LRAB Chapter 99 The dean has no shortcomings
Chapter 99 The dean has no shortcomings
"I'll go! Xiao Wu, you are so rude!"
Xu Xia didn't expect Xiao Wu to be so heroic, which caught him off guard.
"Hehe, Brother Xia, please don't feel bad. Apart from Boss Dai, you won the most money the night before yesterday. If you want to treat me, why should I be polite?
Moreover, Boss Dai has already treated us to the imperial ramen set meal from Mr. Tangdou’s shop. "
Xiao Wu said with a sweet smile.
"Uh... ok, it's okay, open it and eat as you like! Enough soul coins!"
Xu Xia naturally wouldn't be stingy about this little money.
"Brother Xia, Xiao Wu's personality is like this, don't take it to heart."
Tang San explained on the side.
Xu Xia shook his head and said:
"Xiaosan, it depends on what you said, we will be our own people from now on. We will not speak two different languages. There is nothing wrong with Xiaowu doing this."
Tang San smiled awkwardly.
Soon there was a large table of good meat and vegetables on the dining table, as well as hot rice, which was full of fragrance.
"It's comfortable. I've eaten sausages all day today, and I'm feeling nauseous in my stomach. I can think of improving my food."
Ma Hongjun rubbed his hands and stared at the food on the plate with excitement.
Oscar glared at Ma Hongjun with a smile, and said angrily:
"If you dislike it so much, why don't you stop eating it tomorrow?"
"Hehe, I'm just talking. Brother Ao, don't be angry. You are a brother and you have to be generous, just like Boss Dai. Boss Dai has said that he will give up the twins to me in the future. "
"Get out of here, when did I tell you that? Hongjun, can you please give me a little face?"
"What is a face? Can it be eaten?"
"wipe……"
The three of them were bickering, Xu Xia winked at Tang San and others, and acted first, grabbing the food directly.
"I'll go! You guys are unreasonable!"
Seeing Xu Xia and the others eating, Ma Hongjun made a decisive truce and immediately joined the food grabbing army.
Dai Mubai and Oscar were not ambiguous at all. Whether they liked the food or not, they would just grab it in their own bowls.
Xu Xia really enjoyed this feeling, which made him feel like he had returned to his previous life when he was grabbing food in the cafeteria with his good friends. It was just a different world, with different things and different people.
Of course, he doesn't have too many memories and always looks forward.
"By the way, let's start eating like this, why don't we call Teacher Zhao? It feels so inappropriate."
After all the friends put down their reserve, they all turned into cowards. Tang San asked inarticulately with his mouth full of meat.
Dai Mubai took the words and said:
"No, Teacher Zhao will come out to train with us. Although he will not pay any fees for us, he will not accept any benefits from us. This is the rule set by the dean."
"But that's not right. We weren't drinking at the night bar last night. It was the money you gave us, Boss Dai, and the dean also spent it."
Zhu Zhuqing, who seldom spoke, frowned slightly and asked in confusion.
Dai Mubai, Ma Hongjun, and Oscar looked at each other instinctively. The speed of light slapped them in the face. As veteran students of Shrek Academy, they naturally know the ropes. How should they explain it?
To tell the truth, would it undermine the majesty of the dean?
Xu Xia felt happy. Based on his understanding of Flanders, even if the three of them didn't say anything, he could guess what Flanders would say. Rules are dead but people are alive. They should be used flexibly. Something like that, and then he said something righteous and awe-inspiring.
This bad old man is very bad!
"Boss Dai, Brother Xiaoma, and Lao Ao, you are all veteran students. Tell us."
Xiao Wu asked rather gossiping, her beautiful watery eyes full of curiosity.
"Little dance..."
Tang San shook his head and winked at Xiao Wu. After all, it was somewhat impolite to speak ill of someone behind their back, not to mention they were still students, so it was even worse to talk about the teacher behind their back like this.
Xiao Wu ignored Tang San's small look, while Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing were waiting for the answer with equal anticipation.
"Boss Dai, look at how everyone is looking forward to it. Don't worry, we promise to keep it secret and never tell anyone!"
Xu Xia saw that the three of them were in embarrassment, but the three girls were all gossiping. They couldn't let them down. A good man couldn't let a beautiful woman get hurt. This was a matter of principle.
When the three girls heard Xu Xia's words, they all nodded in agreement.
Dai Mubai rubbed his hands and took a deep breath. As if he had just made a difficult decision, he suddenly turned his head to look at Ma Hongjun beside him and said:
"Hongjun, the dean usually likes you the most, so tell me!"
Ma Hongjun was confused, what is this?Boss Dai was unreasonable. Feeling the scorching eyes, he gritted his teeth and gathered up his courage. Then he looked at Oscar and said sonorously:
"Brother Ao, yesterday morning, we all heard the dean say that you are indeed his most valued student. Only the best people are qualified to talk about such an arduous task. Please tell the juniors and juniors. the truth!"
Now it was Oscar's turn to be confused. He looked at Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun, with a blaming smile, and then looked at Xu Xia and others, with expectant smiles.
"Really, do you really want to say it?"
Oscar is quite embarrassed.
"Nonsense, stop nagging and hurry up."
Ma Hongjun urged.
Oscar thought honestly for a while, then summarized his impression of the dean, and then said seriously:
"Actually, the dean is a really good person. Apart from being greedy for money, being lustful, being drunk, having a bad temper, and having no principles... he has no shortcomings, really."
As soon as these words came out, all the friends were shocked. Is the horse speaking human language?Have you ever said this about your teacher?
"You are cheating!"
"hero!"
"admire!"
"Big guy!"
"Great, if I want to eat sausages from now on, if Lao Ao doesn't give it to me, we'll tell the dean!"
"..."
Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun stayed for a while, and then they were convinced. Why did this child tell such truth?
This is not a lack of foresight. Their original intention is to let Oscar say a few words to fool Xu Xia and the others. As for the dean’s unique human brilliance, as the time they spend together increases, they will gradually experience it personally. Yes, this is also a kind of growth, a kind of polishing of the soul.
Over the past few years, they had been tricked by Flender in many ways.
Oscar looked confused and scratched his head. Did he say something wrong just now?
"Ahem, Dean Flanders is great, sacred and inviolable in our hearts. Let's stop this matter for now and let's change the topic."
Xu Xia cleared her throat and changed the topic:
"Boss Dai, Brother Xiao Ma, and Lao Ao, the three of you should have been to the soul beast forest on the outskirts of the Star Dou Forest. I don't know if there are any soul beasts here that taste particularly good. To be honest, I'm going Before, I went to Teacher Tangdou specifically to ask for some barbecue sauce."