LRAB Chapter 185 Mutated Sludge? Green? Perhaps we should register it?
Chapter 185 Mutated Sludge? Green? Perhaps we should register it?
Chapter 185 Mutated Sludge? Green? Could it be... maybe we should go and register it! (Please subscribe)
"Who just said this thing looks like a capitalist's?"
Ye Yinchuan couldn't help but chuckle.
That gentleman's top hat and that charming mustache really have that vibe.
If it also had a monocle, it would be perfect.
The most outrageous thing is the way these Pokémon operate.
If you look closely, you'll find that the "Gallar" double-shot gas is in the very center.
The tattered bags and gas bombs stepped forward one by one in order, releasing gas clouds containing toxic energy.
Galer's double-barreled gas cannon opened its mouth and inhaled the gas cloud.
Then he made a threatening sound towards the person in front of him.
Ye Yinchuan used his "Listening Heart" to confirm the situation and was quite surprised.
"Hello, announcer, you said this is double-shot gas, but it's not your average double-shot gas... What, what's going on? What is it doing?"
The person on the other end of the line looked completely bewildered.
"Can't you see? This is double-explosive gas, capitalist style!"
Ye Yinchuan sighed softly.
"what?"
[Not a buddy, but a real capitalist?]
[666, are there capitalists in Pokémon now?]
Not only were the people on the other end of the call confused, but the viewers in the live stream were also completely bewildered.
"Just kidding. Actually, this is a mutation of Weezing. Don't be fooled by its appearance as a poison gas Pokémon. In fact, they can absorb polluted air and toxins and then exhale fresh air from the top of their heads."
Ye Yinchuan explained.
"Doesn't that mean that Pokémon can, to some extent, purify the air? One of the serious problems with our landfill is that the toxic gases produced by the fermentation of garbage pollute the air."
If we could make good use of this mutated dual-explosive gas, wouldn't we be able to achieve zero emissions?
The person on the other end of the line's eyes lit up, as if they were thinking about the achievement they were about to make.
Of course, it's not really for air purification and environmental protection, but rather to ensure that their landfill meets various inspection standards.
He also considered that if this mutated double-explosive gas could be utilized, mass-produced, and deployed on a large scale…
Wouldn't he make a fortune?
Judging from the tone of the person on the other end of the line, Ye Yinchuan could roughly guess what he was thinking.
And you, my friend, you are the real capitalist!
"Theoretically, that's true, but there are too many uncontrollable factors. The toxic gas surrounding this mutated double-explosive gas has a higher concentration and greater toxicity. Even inhaling just a little bit can cause complete paralysis and render you unable to move. It's somewhat like a neurotoxin, and in severe cases, it can directly lead to death."
Moreover, this mutation is unstable, making it difficult to mass-produce and reproduce it.
Ye Yinchuan's implication was that you should give up on that idea.
This Double Weezing is, in addition to being in Galarian form.
For Ye Yinchuan, there is another point worth noting, and that is its control panel.
Poison Gas Pokémon: Weezing
[Level: 38]
[Attributes: Poison, Fairy]
[Gender: Male]
[Racial stats: A-rank (490)]
Individual Value: Grade A (168)
【Property: Chemically changeable gas】
[Personality: Steady]
[Evolutionary Path: Gas Bomb - Double Gas Bomb]
[Skills: Double Strike, Magical Steam, Clear Fog, Hot Wind, Fragrant Mist, Poison Gas, Impact, Turbid Fog, Black Fog, Smoke Screen, Clearing Smoke, Malicious Pursuit, Sludge Attack, Fairy Wind, Self-Destruct, Sludge Bomb]
Status: Comfortable
[Trait: Capitalist]
When this Pokémon was still a Koffing, it witnessed the exploitation of workers by human capitalists and learned certain lessons from it.
It later evolved into a dual-explosive gas bomb, with an even stronger need for toxins. It controlled nearby burlap sacks and gas bombs, driving them to work for it, collecting more toxins and toxic gases in the junkyard to give to it.
Therefore, this Pokémon possesses the ability to lead and exploit other weaker Poison-type Pokémon, and its own level-up speed will be very fast.
When Ye Yinchuan first saw the "Special Traits" section, he thought he had misread it.
Look closely, and his expression is subtle and fascinating.
After hesitating for a long time, he finally said, "This is double-explosive gas, a capitalist form."
Such a trait is indeed outrageous.
But if you think about it carefully, Pokémon do have the ability to learn and imitate.
This technique is often used when guiding Pokémon to use moves they have already mastered but do not use unconsciously.
Take a recent example, when Ye Yinchuan guided the little Munchlax to use "Cold Water".
Therefore, it's not entirely unreasonable for gas bombs to imitate capitalists.
The main reason is probably that this gas bomb has the genes of the Galarian form, which means that after evolution, it will have fairy attributes.
Although it's also quite outrageous.
But fairies... seem to be quite intelligent. They've been influenced by what they see and hear, so it's reasonable that they've learned the capitalists' ways.
When Ye Yinchuan revealed the truth that "this double-explosive gas is peeling away the broken bag and the gas bomb," and briefly explained the principle behind it.
The live stream chat exploded with comments again.
[666, I thought you were joking, are you serious?]
So it really is just a capitalist system?
How ironic! It turns out it's a capitalist Pokémon, nurtured by capitalists themselves!
"..."
The person connecting isn't stupid; knowing it's a live stream, they can naturally understand what the comments are saying.
However, he was just pretending to be stupid from beginning to end.
Everyone knows that in China, the word "capitalist" is not a very positive one.
They typically refer to themselves as entrepreneurs.
anyway.
Some strange things at the landfill.
For example, the rip-off bags and gas bombs multiply rapidly and increase in number; for example, these Pokémon appear in the junkyard day and night, disrupting normal work.
The reasons for these events have now been clarified.
It was because of the emergence of this capitalist-style double-barreled gas tanker.
That's right, the rapid proliferation of the broken bags and gas bombs was also caused by this double-gauge gas bomb.
Ye Yinchuan heard it when he was listening to his inner voice.
The two-ball gas company stated that if they could not deliver a sufficient amount of poison gas every day, they could reproduce and let their offspring share the burden.
That's so capitalist!
After all, without population, there is no labor force; without labor force, who can be exploited?
As for why it appears in the garbage dump to forage at any time of day, it's simply because it's being exploited. Not only is the toxins it absorbs not enough to satisfy its hunger, but it also has to supply this double-explosive gas.
Is this a fairy? This is a demon!
"So, streamer, is there any chance I can tame this mutated double-explosive gas? Even if it doesn't reproduce, wouldn't putting it in our junkyard create...fresh air?"
You mean to say, generate profits, right?
[If this guy manages to capture it, with capitalist trainers and capitalist Pokémon combined, I can't even imagine what this junkyard would become...]
Humans exploiting humans, Pokémon exploiting Pokémon, huh? Fine, fine... I feel like the streetlights are empty, lacking some decoration!
Ye Yinchuan shook his head:
"Forget it. Although your two bodyguards are decent, this double-explosive gas bomb is almost level 40, and it has so many broken bags and gas grenades at its disposal. You're no match for it... The key is that if this double-explosive gas bomb is pushed too far, it will self-destruct. Are you scared?"
Upon hearing this, the person on the other end of the line changed their expression:
"Then I..."
"It's simple, just report it to the Pokémon Center, right?"
Ye Yinchuan stated that professional matters should be handled by professionals.
Although he was somewhat confident that he could help deal with this double-explosive gas, why would he do it?
Does this allow the "landfill manager" to better exploit his employees?
Besides, what if the level 38 Double Gas with its self-destruct attack actually fails?
I can't possibly get involved in this mess.
"..."
The person on the other end hesitated, saying, "Don't streamers usually help catch Pokémon like this when other people encounter them?"
Why does the style change when it comes to him?
"Hey streamer, I can send you ten Master Balls, if you can help me..."
The person on the other end of the line seemed to realize something and gave him a knowing look.
But Ye Yinchuan waved his hand:
"This isn't a problem with the Master Ball. I don't understand these two Weezing Gas. Go get the Pokémon Center right away! With so much gas here, if something unexpected happens, or if it comes into contact with an open flame... your junkyard will be ruined!"
As is customary, if the Pokémon Center were involved, this Weezing would definitely be placed under their control, and it would have nothing to do with the person who made the call.
The informant must have thought of this as well, and wanted to keep the double-explosive gas.
No problem, I've already registered you with the Pokémon Center. Uncle Hat will be here soon, you're welcome!
Seeing this comment, Ye Yinchuan knew he didn't need to worry anymore; the netizens were too kind.
"That's settled then. Don't do anything rash. Wait for the Pokémon Center to arrive."
Ye Yinchuan gave a couple more reminders and then ended the call.
Seeing that the other party hadn't even given a gift, Ye Yinchuan didn't pay much attention to it.
When someone who exploits their employees by any means necessary will not be of any use to you, do you expect them to give you benefits voluntarily?
"Without further ado, family members, would you like to invite the next dream chaser? Anyone want to have their Pokémon appraised?"
@Female celebrity Ruby:
[Host, I have a particularly smelly mud here, could you please identify it?]
Ye Yinchuan raised an eyebrow upon seeing this comment.
A particularly foul-smelling mud?
Is he not going to give himself another Alolan form?
Ye Yinchuan had figured out the pattern.
During my live streams, many of the so-called "mutated" or "special" Pokémon I encountered were most likely regional forms from the original Pokémon lore.
That's not wrong, because regional morphology is itself a kind of adaptive variation.
It seems I have an inexplicable connection with Poison-type Pokémon today.
he asked:
How special is it?
@Female celebrity Ruby:
It doesn't smell bad at all, but it emits a pungent, extremely foul odor when it eats. It's small in size, has a smooth surface, and its color is different from ordinary stinky mud...
Looking at the other party's description, Ye Yinchuan was also searching in his mind for possibilities that could be compatible with it.
"It doesn't smell bad, and the color is different... Could it be Alolan Muk? But Alolan Muk shouldn't be small, right?"
Just as Ye Yinchuan was thinking this, he heard the other person say:
"Its color is green."
green?
Ye Yinchuan was just trying to get rid of the Alola Muk, but then this green thing came out, and it matched up perfectly?
It's impossible to be wrong, Alolan Muk is green.
Could it be some unexpected trait?
It seems I still know too little about Pokémon in this world; every time a streamer broadcasts, it's an eye-opener for me.
Even her! I'm quite curious about that green, smelly slime!
Ye Yinchuan nodded and selected to connect.
[Connection successful!]
With the prompt, a scene appeared before Ye Yinchuan's eyes, and the other party had already pointed the camera at that special "smelly mud".
This... is completely different from the mud I imagined!
"Impossible, this isn't mud! Mud doesn't look like this..."
[It's kind of cute, and if it didn't smell bad, I'd be tempted to give it a squeeze! It feels like squeezing it would be really relaxing!]
Looking at this "stinky mud," Ye Yinchuan couldn't help but laugh.
Okay, he's overthinking it.
This isn't some kind of Alolan Grimer; it's a completely different Pokémon.
Even their appearances are quite different.
But probably not many people know this Pokémon, so they would associate it with a mutated Grimer.
"Host, do you think my Muddy is a mutation? I feel like its mouth is really small, pouty, and super cute. Its two hands also look like its mouth, all soft and squishy."
Am I the only one who thinks they look like three pairs of cat testicles?
[Upstairs, now that you mention it, it's unbearable to look at!]
"Cat testicles? Ah!"
At first, the female celebrity Ruby didn't realize what the netizens were talking about, but after realizing what they were saying, she couldn't help but turn pale.
She would often touch and tease it with her hands.
Did you stick that yellow feather on your head on yourself?
"No, it's part of its body. I tried to pull it off, but it resisted, so I didn't succeed."
Ye Yinchuan nodded; there was no need for further confirmation.
"I already know what kind of Pokémon this is. Does it have a black parallelogram behind it, and then a small tail?"
"Yeah, yeah, how did you know? You're amazing, streamer! Wait, you mean it's not mud?"
Ye Yinchuan nodded:
"Of course it's not Grimer. This little guy's name is Meltbane. Although it's also a Poison-type Pokémon, it's not as dirty as Grimer."
The reason they emit a pungent odor when eating is because their gastric juices are extremely acidic, reacting violently with the food to produce a pungent smell, similar to concentrated sulfuric acid.
Ye Yinchuan admired the appearance of the melting beast.
Coincidentally, this is also a Pokémon in software.
No wonder it would be mistaken for stinky mud by those who don't know it.
But it's not muddy; it's teardrop-shaped.
For most people, it's much cuter than mud.
As long as you don't eat, you won't smell bad and you won't carry bacteria on your body!
"By the way, host, I have a question. This child doesn't seem to be very bright. It doesn't understand some of the instructions I give it. What could be the reason for that?"
In response to the young woman's question, Ye Yinchuan said:
"If you remove the 'seems like' part, it's a Pokémon that's not very smart, because most of its body is its stomach, and it only has a tiny bit of a brain and heart."
"However, its stomach is exceptionally developed, capable of swallowing something its own size in one bite. Its gastric juices can dissolve almost anything..."
The girl seemed to realize something after hearing this:
"Oh no, I was wondering why one of our dumbbells suddenly disappeared. Did it eat it?"
[This feels a bit scary. Does it mean if you put a hand in, it would dissolve very quickly?]
Sigh, looking at those pouty little lips, I was actually thinking of something a little bolder!
[Upstairs...]
[Isn't that a bit of an exaggeration? Its lips are so small, how wide can its mouth open?]
Upon seeing the last comment, Ye Yinchuan shook his head and smiled wryly:
"I can't do anything with you guys, little sister. Show them what it's like for you, this 'melting beast,' to eat."
Upon hearing this, the contact person brought over a large steamed bun and placed it in front of the melting beast.
Then the camera is aimed.
The next moment, the seemingly harmless melting beast suddenly opened its mouth wide.
In that instant, it was as if even his body had been stretched out, like a gaping maw, a bottomless abyss...
The steamed bun went into my mouth like a clay ox sinking into the sea, just like those Wangzai mini steamed buns.
The key is its powerful gastric juice secretion.
Accompanied by a sound and gas resembling the corrosive effect of concentrated sulfuric acid, the steamed bun instantly dissolved and vanished without a trace!
Holy crap! It's so big?! This is insane!
[That's pretty scary, it feels like it could eat a baby in one meal!]
I'm sorry, streamer, I shouldn't have questioned you...
Looking at the appearance of the melting beast's dry rice, Ye Yinchuan's eyelids twitched wildly.
Indeed, this thing seems quite dangerous.
"Hey girl, how about we go and register this?"
"Huh? Registration? I thought something this small didn't need to be registered."
"Shouldn't you think about this carefully? You can handle all those weights and dumbbells, do you need to register them?"
[Girl, listen to the streamer, you shouldn't keep this Pokémon as a pet! What if it gets hungry one night while you're sleeping, comes to your bedside, and thinks your head is a big steamed bun...]
[Upstairs, please stop talking, I'm scared... This is so terrifying, a splatter of blood...]
4K6 update is here, I'm running out of time! My head is spinning, that's all for today, I can't take it anymore! I owe 13,000 words! The Alola Double Weezing storyline is over! The Melting Beast storyline is basically over!
(End of this chapter)