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Yang Ge's inclination instantly shifted towards Xiao Ou.
Cheese Mousse: "Brother Yang, do you like maid outfits? I just bought one yesterday."
Xiao Ou: "How about 'OL' (office lady)? Does Brother Yang like it? It even comes with gold-rimmed glasses~"
"hiss------"
Yang was torn between the two women, unsure which to choose. Just then, a group of men who had sneaked up from the east wing shot Cheese Mousse in the head, knocking her down.
"What?! My sister!!!!"
The three were chatting frivolously on the bridge, their attention focused solely on the ropes and the black market, completely unaware that a team had circled the entire prison area and hoisted up from the east.
"Oh ho~ That's great, no need to choose anymore."
Li Pu burst into laughter while watching on his computer, momentarily forgetting to match. Yang Ge's live stream was playing in Li Pu's chat room, and he and his viewers watched the dramatic love triangle together. They all loved watching it.
[Hahaha~ Gray pixels, huh? I'll remember you!]
【Ami-lo~~~Little sister~~~!】
[Damn it, how dare you cause trouble at the most crucial moment of this chaotic battle!! Unforgivable!]
"Little sister~~~~~!!!"
Boom!
Another shot rang out, and Xiao Ou, who was next to Brother Yang, fell to the ground. Both of his younger sisters were gone.
"No~~~~~~~~~~!!"
Two of Yang's men fell in an instant, and Dongdiao's team had already caught up with smoke grenades, so there was no way to fight them.
Seeing how menacing the group was, the two girls knew they were doomed.
"Drop the package, drop the package, listen to me, go drop the package."
Seeing that the situation was not going well, Xiao Ou immediately sent Brother Yang to drop the package.
"Yeah, Brother Yang, go drop the bag. Listen to me, go on, go on."
Seeing this, Cheese Mousse gave up and quickly told Brother Yang to run away and drop the bag.
"No, no, I just abandoned my two younger sisters in the last game, I can't abandon them again in this game."
Brother Yang peeked out with his gun in his hand, only to be shot down by a burst of bullets and forced to retreat.
"No~~~! No way!! I can't be a coward anymore!!"
Yang shouted loudly, but his body betrayed him as he turned and ran straight towards the Xiaomi store.
"Come on, come on, be good, be good, be a good girl~"
"Hurry up, hurry up, or we'll be too late!"
"No~~~ Walking is too slow!! I have to run!!!"
Without looking back, Brother Yang abandoned his two sisters, started his run with a burst of speed and threw C4 at them, while simultaneously opening his backpack and frantically organizing it.
"I absolutely cannot be a coward, brother!! Sister!!!"
Ding...
Evacuation successful -- Evacuation point: Test track.
Duration: 00:12:41
"This, this, this..."
[So you're abandoning your girlfriend? You're the one who's always so pathetic!]
"Pfft—who the hell said 'lost girl'?! I, I just had a computer crash, it wasn't 'lost girl' at all!!"
[An incompetent husband!]
The Incompetent Husband 2.0
【Impotent Husband】
"Waaaaah~~~~ No, that's not how it is!! Get away, get away! Waaaaah~~~~!"
Seeing the barrage of comments about an incompetent husband, Yang Qijia couldn't help but laugh, but he spoke with an angry tone.
'That's how you create a perfect entertainment effect!'
Yang Qijia herself never expected that her incompetent husband would have a sequel, and that it would come so quickly!
Li Pu was satisfied with what he saw and wanted to close the window to prepare for matchmaking, but then he remembered that Brother Yang had just come out, so he sent him a text message asking if he wanted to try matchmaking together to see if they could be matched into the same team.
"No? Matching together? What if we're on different teams in the same game? Wouldn't you kick me to death again?"
Li Pu naturally wanted to give Brother Yang a good beating, but he didn't think about what would happen if Brother Yang was matched with an opponent.
"That's up to you. Luck is a tricky thing."
"Damn it, let's do it! I refuse to believe my luck will be this bad tonight!"
Yang Ge directly selected the one-click start option, without even organizing his items, and soon he and Li Pu started matching at the same time.
A few seconds later, the two entered the character selection screen together. When Yang saw the ID "Outrageous" appear on the screen, he burst out laughing.
"Okay~~~~~~ Time to eat!! Baby~~~! Outrageous Bro! My favorite Outrageous Bro, you're here~~~!"
Yang Ge's maniacal laughter made the fans feel physically uncomfortable.
【No? Qibao got caught again?】
No! I don't want to see Qibao eat! I want to see Qibao be a useless husband!
[Boss, change the movie! This is a terrible one!]
"Hello, hello, Brother Yang!"
Li Pu greeted Brother Yang with a smile, and also greeted another teammate.
"Hello~ Xiao Ou, we meet again."
Li Pu didn't expect to be matched with both Yang Ge and Xiao Ou in this game. He had encountered Xiao Ou with Taozi and her in the Bakshi map last week. In the previous game, Li Pu kicked Taozi to death, and he didn't expect to run into her in this game.
She was also Yang's teammate in the previous game, and was the 'wife' who was abandoned.
"Hey, Absurd Bro, we meet again! Hey Yang Bro~~ You're not going to abandon me again, are you?"
Xiao Ou chuckled and asked directly about how Yang Ge had abandoned her and Cheese Mousse in the previous game.
"Last game was my fault, but this time we have Brother Lipu, so this kind of problem definitely won't happen. Leave it to me... leave it to Brother Lipu! Hehehehe~~~"
Yang Ge might not believe in himself, but he had absolute faith in Li Pu Ge.
"Then I'll just pick Luna to help you guys out. If we can win, we'll just have some leftovers to eat~~"
Xiao Ou smiled and chose Luna, Yang Ge chose Wei Long, and Li Pu filled in the Red Wolf, which can be considered as filling in the smoke position.
"Doggy doggy~~~"
Chapter 182 Good Brothers, One Bag Each
"Little sister, you're guaranteed to have a blast this round. You know how skilled Brother Lipu is, so let's just not mess things up for him. We'll leave the rest to him."
The cutscene was playing, and Brother Yang was pounding his chest loudly.
"Hehe~ I definitely know that. I ran into that guy last week when we were fighting Bakshi. We were so full from eating leftovers that time."
Xiao Ou was well aware of Li Pu Ge's abilities.
"Where's Luo Lao San? Do you want to swipe your card?"
The three landed quickly in cell three, and Xiao Ou asked directly.
"Swish, you can go straight through."
There are two disadvantages to being imprisoned: one is that he can't get to the black market as quickly as the second member, and the other is that he is easily followed by the second member. But Li Pu is afraid of this.
He came here today with the intention of killing someone. It's already a good thing if he doesn't cause trouble for others; he'd be more than happy if others came looking for him.
"You guys go search directly after a while, just be careful of the two guards. I'll lie in wait in this guard post for a bit and see if the two guards follow me. If they do, I can sneak around by turning my back."
Li Pu raised his eyebrows, a wicked smile playing on his lips. After lowering the drawbridge, he immediately sealed off both sides of the guard post behind him with smoke, so that if the two guards were present, they wouldn't be able to see them crossing the checkpoint.
He was hiding in the guard post. Who would have thought that the prisoner swiped his card but couldn't get into the cell, and instead was squatting here?
There are only two options when you spawn in Prison 3: one is to swipe your card to go to the core area and show off, and the other is to blitz Prison 2. No one spawns in the launch area of the competition server. There are no other options besides these two.
This creates a habitual way of thinking: once the prisoner swipes his card, he won't stay there anymore, but will head straight for the core area. Li Pu exploits this blind spot in thinking.
"Come on, little sister~~ I'll show you how to have some awesome fun~~"
Yang was completely at ease with Li Pu. Since Li Pu dared to say he was going to ambush someone, he must be confident and capable.
"Alright~ Brother Yang, let's go."
Li Pu sealed off the cigarettes, and Yang Ge and Xiao Ou left very calmly, without having to worry about what would happen next.
Li Pu crouched down in the guard post, listening intently to the sounds coming from the prison.
Before long, Li Pu's lips began to curl into a smile, because he heard footsteps coming from the prison.
As Li Pu had predicted, Lao Er couldn't suppress his cautious thoughts and decided to follow him.
The guards were very cautious, jogging for a while before stopping to walk quietly, probably observing the situation on the other side. Soon they arrived beside Li Pu, near the guard post.
Their caution did not diminish. There was no cover on the eastern bridge, and if they went up there easily, they would become sitting ducks. They looked around and found that one of the operators was Luna. They waited until Luna's scouting arrow was ready and fired one to confirm that no one was there before preparing to cross the bridge.
Li Pu was lying prone in the guard post. In front of him was a man dressed in five different outfits, carrying two guns: an SR3M and an M700. He was aiming the M700 at the other side with his scope on, his entire back exposed to Li Pu's gun barrel.
At this moment, Li Pu's gun was aimed at the top of Wei Long's head. As soon as Wei Long turned around to look at him, Li Pu would not hesitate to fire.
[Can you resist this? Have you tried quitting before?]
If it were me, I wouldn't be able to resist; I'd have to shoot him twice first!
[Hilarious, so sneaky!]
After Luna fired her arrow, the group confirmed that it was safe ahead. Wei Long, who was hiding in the house, put away his M700 and prepared to cross the bridge. Li Pu's opportunity had arrived.
Hearing the footsteps running forward, Li Pu stood up, quietly crept to the door, and saw the backs of the three people on the bridge with no cover through the glass.
"Hey~ You didn't ask me before crossing the bridge! Did I let you cross?!"
Li Pu smiled and used his AW to first knock down Red Wolf from the team, destroying their only smoke position. Without the smoke, the remaining two on the bridge were simply sitting ducks.
"Damn it! Behind us!! Behind us!!!"
The loud bang of an AW engine behind them made the remaining two react instantly.
"Damn! How come there's someone in the guard booth? Wei Long, weren't you just in the guard booth?!"
"Holy crap!? I didn't see anyone inside at all! Damn it! It's that freak!!!"
The initial shock of seeing someone hiding in the guard post behind them was replaced by an even greater shock. When they saw the notification that Red Wolf had been knocked down by [outrageous], Wei Long and Luna felt a chill run down their spines.
"Let's fight that outrageous guy!"
Wei Long and Luna were both in the middle of the bridge with no cover, while Li Pu was crouching in the guard post, at least he had some cover. Wei Long had already pulled out his M700 and aimed at the guard post. When he saw Li Pu peeking out of the guard post, he fired without hesitation. But how could Li Pu possibly peek out at this moment?
After luring out the gun, Li Pu peeked out and finished off Wei Long with another AW shot. At this point, only a pitiful Luna remained on the bridge, holding an MP7 and firing at Li Pu as she retreated.
The MP7 is a T1-level weapon in terms of close-range firepower, but it is a submachine gun. After its optimal range, the damage drop-off of submachine guns makes it no longer a threat.
"Remember to report before crossing the bridge next time!"
Li Pu chuckled, pulled out his M14, and started exchanging gunfights with Luna. In this kind of mid-range gunfight, the M14 was not something an MP7 could easily outmaneuver.
In one minute and forty seconds, Li Pu wiped out a team.
"Great gun!! Awesome! One for each of you, bro~~~"
When the team was wiped out, Brother Yang cheered loudly and even said something that made countless random players hate him.
[Hahaha~ Only Brother Yang would dare to talk to Brother Li Pu like that; anyone else would have been roasted to death.]
What do you guys know? Isn't it because Yang's K/D ratio lowered the enemy's skill level? Isn't that a contribution?
[This reminds me of a game I played last time. My entire team went down, I killed four and wiped out two squads, and when I revived them, they were already eating packs before they even had any health left.]
One for each person! Don't let the foreigners next door think we can't afford it.
LRAB