LRAB Chapter 82 Overall Rating: 79! The Great Battle of the Reds is Here! This Time It's the Strolli
Chapter 82 Overall Rating: 79! The Great Battle of the Reds is Here! This Time It's the Strolli
Chapter 82 Overall Rating: 79! The Great Battle of the Reds is Here! This Time It's the Strolling Emperor vs. the Biting Emperor?! (Combined)
For Shawcross, Manchester United is a very special place.
It would be a lie to say that he has no attachment to this place.
This is Manchester United!
It is a huge stage where countless geniuses flock to, hoping to make a name for themselves.
That's why, as someone who was eliminated, Shawcross couldn't help but feel resentful when he saw those true prodigies shining brightly.
However, Liu Yi proved with his strength why he could stand firm in Manchester United even when he was just strolling around on the field.
Unfortunately, Manchester United's defense was indeed not very strong.
Walters, the other striker in Stoke City's strike partnership, stepped up to help the home team score another goal.
In stoppage time, Fletcher, who had made a late run, scored with a single shot.
Helped Manchester United stage a "victorious escape" in Britannia.
2—2.
Both teams have four wins and one draw, but Manchester United has a better goal difference.
At least for now, the sky over Manchester is still red.
[Match: Premier League Round 5, Stoke City vs. Manchester United]
[Host rating: 9.1 points, played for 45 minutes and 30 seconds, 1 goal]
[Evaluating the performance based on user feedback.]
[Evaluation complete. You have earned 40 Baidu Tieba experience points!]
Liu Yi's performance was still good, with a goal and active playmaking.
However, because Manchester United failed to secure a victory, the experience gained was less valuable.
Liu Yi now has 80 Tieba experience points.
Should I try my luck with a Black Iron Badge?
After hesitating for a moment, Liu Yi decided to save up some more.
After all, the Black Iron Badge offers only a limited boost and may have significant side effects.
only?
Why did the second bronze badge lottery turn into 200 Tieba experience points?!
So you're copying some tiered lottery system, huh?!
With the Stoke City match over, Manchester United's September schedule is nearing its end.
In the second round of the Champions League group stage, the team will play away against Galati Steel.
Liu Yi, who was sent off with a red card and will be suspended for one more match, did not travel with the team to Romania.
Manchester United struggled away from home.
They only managed to secure three points thanks to a penalty converted by Rooney.
In another match, Real Madrid won 2-0 at home against Ajax. After two rounds, their current points standings are as follows:
曼联2/0/06分4/2
皇马1/0/13分4/3
阿贾克斯1/0/13分2/2
加拉茨钢铁0/0/20分0/3
Back at home, in the sixth round of the Premier League, Manchester United continued their recent style of narrow, "economical" victories.
Nani and Anderson's goals crushed the Canaries.
The lead in the standings has widened back to two points.
Of course, such a victory did not satisfy all Manchester United fans.
Some fans bluntly stated after the match that the content was dull and lacked persuasiveness.
They're playing cautiously against a relegation-threatened team, showing none of the composure of a Premier League champion.
But another group of fans who were determined to support their team responded bluntly: "Just tell me whether you won or not."
The sluggishness on the field stemmed from the lack of a solid ball-controlling midfielder.
Wesley Sneijder, a highly anticipated transfer target during the summer transfer window, has now disappeared without a trace.
In his latest commentary, Mirror columnist Brian Reid put forward a bold idea: "If Manchester United cannot find a suitable midfield piece in the winter transfer window, why not simply let Rooney play in the number 10 position that he has always wanted, while fully unleashing Liu Yi's attacking talent on the front line?"
Liu Yi left a comment in Reed's comment section.
"I think Paul Pogba is good; he can definitely develop into an excellent midfield maestro."
Brian Reed: "You're right, but his most important issue right now is to gain ten pounds so he doesn't collapse at the slightest touch."
October has arrived in the blink of an eye, and the international match days are here again.
On the last international match day, Liu Yi and the reserve team "hosted" the visiting Little Rizhi, thrashing them 5-0.
However, during this period, various competitions are in full swing.
They no longer have a peaceful life to live.
In the gym at the training base, the three brothers spontaneously gathered together and began strength training.
In professional football, physical fitness is paramount.
It's no longer realistic to expect someone to achieve big wins with small investments like Lingard did in his early years.
"I feel like I've grown taller again!"
Pogba excitedly moved closer to Liu Yi and gestured.
"He's definitely over 1.83 meters tall now—maybe even taller!"
He has grown three centimeters in the past year and is very likely to continue to grow taller.
"You play midfield, so being a little tall isn't a big deal. Vieira, Gullit, and Rijkaard are all very tall. I'm different. If I were any taller, it would affect my agility."
Liu Yi knew them all like the back of his hand.
In reality, these three are useful in football games, since games can't simulate the center of gravity of real players.
Lingard remained silent to the side.
He is half a year older than Pogba and is now an adult.
As a result, his height is only 166 cm.
The three people standing together look like the Chinese character "凹".
Liu Yi noticed Lin Jiade's disappointment.
"It's alright, second brother. There's an old Chinese saying: 'At 23, you leap up; at 25, you beat the drum.'"
However, 166 is indeed a bit too low.
I don't know if growth hormone injections will still be effective at this age.
Heave-ho, heave-ho!
First came the bench press, followed by barbell rows.
Liu Yi today is no longer the weak and helpless rookie he once was.
The muscles in the body reflected in the mirror are clearly defined and sharp.
It rose and fell slightly with each breath.
Even the V-line around her waist was faintly visible.
After several days of intensive strength training, Liu Yi improved two of his attributes.
[Confrontation 73-74↑]
[Shot power 79-80↑]
Overall rating: 79!
A shooting skill of 85 combined with a shooting power of 80.
Liu Yi felt he could kick Morrison to the ground and make him look like a ginseng cosplayer.
The international match day has ended.
The players are returning one after another.
"Why do I feel like you've gotten a bit more muscular?"
Handsome Brother squinted and looked his beloved disciple up and down.
I casually pinched his bulging biceps.
Liu Yi chuckled and stretched his shoulders: "Get rid of the feeling."
"Something's not right—you're not seeing someone else, are you? I've never seen you this active before."
"Huh? No, there isn't."
No, I don't believe it.
Indeed, many young models have sent private messages hoping to have a one-night stand with Yi Di.
However, Liu Yi believes that distance makes the heart grow fonder.
It's best to be cautious with this kind of thing.
After all, foreign women are generally more open-minded.
One wrong move and you'll find yourself thinking, "Oh dear, it's nothing serious, it won't be warts, the probability is urinary tract infection!"
If you really have an idea, the target should be someone with a relatively high profile.
For example, Elizabeth Olsen or Emilia Clarke would be good choices.
2011 10 Month 15 Day.
Premier League Round 7.
The entire Manchester United team departed for the coastal city of Liverpool.
The highly anticipated English national derby is here!
As the bus bearing the Red Devils logo drove into the Anfield district.
Police presence along the route was noticeably increased, as if facing a major threat.
The frenzied Kop fans were itching to swarm the Manchester United bus and throw everything they could get their hands on.
The rivalry between Liverpool and Manchester United.
In short, it is the transfer of urban-regional conflicts in the field of football during the process of economic development.
One side has a good harbor.
The other party has resources.
Neither side would back down, and the situation ultimately became irreconcilable.
Pre-match press conference.
Liverpool have been ineligible for the title in recent years.
But this does not prevent Sir Alex Ferguson from believing that Liverpool is still Manchester United's biggest enemy.
They might even surpass upstarts like Chelsea and Manchester City.
"Manchester City may undergo significant changes in the coming years, but I still doubt whether the derby can be compared to the Manchester United vs. Liverpool match."
After all, it was the lord who said "noisy neighbors".
If you're going to be stubborn, you'll just have to see it through to the end.
"I have great respect for Dalglish, but during my time at Manchester United, we had nine players receive red cards at Anfield, which is an unusual number for Manchester United. It just shows how special the atmosphere was there."
the other side.
What Dalglish is doing is relieving the pressure on the players.
"People say this is the most important game of the season, but I don't think any game is important or insignificant."
"It's just a regular game; a win would give us three points. This isn't a personal battle between me and Ferguson; it's a match between two clubs."
Yes, beating Stoke City and Norwich also resulted in three points.
Even beating Manchester United would be a 3-point victory.
An attempt was made to prove that there is no difference between "Android 3 points" and "Apple 3 points".
However, the fervent Kop members don't care about any of this.
Anfield South Stand!
Also known as the KOP stands.
It is the most representative standing stand in UEFA and even the world.
Accompanied by the rousing melody of "You Il Never Walk Alone".
A giant TIFO slowly unfolded.
The Liverpool bird, a symbol of the Liverpool spirit, soars through the air.
The air in the players' tunnel seemed to freeze.
The players from both sides stood in silent formation, deliberately avoiding eye contact.
Even if they are teammates on the national team, they would never speak at this moment.
"Old Sina Sports! Old Sina Sports fans!"
Good evening, everyone!
"Welcome everyone to a key match in the 7th round of the 11/12 English Premier League season!"
Liverpool, hosting Manchester United at Anfield!
"This is Zhan Jun, along with Zhang Zhi, bringing you commentary for the live stream!"
Zhang Zhi chuckled.
He only recently joined Sina.
Partnering with Zhan Jun, one is calm and passionate, while the other provides insightful guidance.
Their back-and-forth banter was hilarious and created a fantastic show.
Therefore, for important matches in the future, we will simply arrange for these two to provide commentary together.
"Here are the starting lineups for both sides!"
Liverpool (4-2-3-1)
门将：25—雷纳四后卫：34—凯利、23—卡拉格、37—斯科特尔、3—恩里克双后腰：26—亚当、21—卢卡斯三前场：18—库伊特、8—杰拉德、19—唐宁单箭头：7—苏亚雷斯曼联（4—5—1）
门将：1—德赫亚四后卫：12—斯马林、5—费迪南德、6—埃文斯、3—埃弗拉五中场：11—吉格斯、24—弗莱彻、4—菲尔—琼斯、13—朴智星、18—阿什利—扬单箭头：19—刘逸拿到首发阵容后，球迷们议论纷纷。
[Jeremy is finally back! Let's leave no regrets and take that damn Barclays Cup!]
[Rooney not playing? It seems UEFA's ban has really had a significant impact on him.]
[What kind of weird formation is this, Sir Alex? Big Phil playing in midfield? Is this a four-man or five-man defense?]
[This match features a lone striker for both Yi Jianlian and Liverpool. Suarez is infamous for his tendency to bite shoulders, so it's a battle between the "Walking Emperor" and the "Biting Emperor"!]
A whistle blew.
Game start.
Liu Yi had expected this to be a spectacular offensive battle.
As a result, both sides seemed to have returned to the "Stone Age," competing to send long passes from the flanks to the middle.
The scene was filled with confrontation, and every player's first reaction was to kick the person—no, the ball—into the air.
8 minutes.
Ferdinand fouled Liverpool midfielder Lucas right outside the penalty area.
The referee promptly awarded a free kick.
Gerrard stands in front of the ball.
It seems the Liverpool captain is ready.
Despite Liverpool's recent run of bad luck, with Benitez, the director of the "Istanbul Miracle," ending up like Li Longji (a famous Chinese comedian), and after "Grandpa Ho" took over, he could only barely keep Liverpool in the top six. In the end, new owner Henry had no choice but to ask veteran manager Dalglish to come out of retirement.
It's worth noting that the last time "The King" managed Liverpool was in 1985.
De Gea stood ready in front of the goal.
The "Double De" were renowned for their skills, and free kicks were one of their signature moves, so they were not to be underestimated.
"Move five centimeters to the left!"
A long-standing traditional tactic for free kicks is to place one player in the wall, dodge the ball the instant it is kicked, and leave a gap in the wall.
Its scientific name is "wall demolition".
However, this tactic is not very discreet. After all, if you blend into the enemy's wall of people, everyone will know that you're up to no good.
Li Kee's tactic, however, has proven effective time and again.
Because the executor's name is Suarez.
Standing behind the human wall, they didn't interfere with the wall itself. Instead, they jumped around in front of De Gea, striking poses and wildly twisting their hips.
If it were Asuka-sensei Liu Yi, she might have some feeling about it.
But what if it's Suarez?
It felt like a round-faced, bespectacled man with a thick beard was doing pole dancing.
The whistle blew.
Gerrard slowly started the engine.
He raised his right foot high and unleashed a powerful free kick.
Giggs, standing in the wall of players, saw the ball heading straight for his abdomen and instinctively dodged.
And it was this dodge that created a gap in the human wall.
The ball whistled through the crack and into the near corner.
De Gea, who was originally planning to make a save at the far corner, stood there dumbfounded with an incredulous look on his face.
At that moment, he felt like Gin from Detective Conan.
The people around him are either undercover agents or loyal but incompetent vodka.
Anfield Stadium erupted in cheers.
The cheers of the landslide and tsunami almost blew the roof off.
Gerrard excitedly kissed the team badge after scoring the goal.
Open your palm and extend your five fingers.
"Wuzhishan" is not the Pique version.
Rather, it symbolizes Liverpool's five European Cup titles, which are unparalleled in England.
He then made his signature celebration gesture.
It strode forward and then glided towards the corner flag.
Zhan Jun tried his best to control his emotions.
As a commentator, he must be "absolutely neutral".
Of course, national team matches are an exception.
"Goal!"
"Gerrard! After recovering from a groin injury, he has made a triumphant return!"
"It's worth mentioning that this goal is of great historical significance, as it was Liverpool's 1200th Premier League goal. The fact that it was scored by the Reds' captain and spiritual leader makes it even more meaningful!"
"KOPs, how can you not be moved to tears seeing this!"
Ferguson frowned.
He had already sensed something was wrong.
After Fernando Torres left, Luis Suarez, the Uruguayan who came from the Dutch Eredivisie and took over the number 9 jersey, has faded into obscurity.
However, his role in the penalty area is top-notch.
Especially that sneaky movement.
It looks just like my own number 19!
After taking the lead, the home team continued their offensive onslaught.
Liverpool's corner kick opportunity.
Suarez, who was wandering in the penalty area, covered his mouth and suddenly shouted.
"Um... um..."
'
Liu Yi looked puzzled.
Which one is that?
And when will Suarez, a Uruguayan, be able to speak Chinese?
Nobody in the Liverpool team taught them "Nima" and "Shark Arm".
Immediately afterwards, Liu Yi saw Evra glaring at him angrily.
Those angry eyes looked like they wanted to devour him alive.
It dawned on me.
It turns out it was referring to "Sunshine, Rainbow, and Little White Horse".
But doesn't Suarez know that the Premier League has the strictest control over racial discrimination in the world?
Such blatant behavior, and the referee just turned a blind eye?!
In reality, Suarez is like a problem student playing on his phone in class. When he does these dirty tricks, he avoids the referee and deliberately tries to mess with the opponent's mentality when things are chaotic or when they are far away.
However, Liu Yi was not surprised.
You can't expect a non-human who likes to bite people's necks to have a high moral standard.
Suarez and Liu Yi exchanged glances.
Taking advantage of the chaos, Suarez extended two index fingers and gently pulled upwards at the corner of his eye.
The movement was very subtle, but it didn't escape Liu Yi's eyes.
Many foreigners' discrimination against Asians stems from this action.
After he finished, Suarez grinned.
It seems that this kind of thing is commonplace for him.
Unexpectedly, Liu Yi also covered his mouth.
"Zombie! Mad dog!"
Suarez was taken aback: "What did you say?"
"I said, you're like a zombie and a mad dog."
Liu Yi stared at him, speaking steadily.
"Because only zombies and rabid dogs bite people indiscriminately."