Genshin Impact: The Recorder of All Things

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Never underestimate the wisdom of a Fool's Enforcer, even if he seems like a brute.

Prince Tartaglia is always intelligent, he just doesn't use it much. (Kiana sends her congratulations~)

If there's nothing fishy going on here, then his Ajax name should be spelled backwards!

But what's the catch here? How can I get onto that shady path and obtain the Heart of God?

The young master has been thinking about this all the way, but he still can't figure out what to do.

"The Empress didn't even give a hint..."

In order to avoid being beaten to death, the young master arrived in Liyue ahead of time, intending to become a familiar face so that he could at least keep his life if he got beaten up.

The young master is not afraid of death. He would not care if he died in battle, but being tortured to death by a god is not a battle. To a god, that would be like crushing an ant.

Surely no one would dare to defy the gods? Really?

(PhD: I've tested it myself, it doesn't matter~)

(Woman: Don't look at me! What are you looking at me for?!)

But before arriving at Liyue Harbor, fighting with a Celestial shouldn't be a bad thing, right? Probably... Well, it's definitely not good to be a newcomer.

The young master sheathed his fighting spirit. "Friend, say something!"

"No."

Uchiha Itachi thought about the Sage Mode he had been given and found a way to purify the filth. Regardless of the presence of the young master, he cast a spell to purify the earth, but most of the filth was absorbed by himself.

The young master squinted: "How terrifying~"

Even though he absorbed the demon's resentment and filth into his body, this battle maniac didn't change, or perhaps he wouldn't even dare to be tainted by it.

With this stuff inside his body, he can't even go home to see his family.

Are the Yakshas of Liyue really that ruthless?

Seeing the constant twitching on Itachi's cold face, the young master knew that this was no ordinary pain.

Uchiha Itachi doesn't admit to being a Sage Yaksha, but I think that only a sage could endure such suffering in Liyue.

"Young Master Tadalia?"

"Does the immortal know me?"

Itachi Uchiha did not deny it; this was the title he desired now—not the Sage of the Ninja World, but the Sage revered for protecting Liyue.

He shook his head slightly, then looked sharply at the young master. "An envoy from the Kingdom of Winter? Heh, you'd better not let me find out what you're doing to harm Liyue, or you'll know whether the gun in my hand is sharp or not."

This self-pitying guy was won over by the gratitude of the villagers in Liyue that night, and found a reason to live.

With his spiral spear in hand, Itachi Uchiha stopped looking at the young master and flew away. He had many meaningful things to do.

Young Master: "...It was really difficult for me to hold back from making a move."

Given this attitude, if I weren't afraid of being beaten by Zhong Gui, I would have already taken action.

P.S.: Please stop arguing in the comments. It was my fault. I made a silly comment a couple of days ago, and many people saw it and helped me.

I'm a failure, everyone knows that. I'm hoping to attract more newcomers to improve my performance, and a great comment section is key to attracting newcomers.

Thank you all for your support. Everyone who has read this far is supporting this failure. I know I have many shortcomings, and it's hard to correct what I did before. I will work even harder from now on.

Feel free to share any ideas you have, I'm open to making changes.

Just like some friends said to kill Itachi, I think the same way. What Itachi God? I really don't like him. I didn't kill him because of Xiao.

I can explain the minor issues you raised, and I can also make some changes.

Thank you all so much for your support. I check the comments section every few days because I know my own level and I'm afraid of being criticized.

This passage has a rather cryptic tone, like, "We are ready to fight to the death, why has Your Majesty surrendered first?" Wait a minute! Am I His Majesty? Hehehe~ Your Majesty shamelessly begs for monthly tickets, recommendations, and rewards.

Chapter 158 Liyue's First Lantern Festival Evening

People from Liyue have no manners!

The young master suppressed his urge to chase after them and fight, and returned to the Fools' Squad.

We've already passed Mount Tianheng; Liyue Harbor isn't far away.

"The journey to Liyue is fraught with uncertainty," the young master sighed. "Well, in Liyue parlance, that's how it should be said."

----after a while----

“It’s so prosperous!”

Young Master has been to many places, but this is the first time he has seen one as bustling as Liyue Harbor.

No wonder it's the richest country in Teyvat.

But... who is that person?

Kiana and her companions passed by on the street, and the young master stared at Bronya with suspicion.

"???"

……

"Zhong Gui, look! This is it!"

Hu Tao pulled Zhong Gui into a shop, where there were beautiful clothes everywhere.

Zhong Gui waved his hand and said, "Boss, bring them all to try!"

Even the usually stern Shen He smiled, let alone Hu Tao.

Shen He is not like he used to be. He dares not eat anything, for fear that he will lose the will to return to the mountain to cultivate. He dares not wear anything, for fear that he will miss the mortal world.

Eat and drink as you please, don't worry about anything.

"How about this?" Shen He picked up a formal dress and held it up in front of him.

Zhong Gui nodded. "That's good. It would be even better if it were blue."

"What about me? What about me?"

Hu Tao picked up a matching set and looked at Zhong Gui expectantly.

"Hmm... Tao, this isn't suitable for us." Zhong Gui glanced at the overflowing rice bowl, then quickly picked up a cheongsam from beside her. "How about this?"

"Advisor, you have an excellent eye! This is our shop's signature 'Fire Butterfly' design; absolutely no two are the same. Master Hu will definitely not be wearing the same thing as anyone else!"

The shopkeeper next to them knew a few of them, but that wasn't important; there weren't many people in Liyue Harbor who didn't know them.

Zhong Gui glanced at the cheongsam he had casually picked up and realized that it really suited Hu Tao quite well.

The dark red and black complement each other perfectly, with a slightly brighter red on top that resembles a winter plum blossom or a butterfly. The lower half of the cheongsam only reaches the knees, and the sleeves do not reach the elbows.

The clothes are quite pretty; Hu Tao took a liking to them at first sight.

Zhong Gui suddenly realized that it was only fifteen days into the Lunar New Year, but looking at the weather outside... well, it won't be cold. Even if Hu Tao wasn't a god and was just an ordinary person, winter in Liyue wasn't that cold. To see snow here, you had to go to specific places. The wind blowing through Liyue Harbor was warm from the sea, so there was generally no winter.

Then they brought out a blue and white outfit that resembled a combination of a cheongsam and a formal dress. Shen He tried it on and felt it was quite nice.

Hu Tao and Shen He used a cleansing spell, and then put the clothes they had taken out of their homes into their spatial storage.

After making their selection, the three did not leave but continued watching.

There's still someone at home. Although Gan Yu went to work overtime, the three of them haven't forgotten about her.

The three of them finally chose one that was similar in style to Shen He's. It was clear that they were taught by the same master, as they were quite similar in what suited them.

"Let's go, to Yujingtai!"

On the way, I came across a vendor selling candied hawthorns. I bought them all, carrying the sticks for sticking the candied hawthorns in one hand and holding a skewer in the other, eating as I walked.

"It tastes a bit too sweet," Shen He said after tasting it.

Like her senior, she used to eat Qingxin (a type of Chinese herbal tea). Qingxin has a unique bitter taste, and because they got used to bitterness, they now find even slightly sweet things to be sweet.

"I think it's alright. It still tastes the same after all these years."

Now, on certain days, the uncle who sells candied hawthorns will wait for her on the road leading to Walnut Village, and sell her a stick first.

After finishing speaking, Hu Tao bit into the candied hawthorn, then used her free hand to pull open her eyelids, gazing at the drooling child in the distance, "Lulu lulu~"

Zhong Gui: "You haven't grown up yet..."

Walnut: "Hehehe, I want to do this every time~"

Now that I'm all grown up, it's time to take apart other people's umbrellas.

"That's great~"

Then the child cried...

Walnut: "Run! Run!"

The three of them ran away as if they had done something wrong.

Passing by Bubulu, Hu Tao peeked around, a little disappointed that she couldn't find Qiqi. "I was thinking of giving her a string of candied hawthorns."

Since they weren't there, there was no need to linger. The three of them walked across the lotus pond, climbed the steps, and arrived at the Jade Capital Terrace.

"Hello, Grandma!" x3.

Great, the red envelope is in hand.