Righteousness and pure love, yet you ask me to spread demons throughout the world?

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Fu Hai looked up and said, "When the autumn rains start, those uninhabited places will be..."

Song Lingyue said, "The windows that should be closed are all closed. Xiaoye is watching over the library, so there's no need to worry. It won't be like last year when Yuelan forgot to close the window after finishing her book, and the library was already damp when she found out."

"Last year, even on weekdays, the inn had quite a few guests, but this year there are hardly any. When we have some free time, we can all find a few days to clean and check it together."

Fu Hai sighed, "Junior Sister, you think so far ahead. Without you, there would be no one to take care of many things in these mountains. Although I am the senior brother, I don't know that much. It's all thanks to you, Junior Sister."

Song Lingyue glanced at her senior brother, who had been praising her ever since they came up the mountain, and said nothing.

Upon reaching the courtyard gate, Song Lingyue said, "Shi Ke, you should rest now. I'll go attend to my own business." She then walked towards her own pavilion.

Fu Hai could no longer care about anything else. He lunged forward and grabbed her waist, crying, "Junior sister, please help me! Your senior brother is doomed!" Song Lingyue didn't say anything and dragged him forward.

Fu Hai said, "Junior sister, you have no conscience. You don't even ask me what happened?" Song Lingyue ignored him with a cold face.

Fu Hai said, "Lingyue, you are heartless. Last night you knew I might be in danger, but you didn't care whether I lived or died."

Song Lingyue said angrily, "You know perfectly well that Sister Qiu Ying has secretly followed Yue Lan, but I still have to help her guard the shop."

Fu Hai said, "You knew perfectly well that Shi Ke wanted your help, and you didn't even ask what it was about." Song Lingyue rolled her eyes: "It's just that Xiao Ye made an appointment with you tonight for a get-together."

"Miss Butterfly has made an appointment with you tonight for a secret rendezvous."

"Even the young lady from the Painting Immortal Pavilion has made an appointment with you to go shopping and have a secret rendezvous tonight?"

Fu Hai looked up, staring at her in shock... Xiao Ye and Butterfly Girl are one thing, but how did you guess about Sister Xianrui? Song Lingyue turned around and patted his head: "Shi Ke, just go in peace."

"Didn't I already promise you? If they separate you from the family, I won't go to sea with your head in my hands."

“I know you like Xiaodianba Mountain, and I will give you a proper burial in the back of the mountain. I think the open space behind the stone house where you helped Xiaoye heal her wounds is quite nice.”

After she finished speaking, she continued walking forward.

Fu Hai clung tightly to his junior sister's waist, lying on the ground: "Lingyue, please give me some advice, think of a solution. I really don't know what to do."

Song Lingyue let him hug her waist and tried to walk forward: "If you don't know what to do, then don't agree to everything in the first place."

Fu Hai was like a drowning person clinging to a piece of duckweed, refusing to let go even in the face of death: "I had no choice, I don't know how it turned out like this."

"Then you should talk to them properly."

"I want to say it properly, but they are so expectant that I can't bring myself to say it. What should I do?"

"If you can't say it, you're just waiting to die! You ask me what to do? How would I know what to do?" Song Lingyue dragged her master forward.

"I know you're smart, junior sister, you'll definitely have a way. This is the first time I've ever encountered something like this, I have absolutely no experience with it." Senior brother, do you mean that you have no experience with being a scumbag, but you'll know what to do next time?

"I didn't want to be a jerk, I genuinely wanted to be nice to them." "Being nice to everyone makes you a jerk, doesn't it?"

"When I was writing that book, Yue Lan and Sister Qiu Ying both said that as long as they wanted to, Touma and Setsuna could get along well."

“Yes, so why don’t you go and talk to the three of them tonight and tell them to get along well? Tell them that many books are written like that.”

"I always have this feeling they're going to kill me. Is this just my imagination?"

"You actually think it's an illusion? Senior brother, have you been reading too many fantasy novels?" "So it really isn't an illusion? Junior sister, save me!"

Unable to resist his pestering, Song Lingyue turned around and muttered, "Really! Senior brother, you're clearly a good person, how did you end up like this?"

She now finally understands that "a pushover" and "a jerk" might really be the same thing.

Chapter 159 The young lady's eyes aren't a kaleidoscope.

"I understand, I understand!" Song Lingyue said. "I'll help you think of a solution, Senior Brother. Really." Shi Dui used to be a very decisive person, so why did he lose his composure in this situation?

Fu Hai quickly jumped up, first inviting his junior sister to his courtyard, and then boiling water to make tea for her.

Song Lingyue said, "Tell me first, what's going on between you and that young lady from the Painting Immortal Pavilion? I know you saved her two junior sisters in time, and you must have done a lot more afterward."

"But it shouldn't be to the point where she would want to have an affair with you and her three junior sisters, right?"

Fu Hai said, "Didn't I recently practice that massage technique that can heal the mind? At that time, she lost her Dao heart and was in a critical situation. I rushed up to help her heal, and her power immediately increased greatly."

Song Lingyue said, "The reason she lost her Dao heart and her power declined so much was because of that book of yours, Master Ke, right?" Bo Hai said, "Junior Sister, you have such keen eyes... How do you know everything?"

Song Lingyue said, "In short, she was in danger, and you started touching her. And then? Did that young lady, who had been lonely in her empty room for a hundred years, start to like you after you touched her?"

Fu Hai said, "She's not Xiao Ye."

Song Lingyue stood up: "I'll go talk to Xiaoye now."

“No, no,” Fu Hai quickly explained, “What I mean is, they didn’t live to be a hundred years old, and something else happened afterward!” Song Lingyue sat down again, waiting for Shi Dui to continue.

Fu Hai fetched some spring water and poured it for his junior sister: "Later, everyone fell into that dark cave, and Sister Xianrui was injured. They all started calling her 'sister'?"

"Junior sister, don't worry about this for now. Anyway, she was injured, and it just so happens to be on her thigh. As long as she takes off her pants and helps her heal... there's really no other way. That Peach Puppet Mother did it on purpose. She wanted to capture Fairy Rui alive, so she deliberately hit her leg with a hidden weapon."

"So you saw that young lady's private parts?" Song Lingyue asked thoughtfully. "After all, she's a wealthy young lady, but people in the martial arts world don't care about such things. There was nothing we could do in that situation. It's normal that neither of them brought it up in the end, right?"

"It's not finished yet."

"Don't tell me she got poisoned by aphrodisiacs or something later, and only a man can cure her, and you just happened to be there, right?" Song Lingyue glanced up at her. "That kind of plot is so overused, I wouldn't even bother writing it in a fantasy novel."

Fu Hai held back for a long time before whispering, "Actually, we were both poisoned by Yin poison. She was powerful enough to endure it, but I was about to explode... and then she helped me detoxify."

Song Lingyue covered her forehead.

Witnessing firsthand the clichéd and overused tropes of fantasy novels is truly awful.

“There’s nothing we can do about this!” Fu Hai quickly said. “The underground zombies have released a lot of poison, and we can’t do anything about it. I don’t know why we can’t cure that Yin poison.”

"Because Yin poison is actually a tonic." Song Lingyue knew this. "It doesn't kill people directly, but it frantically promotes the growth of the body's vital essence and blood. It seems that many people are using it in small doses, but of course, large doses will definitely cause problems."

Fu Hai said, "Ah! Anyway... well, back then... Junior Sister, you know." Song Lingyue, her face tense, replied, "I don't know, and I don't want to know."

“Lingyue, those were really all accidents,” Fu Hai whispered. “At first, I just happened to stumble upon them and saw that they were in danger, so I couldn’t just ignore it.”

Song Lingyue sighed... Shi Dui is just that kind of overly kind person!

However, since it was his senior brother who was poisoned and the young lady of the Painting Immortal Pavilion who lost her virginity to save him, he really couldn't refuse her and abandon her after starting something.

"Speaking of which!" Fu Hai asked疑惑地, "Lingyue, how did you figure out that I also had an appointment with her tonight?"

Song Lingyue picked up her water glass and slowly took a sip: "Up ahead at the foot of the mountain, she told Officer Hu that you hadn't done anything."

"She glanced at you right away, and I happened to see it. At that moment, there was three parts guilt, three parts affection, and three parts expectation for the future in her eyes. So I knew that she must be having an affair with you."

Fu Hai was astonished: "Lingyue, you are amazing! You can actually see to this extent?"

He truly hadn't expected that his junior sister could analyze that single glance with such detail. Song Lingyue gripped her water glass and sighed.

She's not that amazing; she can even tell how much guilt, affection, and expectation are in that young lady's eyes.

She noticed that although the young lady had spoken those words with a cold face, she secretly exchanged an ambiguous glance with her master immediately afterward.

Then my senior brother was completely mesmerized, as if he had been given a magic potion.

This shows that the two of them have a secret, and as for the feelings of guilt, affection, and expectation, they were all fabricated by her.

Other young ladies' eyes aren't like the Myriad Flower Manual, where everything is multicolored at a glance. Fu Hai wasn't stupid after all; after thinking about it, he realized he'd been tricked by his junior sister.

"In short," Song Lingyue said, "you've already agreed with Xiaoye, Butterfly Heroine, and that young lady that you'd spend the night with them. But you can't possibly divide yourself into three groups all by yourself."

"Then, Xiaoye and the matchmaker already had a grudge. The young lady lost her virginity to you last night. She is a lady from a respectable family. Her rendezvous with you tonight is probably because she hopes to get to know you better."

Fu Hai looked at his junior sister and nodded.

He knew that Sister Xianrui had initially misunderstood something; the Fairy Binding Rope and the Female Physician's Skill weren't truly only usable on her. But explaining now was pointless, and besides, who knew that Sister Xianrui might one day discover he was the author of "The Young Hero's Adventures." Until then, he wanted to cultivate a good relationship with Sister Xianrui!

Song Lingyue seemed troubled: "Actually, there is a way. Although all three of them have made an appointment with you, their purposes are different, and the agreed times can be staggered."

Fu Hai quickly asked, "How do you say it?"

Song Lingyue said, "Although Xiaoye lived the longest, she was actually the simplest. She just wanted to be an ordinary girl."

"So she doesn't have any requests, she just wants to be with you tonight, senior brother. If you take her shopping like ordinary siblings, she'll be very happy."

Fu Hai nodded: "Sing a song."

Song Lingyue continued, "As for Miss Die, Anjun is very familiar to her, and this is not the first time she has celebrated the Lantern Festival."

Besides, she's been temporarily assigned to the government these past few days, busy with all sorts of things for this Lantern Festival, and I bet she's thoroughly fed up with it.

"So, while it's said that we'll stroll around with lanterns together, she'll probably be perfectly content as long as we find a quiet place for a rendezvous where no one will disturb us."

Fu Hai thought about it and had to admit that his junior sister was right.

"As for that young lady, I'm not very familiar with her," Song Lingyue glanced at her senior brother, "but similarly, she's not familiar with Anjun either, and she needs to find a way to shake off her junior sister first. Then, where she goes and what she sees is entirely up to you, senior brother, isn't it?"

She took pen and ink directly from her senior's room: "So, as long as we plan ahead, it's not impossible to go shopping and have secret rendezvous with the three of them separately."

Chapter 160 The Three Women's Secret Rendezvous Plan

Song Lingyue helplessly helped her senior brother analyze the situation for a while.

She didn't really want to get involved, but now that things had come to this point, it seemed like she couldn't just not help Shi Dui.

We can't really let our senior brother be separated from them and then go home with his head, can we? "Xiao Ye can go and come back early."

Song Lingyue wrote on the paper for a while and said, "So you can take her shopping at dusk."

"She doesn't ask for much, so a stroll through a bustling market should make her happy. Of course, since we agreed to accompany her, we can't just send her back right away."

"So around 3:45 PM, take her to Tianxiang Tower on Jinxiu Street. From Tianxiang Tower, you can see the Moon River. Tonight, the Moon River is where cloud lanterns are released. You can accompany her there to watch the cloud lanterns."

"When you go shopping with her later, I'll help you book a good table at Tianxiang Restaurant. Luckily it's tonight, most of the tourists have left. If it were last night, there wouldn't have been any empty seats at all."

Fu Hai said, "The location of Tianxiang Restaurant must be very expensive, right?"

Song Lingyue said, "Let's not think about money tonight... I mean, when you're having a rendezvous with three beauties at the same time, shouldn't your life be the first thing you're worried about? Are you really willing to risk your life for money?"

Fu Hai shut up.

Song Lingyue continued, "Then you have Xiaoye stay there, and you hint to her to wait for you for a while, so you can give her a surprise."

"Then you go to pick up Miss Butterfly. At the same time, I will secretly go to find the young lady and ask her to wait a little longer. You want to prepare a surprise for her. The young lady needs to avoid her three junior sisters to meet you in secret, so there shouldn't be any major problems."

Fu Hai nodded.

Song Lingyue continued, "Across the street from Tianxiang Tower is Jin Guan, which must be quite empty by now."