Love Apartment: Martin's Transformation Adventure

Chapter 46 The Thrill of Unboxing Identity Blind Boxes Every Day

The next day.

Ring ring ring...

"Hah~"

Martin woke up, closed his eyes, turned off the alarm clock, and as usual, touched his face first.

"I'm relieved that all five senses are still there..."

Time flew by and it was noon.

3602.

Lu Ziqiao burst through the door, saw the sumptuous lunch, and exclaimed happily.

"Wow! Braised pork ribs, steamed sea bass, stir-fried pork kidneys, braised pork belly, oh my god! Mika, you're amazing!"

Chen Meijia, who was carrying the dishes, slapped Lu Ziqiao away as he tried to steal some food, and rolled her eyes.

"Eat, eat, all you do is eat! Let me tell you, these dishes weren't made for you, there's none for you!"

"No way, Meijia~ We've been married for ages, how can you treat me like this?" Lu Ziqiao shook Chen Meijia's arm mischievously, trying to get the right to eat by acting cute.

Chen Meijia was annoyed by him and said helplessly, "Oh dear, you're shaking me so much I'm about to fall apart! I made so much, there's really no way the three of us—Guan Gu, Martin, and I—can eat it all. You're getting a good deal."

"Meijia, you are truly my second parents, a modern-day Guanyin Bodhisattva! May good people live a peaceful life, how many... um? What does this mean?"

Lu Ziqiao, who was singing halfway through, was stunned when he saw Chen Meijia rubbing her fingers back and forth.

"I'll eat, but pay up!" Chen Meijia spread out her small hands.

"No, you... Chen Meijia, you've gone too far! No matter what, we were in love, and you're talking to me about money? That's so hurtful!"

"Ugh~ I used to love you? I was so naive and ignorant back then! Let me tell you, Lu Ziqiao, I have no feelings for you, I only care about money!"

"...How many?"

"Hmm... let me do the math. The ribs cost me 59... the pork belly... 33... the sea bass... all together it's... 1 seven equals 7, 2 sevens equals 48, March 8th is Women's Day, May 1st is Labor Day..."

Lu Ziqiao rolled his eyes and pulled a hundred-yuan bill from his pocket.

Chen Meijia was drawn to the red banknotes and pounced on them immediately.

Lu Ziqiao raised one hand high, dodging Chen Meijia's hungry tiger pounce.

Chen Meijia jumped up and tried to reach it several times, but unfortunately, due to her height, she always fell just short.

Seeing this, she started to play the victim, pouting and saying pitifully, "Ziqiao~ you know, I spent all my savings on these~ boohoo..."

"Here you are."

Lu Ziqiao pursed his lips and lowered his hand.

"ah!"

Chen Meijia snatched it away, her bright eyes examining the hundred-yuan bill in her hand repeatedly.

With an air of dignified authority, Lu Ziqiao said, "Can I eat now?"

Chen Meijia pulled out a chair for Lu Ziqiao like a lackey, "Hehe, yes, yes, yes."

Lu Ziqiao sat down with an air of authority, took the chopsticks Chen Meijia handed him, added a piece of braised pork rib, and was about to put it in his mouth.

"etc!"

Chen Meijia suddenly stopped her.

Startled, Lu Ziqiao asked fearfully, "What are you doing? I've already paid! Chen Meijia, you can't be so shameless, you can't just ask for a higher price on the spot."

Chen Meijia rolled her eyes. "Am I that kind of person? I told you to go and call Martin first, and we'd eat together once everyone was here."

Strangely enough, Martin seems to have stayed in his room all morning and hasn't come out. Go check on him and call him over for lunch.

"oh."

Lu Ziqiao threw the braised pork ribs into his mouth, then went to Martin's bedroom door and knocked on the door.

Knock knock knock!

"Martin, Martin? Come out for dinner!"

Martin groggily woke up from his sleep on the bed.

"Martin! Open the door!"

Martin slipped out of bed, rubbing his eyes with one hand and scratching his butt with the other, and went to the door, opening it.

Looking at the person in front of him, Lü Ziqiao froze in his knocking motion, and asked in surprise, "Ma...uh...who are you?"

"What's wrong? What's wrong?"

Chen Meijia, who had been watching this place closely, jogged over.

When I saw Martin, I was completely stunned.

Child???

Could it be... Martin's child?!

The child had a chubby face with two thick, yet clever, eyebrows; his bright, expressive eyes seemed to speak volumes. His small nose and mouth, paired with his potato-shaped head, created a comical effect.

Good morning, Ziqiao, Meijia.

Martin's voice is very distinctive, a simple, slightly childlike voice with a unique tone and pace.

Lu Ziqiao asked in surprise, "You wouldn't happen to be... Martin's son, would you?"

"So cute~" Chen Meijia's eyes turned into hearts, and she picked up Martin and started to rub and tease him with her breasts.

"No, no, don't stop~~ Hehe~ Although I prefer big watermelons, it's nice to have some xiaolongbao once in a while~" Martin rubbed his rosy cheeks against the watermelon.

Chen Meijia, tickled by Martin's rubbing, laughed and said, "Baby, do you want some watermelon?"

"Mmm." Martin's face turned even redder.

Oh my god, it's so bouncy!

"Since your sister bought you a watermelon, can you let her kiss you?"

"You seem to have misunderstood me. But I love helping pretty ladies the most, here, give me a kiss." Martin Shinri tilted his head in annoyance.

"Wooden horse!"

Chen Meijia kissed Martin on the cheek, turned to look at the bewildered Lu Ziqiao, and exclaimed excitedly, "Wow~ his little face is so soft, just like a marshmallow!"

Lu Ziqiao said in an annoyed tone, "Hey, kid, what's your name? Where are you from?"

"Tsk!" Chen Meijia slapped Lu Ziqiao in dissatisfaction, then turned her face away and became gentle.

"Little friend, what's your name?"

Martin crossed his eyes and pretended to be clueless, saying, "I don't know what you're talking about."

"Put me down! Put me down now!"

Martin struggled to get down, looked up at the tall Lu Ziqiao and Chen Meijia, had a bad feeling, and ran back to his room.

boom!

close the door.

Lu Ziqiao and Chen Meijia looked at each other in bewilderment.

What's going on?

Martin ran back to his room, stood in front of the full-length mirror, and looked at himself in the mirror.

"Crayon Shin-chan?"

"Things are starting to get interesting~" Martin stroked his chin.

Martin opened the closet, put on a classic red t-shirt and yellow shorts, and skillfully stepped out of the bedroom door.

Lu Ziqiao and Chen Meijia, who were eavesdropping outside the door, were taken aback and chuckled awkwardly.

Lu Ziqiao glanced into the room and asked, "Little Potato, where's your dad?"

"You have bad breath," Martin said, pinching his nose and making a disgusted face.

???

Lu Ziqiao instinctively covered his mouth.

"Your father and I are like brothers, and he is also your elder. You are being very rude."

Martin said in a Taiwanese accent, "Your name is Lu Ziqiao, male, 25 years old, you like to deceive big-breasted, brainless, naive girls, you're a womanizer, aren't you?"

"Hahaha... Yes, yes, that's so true!"

Chen Meijia laughed so hard she almost fell over, finding Martin more and more pleasing to the eye.

Lu Ziqiao was exasperated, his face darkening. "Who said that? That's slander! Kid, I'm warning you, don't slander me!"

Ignoring Lu Ziqiao's powerless rage, Martin immediately turned to Chen Meijia and said, "Chen Meijia, female, 21 years old, an anime/manga fan, likes reading comics, buying dolls, and opposing Lu Ziqiao. Currently, your relationship is... a fake couple..."

Lu Ziqiao stopped Martin from continuing, exclaiming in despair, "Hey! You've got me covered! Little ancestor, who are you anyway?"

"Let me introduce myself. My name is Shin-chan, I'm five years old, my favorite color is white, and my favorite underwear design is Action Kamen!"

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