LRAB Chapter 371
Chapter 371
Never reason with women, because reason never exists in their dictionary.
After the morning class, Zhou Jiangnan and Su Yunche and a few dogs were going to eat together. As soon as they walked out of the college building, they saw Yunshang standing on the road leading to the cafeteria.
The black knitted outerwear had been taken off, and the bright red polka dot suspender skirt looked very conspicuous, especially the large area of snow-white in the northern hemisphere exposed outside, which made Su Yunche's eyes stare straight.
"Is this Yunshang? When did she change to Qin Manxue's style... Why is she staring at us all the time? Is she interested in me?"
"There is such a possibility. Don't you like this? Just be bold and ask."
Zhou Jiangnan knows how to have fun. The scene of Yunshang looking for him in the morning was not seen by Su Yunche.
Sure enough, Master Su cheered up and walked over, put on his signature elegant smile, and greeted Yunshang:
"Yunshang, are you waiting for someone here?"
"Yes."
Yunshang smiled sweetly at him, and the two crescent moons melted Su Yunche's heart. He excitedly said: "Are you waiting for someone you like?"
"Hey, Brother Su, you are so smart. I am waiting for him to finish class."
"Who is so lucky to be liked by the school beauty Yun?"
"Guess."
Su Yunche felt that the deer in his heart that had been silent for a long time began to beat wildly, and said confidently: "I guess it is our major."
"Right."
"He should be very handsome."
"Guessed right again."
"He should be more than 1.7 meters tall?"
"Right, right."
"Is he not only rich, but also very elegant?"
"Wow, Brother Su, you are so awesome~"
I can't take it anymore, the deer is beating wildly even more, Yunshang is really cute.
Su Yunche straightened his back, his temperament was perfectly controlled, and he excitedly asked: "Is that person me?"
"Σ(⊙▽⊙"a......?"
"Do you like me?"
"???"
"I meet all the above conditions. Don't be shy. Admit it. In fact, I like you too."
"Uh, Brother Su, first of all, thank you for your love. I'm very happy, but I suddenly don't want to fall in love anymore. You should work hard. Maybe one day you become better and I will chase you."
Su Yunche just thought she was still reserved, or she was dazzled by her beauty, or more likely she was dizzy after a morning of classes. With the idea of chasing the enemy with the remaining courage, he A again.
"I think I am good enough now Show off, don't be shy, let's be together. "
"You're never going to stop, are you? Get out of the way, don't block my view."
Yun Shang's expression changed faster than turning a page, and Su Yunche finally felt that something was wrong.
He moved away from the body that blocked his view and followed her gaze. Wasn't the point of his gaze the idiot Zhou Jiangnan?
This guy was now smiling, thinking of how he had instigated him to flirt with Yun Shang just now, and it must be for the sake of seeing a joke.
Damn Zhou Jiangnan, he's cheating me again.
The deer in Su Yunche's heart, which had just been revived for a short time, ran into him again.
"Fuck, I fell for you again. If you don't treat me to a good meal, I can't get over this!"
"Okay, okay, we're brothers. In my heart, this meal I'll treat you to dinner. Thank you, Mr. Su, for helping me test her. This woman is not in the right place today. Let's go around her."
Zhou Jiangnan comforted Su Yunche and prepared to change his route to bypass Yunshang.
Yunshang was not angry, but shouted: "Brother Zhou, if you don't agree, I will keep pestering you. I will do what I say."
Zhou Jiangnan didn't say anything, Su Yunche was shocked: "Damn it, it's you again, why are all the school beauties rushing to pounce on you, do you think your hammer is big?"
"I don't know if there are others with bigger ones, but it must be bigger than yours..."
"Fuck you, I want to sever my ties with you!"
"Where's your robe? Where is your robe? Cut one off and show it to me. There's not even a hair on it, how many do you cut off?"
The two of them insulted each other and went straight around Yunshang and headed The canteen.
Yunshang stamped her feet and followed behind.
When they arrived at the canteen, Zhou Jiangnan and Su Yunche prepared their meals and found a place to sit down. A moment later, a fragrant breeze came over. Yunshang took the meal tray and sat down directly next to Su Yunche, facing Zhou Jiangnan.
Damn, during the band training, I felt that this loli was not easy to mess with and had profound tea art.
Now I started to use the entanglement technique.
Zhou Jiangnan maintained his concentration and continued to eat as if she didn't exist.
He could do this, but Su Yunche didn't have enough cultivation.
A beautiful woman who just confronted him was sitting next to him. He could see but couldn't eat, and the more he thought about it, the more uncomfortable he felt.
"Forget it, I won't eat."
Su Yunche threw away his chopsticks and took the plate and left.
Yunshang stared at him with a smile.Looking at Zhou Jiangnan, she said in a tender voice: "Brother Zhou, as long as you say one word, I promise not to bother you anymore."
"Hehe, do you think I'm afraid of you? You're still a little naive to play the game of a strong man afraid of a woman with me."
"Yes, I was very naive. I looked in the mirror this morning and I was pink."
"Puff..."
Zhou Jiangnan spit out his food. This loli is not good at being cute, and she started to play the game of a demon again?
"To be honest, if you didn't push me so hard, I might have agreed. If you push me so hard, I won't be happy."
"Let's not talk about the band first, Brother Zhou, your words are so dirty."
Yun Shang blinked her eyes, looking like she was smiling.
"Where is dirty?"
"Think about it carefully."
Zhou Jiangnan pondered for a moment and threw away the chopsticks.
"Damn, I can't eat it anymore. Eat a few handfuls."
He ran away directly.
Yun Shang smiled very happily.
...
get out of class in the afternoon.
When Zhou Jiangnan went downstairs, he didn't see Yunshang, and he was relieved. He thought that this woman was also a silver-plated gun head, and she was very fierce.
He got on the motorcycle with an anxious mood and made an appointment with Qin Manxue to go to the lakeside restaurant in the evening. The specialty of that restaurant, abalone stewed with loach, was particularly delicious.
Just as he was about to start, he felt someone climbed onto the back seat at lightning speed and put two water bags against his back.
The smell of jasmine perfume.
Damn, Yunshang's usual smell.
Sure enough, before he could make any move, a delicate voice came from behind him: "Brother Zhou~ You look so hurried, where are you going? Take Shang'er with you~"
"Yun! Shang! What the hell do you want to do?" Zhou Jiangnan was angry.
"I've been waiting for you for an entire afternoon, and you haven't given me the answer I want, so I can only keep pestering you."
"Damn it, don't you have to go to class?"
"Today I don't have to."
"Fuck...get off!"
"No!"
"If you don't get off, I'm going to drive."
"I won't get off."
The engine roared wildly, and Zhou Jiangnan drove directly in anger. Yun Shang hugged his waist with his backhand and said with a giggle:
"So this is what speed racing feels like. No wonder Xinyue likes it. It's so exciting."
She was not afraid, but cheered and jumped for joy.
Zhou Jiangnan was furious, and he thought of the scene when the rich woman took him through the drainage ditch for the first time, and turned around and rushed to the mountain road.
"Ahhhhh."
Yun Shang screamed and clung to his back like a sloth.
"Are you scared? If you are, get off the bike and stop bothering me..."
"It's so exciting, go faster!"
"Fuck."
Zhou Jiangnan continued to step on the accelerator, and the motorcycle flashed by at lightning speed, scaring the two men on foot.
"Damn, these speeding people don't care about their lives. Are they in a hurry to reincarnate so fast?"
"That may not be reincarnation, maybe it's pregnancy. Did you see the woman in the back seat? Her skirt has slipped to her butt!"
"I didn't see it, did you see it?"
"Nonsense, it's so white and big."