front carriage, and waved it around a few times.
The monster's "head" was cast in bronze and was quite heavy; only someone with martial arts training like him could lift it easily.
Moreover, there's a city-wide parade the night after tomorrow, with no time to rest along the way. While this is no problem for him, it's something most people simply couldn't do.
This was also the main reason why Master Cheng and the others were so troubled after Uncle Ping An accidentally fell, and even considered going to find him. It was during his demon-wielding performance.
Cen Yao slowly stood up, waving a small fan, and went to the back of the car.
Her pale yellow, wide-sleeved dress, paired with exquisite armbands and a fairy-like updo, certainly gave her the right to be arrogant.
Especially now, as she grows increasingly graceful and beautiful, she attracts more and more suitors, which annoys her to no end. With a light sway, she gracefully floated to the high spot behind the car.
Although the Phoenix Dance Hall teaches martial arts techniques, these techniques don't emphasize actual combat at all; instead, they use "dance" to replace "martial arts." Therefore, their lightness skills are particularly excellent.
Her graceful boarding of the car, her skirt swirling, her arms fluttering, was truly breathtaking.
No wonder Master Cheng and the others begged and pleaded with her to play this "fairy." After showing off her skills, she proudly glanced at the guy in the car in front of her. But she found that the blockhead didn't even look at her.
Bai Lu showed off his skills. I'm so angry!
The car behind, with its gold and red taillights, was much taller than the car in front.
She then sat sideways on the front desk, swinging her legs outwards, waiting for her chance to strike.
"I'm telling you!" Fu Hai couldn't hold back any longer and turned to look at her. "It's fine to play around during practice, but don't cause any trouble during the performance the day after tomorrow."
Miss Cen turned her face to look at the sky, her chin almost pointing to the heavens: "Chun!" What kind of attitude is that? Fu Hai was furious!
“If you insist on causing trouble, then don’t blame me!” he said fiercely. “I can’t guarantee what I might do to you later.”
He turned around and continued to manipulate the monster.
Just then, the system suddenly beeped. He clicked on it by mistake and found it was a warning message.
[Host detected to have been placed under the influence of an evil spirit. Please remain vigilant.] Evil spirit?
Fu Hai looked around and realized that it was still just him and Cen Yao. Was this "evil spirit" referring to Cen Yao? Then this girl certainly was quite "evil." He gripped the demon robe and turned to look at Cen Yao.
Seeing the girl peeking at him, and then turning her head quickly when he turned around, she exclaimed, "Ting!" Even the system says you're a cursed ticket; you're definitely not a good person.
After thinking about it, he felt something was off. This girl hadn't just met him today, so why was she only issuing a warning now? Fu Hai was puzzled, but he didn't see any other movement around him.
At midday, the backyard of the Goddess Temple was deserted, with no one else around except for them.
"There's a flaw!" Cen Yao exclaimed, suddenly unleashing a series of rapid kicks. Fu Hai was indeed distracted.
Because he felt that the evil spirit the system mentioned might not refer to Cen Yao, he remained vigilant about his surroundings.
However, his strength was already superior to Cen Yao's, and besides, this girl spoke first before flying away. Even if he wasn't on guard, he couldn't possibly let her succeed.
"Are you never going to stop?!" Fu Hai was furious, realizing that the evil spirit was indeed referring to her. Since there was no one else around, he quickly released the demon's bronze head. Star-Absorbing Technique!
He sucked on her legs, he sucked on her body.
He pressed her down on his lap and slapped her buttocks hard, the youthful, elastic flesh making a loud slapping sound under his touch: "Dare you? Dare you?" Cen Yao screamed and was thrown back down.
Even after landing on the car behind, he was still unwilling to give up. He gritted his teeth and tried again, using a series of leg techniques to get him off the car.
Seeing that she was getting worse, Fu Hai decided to go even further, pinning her to the ground and slapping her breasts with both hands, making her shake violently.
"You...you...you bastard!" Ling Yao screamed.
"Now you know fear, huh?" Fu Hai snorted, grabbed her leg with one hand and her hand with the other, and threw her back into the car.
I quickly glanced at the system and found that the warning bar hadn't faded; in fact, it was getting worse. I looked around again, but there was still no one else there, and I couldn't see any other movement.
"You shameless!" Cen Yao slammed back onto the lotus platform, clutching her chest with one hand and supporting herself on the platform with the other, her face flushed red.
Fu Hai put on a fierce look: "If you do anything bad again, I'll strip you naked in the street during the performance and embarrass you so much that you'll never get married."
Cen Yao bit her lower lip, glared at him, and finally became a little more obedient.
Fu Hai let out a sound, and seeing that she had temporarily calmed down, he picked up the demon robe again and continued practicing.
Cen Yao rubbed her aching breasts and turned to kiss his back. She simply couldn't believe he would do something like undressing her in public.
Because she had known him since childhood, and they were childhood sweethearts, she knew him too well. Ultimately, he was a good person.
Cen Yao's eyes flashed with a fierce light... Good people should be bullied!
"Take this!" The girl spotted an opening. "Again?" The boy roared angrily.
Although the girl felt that good people should be bullied.
But in reality, her opponent was stronger than her, yet she secretly liked him. Before each sneak attack, she would warn him, afraid of actually hurting him. The result was that she repeatedly pounced on him, only to be groped, her legs touched, her bottom slapped—she was bullied by a seemingly innocent person from beginning to end.
Fortunately, the good guy genuinely had no sexual interest in her, otherwise she would have been forced to have a gun to her head long ago. Unfortunately, the good guy truly had no sexual interest in her…
Chapter 101 Who's in such a hurry?
Fu Hai heard voices outside.
The voices of Zheng Yi and Zheng Zhi can also be heard in the recording.
He threw Yao back into the back car again, then looked up and glared at the lotus platform in the back car: "Enough!"
The girl is disheveled now; if those people come in, they'll probably really think he did something to her.
Although he touched this girl's buttocks, breasts, and legs... he really didn't do anything. It was all her own fault.
"Hmph!" Cen Yao bit her lip, sat on the lotus platform, pulled down her pale yellow dress, and tried to straighten it. She then raised her hand, trying to straighten the hair on her head.
Although this flying fairy bun is beautiful, it is difficult to maintain on a daily basis, so it basically only appears in paintings related to fairies, or purely in stage performances.
Seeing that she had truly calmed down, Fu Hai stopped paying attention to her. He grabbed the demon robe again and jumped onto the railing of the middle float.
During the performance the night after tomorrow, he needs to jump around here continuously, pretending to attack the rear carriage, and also act as if he's being "carried" back by a fairy. With his Flying Star Steps, this is naturally a piece of cake for him.
As she was dancing, her feet suddenly gave way, and she fell headfirst.
Just as Cen Yao had fixed her hair, she suddenly saw him fall down.
He reacted swiftly, grabbing the lever as if he were struggling against some invisible monster.
"What are you doing?" Cen Yao knew he was skilled, even more so than herself, and was immediately filled with curiosity. Suddenly, with a loud thud, Fu Hai tumbled off the central float and crashed to the ground, kicking up dust. Just then, a group of people entered the courtyard.
They saw Fu Hai crash down onto the float and fall to the ground, the "demon's" bronze head and robe rolling to the side. Terrified, they rushed towards him. If he were injured at this moment, they would be finished.
"Second Miss!" Zheng Yi finally couldn't stand it anymore. "The performance is about to start, can't you tone it down a bit? Why do you have to bring it down at this time?" "I, I..."
Cen Yao wanted to say that she didn't do it.
But at this point, even if you're right, you can't explain yourself.
Besides, everyone has seen how she's been making trouble for no reason these past two days, completely ignoring everyone else. When she realized everyone was starting to blame her, tears welled up in her eyes, and she wanted to angrily retort that Fu Hai had wronged her.
Unfortunately, she had known Fu Hai since childhood, and she found it hard to believe that Fu Hai was that kind of person.
Has he really changed? Why is he trying to frame me like this? Her heart sank in panic.
She was almost about to run away crying, too afraid to even argue. But Fu Hai suddenly sat up: "No! It wasn't Cen Yao who did it."
Hearing this, Cen Yao finally calmed down. Sitting on the golden lotus platform, she couldn't help but cry out, "It wasn't me!" Zheng Zhi helped Fu Hai up and asked, "Are you alright?"
"Thank goodness, you're not hurt!" Fu Hai suddenly grabbed his hand. "By the way, how did Uncle Ping An fall down earlier?" Zheng Zhi confirmed and asked, "What happened?"
Fu Hai opened his mouth as if to say something, but then, a thought struck him and he added, "I was just asking."
Zheng Yi chimed in, "If I had to say, at that time, Uncle Ping An was practicing alone on the float, and sure enough, he fell off, straight down..."
Ten thousand
Fainted.
"When he woke up, his leg was broken. He later said he felt something pulling at his leg, but there was no one else around, and he had also fallen."
I'm confused; I can't explain it clearly.
Cen Yao jumped down from the lotus platform, her eyes wide with surprise: "Just now, Fu Hai also seemed to be pulled by something. Could it be haunted?" Fu Hai glared at her: "Weren't you there when Uncle Ping An was practicing in the car?"
Cen Yao asked him a question that seemed puzzling: "Why do I need to be there? The people playing monsters have to jump around on their hooves, so they need to practice a lot."
"I just posed up there, occasionally turning around, and when a monster jumped up, I'd pretend to kick it. I didn't need to practice much. By then, I was already resting at home."
Fu Hai was furious.
While others are practicing, you should rest.
While I was practicing, you stayed on the float the whole time. Were you targeting me? But now is definitely not the time to dwell on that.
Just now, when he jumped in the air, something really did grab his leg.
If he hadn't received a prior warning from the system and hadn't remained vigilant, he might have been injured if attacked suddenly.
Later, he forcefully kicked it away, feeling as if he had taken the evil spirit with him, but he still didn't know what it was. He quickly checked the system and the warning bar had finally disappeared.
"What's wrong?" Zheng Yi asked, feeling uneasy at Fu Hai's strange expression. "Could it be haunted?" Fu Hai wanted to warn everyone that there might be something unclean here.
But then I realized that saying it out loud would probably be useless and would only spread my anxiety.
"It's nothing!" he said. "The inn was quite busy last night, and I was momentarily distracted." He kicked his legs. "There's nothing wrong."
Cen Yao crossed her arms over her chest: "Hmph... I already said it wasn't me."
When he hugged her like that, she realized her breasts were aching slightly from his pinching. She glared at Fu Hai fiercely.
I was clearly the one who suffered the loss from beginning to end, and I was almost wronged.
"You should go and rest for a bit!" Zheng Yi said. "I think you've been practicing quite well. You should be able to go straight to the field without any problems. You might as well rest more."
Fu Hai knew, however, that he couldn't rest.
What was that unseen thing just now?
He knew that if he withdrew, the Goddess Temple would have to find someone else to replace him, and the replacement would be even less experienced, increasing the likelihood of problems. Even if no one could be found to replace him, it would be difficult to disband the lantern troupe under these circumstances.
At that time, Cen Yao and the girls carrying flower baskets and lanterns will still be on the carriage. Won't that strange thing target them?
Although Uncle Ping An had not reached the ninth realm, he was still a martial artist, and he was knocked unconscious from the fall.
Even though he was no less capable, he still stumbled unexpectedly. Wouldn't it have been even worse if it had been someone else?
We absolutely must find that strange thing before the actual performance!