LRAB Chapter 99
Chapter 99
[The King of Beasts is a wild boar?
[There is a saying, there is a pig, two tigers and three lions in the folk, and sometimes, wild boars can fight better than tigers and lions!]
[When you see a wild boar in the wild, don't think you've met a delicacy, hehe, the wild boar thinks the same way. 】
[It turns out that the wild boar is so powerful?
[Who knows if there are other more terrifying wild animals on this desert island?]
In the live broadcast room, netizens were discussing it.
On the desert island, the birds were frightened by Lin Feng.
Suddenly he stopped talking.
In fact, from the size of the feces on the ground, Lin Feng already knew the size of this wild boar.
About more than 100 pounds, he can subdue it with one hand.
But the reason why Lin Feng still said this.
It's to scare these people.
If you want to eat wild boar, you can, you have to work!
Don't be lazy.
"What then?"
Yi Tianhai, the old drama bone, was a little panicked, and involuntarily distanced himself from Lin Feng.
He didn't want to be food for the boar's mouth.
He also has two goddaughters to take care of!
"Lin Feng, there are so many of us, the wild boar shouldn't dare to take the initiative to attack us, right?"
Actor Xu Mao is bold.
Not only does he want to defend, but he also wants to counter-attack.
"Maybe we can round up the wild boars!"
The actor's proposal was agreed by everyone present.
A lethal wild boar roams a desert island.
It may hurt them.
To prevent injury from wild boars.
So start first!
It's not about eating wild boar!
"Wild boar, is it pork?"
At this moment, Reba's heart is struggling.
She doesn't eat pork for certain reasons of faith.
But now trapped on a desert island, it is obviously a special situation!
In her beliefs, pork can be eaten in order to survive.
"Let's catch it first!"
Reba looked at Lin Feng, hoping that there was really a wild boar waiting to be caught by them......
......
Everyone was sure to catch the wild boar, and asked the well-informed Lin Feng again.
"Lin Feng, how should we arrest it?"
The old man also wanted to improve his food.
Especially since the rescue team has not appeared so far!
What if they were to be stranded on a desert island for a month, or even longer?
"The wild boar has a lot of strength, right?" Qin Xiaoru expressed his worries, "Will we be in danger?" "
Lin Feng said that the combat effectiveness of wild boars was not inferior to that of tigers and lions.
"This boar should not be large, but it should not be taken lightly. "
Lin Feng pointed to the fishing line he had laid out and said, "See, there are blood stains on it!"
Meaning, the wild boar must have been injured when it broke free from the trap!
043 Don't underestimate the toughness of the fishing line.
It's a murderous weapon!
"Indeed!"
Actor Xu Mao squatted down to check the trap, which was covered with red blood.
Not much.
After all, wild boars have rough skin and thick meat.
"There may be traces around. "
Lin Feng mobilized everyone to look for the traces left by the wild boar after it escaped.
"Let's split up and look for it!"
Yi Tianhai, the old drama bone, clapped his hands and let everyone scatter to find traces of wild boars.
In order to improve the diet, in order to eat wild boar.
Everyone's working hard!
A pair of thief eyebrows and rat eyes, constantly shuttling through the trees.
Yi Tianhai took Qin Xiaoru and Qin Xiaohuai's two goddaughters, and he didn't dare to slack off.
After the actor, the two lowered their heads, afraid of missing a little bloodstain.
Only Lin Feng was wandering around with Reba.
I didn't have any intention of looking for wild boars.
"Lin Feng, are we fishing?"
Reba was stunned.
You let everyone look for wild boars, and you are hanging out yourself?
"That's right. Lin Feng replied, "We're just fishing." "
"Didn't you say looking for wild boars?"
"I'm looking for it. "
Reba was confused, how did Lin Feng become so lazy?
"Lin Feng, let's hang out like this, can we find a wild boar?"
Looking at Reba, Lin Feng smiled slightly.
"Reba, why do you want us to find wild boars?
You look down on others, don't you?
Think they're all blind?
Reba got it!
Lin Feng is just fishing!
Instead, leave the task of finding wild boars to others!
Treat the birds of the desert island as a tool!
[Hahaha! Brother Feng is getting more and more showy! Treat others as tools and fish by yourself!]
[You guys look for wild boars!] found a notification, the main one is leisurely. 】
[Nima! In terms of scheming, you have to be Brother Feng, can you still play like this?]
[Oops, it's just that the actor and actress are pitiful, and they are also dragged down by other beasts. 】
So, there was a very funny scene on the desert island.
The rest of the people buried themselves in search of wild boar tracks.
Unbeknownst at all, Lin Feng took Reba for a leisurely walk.
Pick a fruit from time to time to eat.
Life is very pleasant.
About half an hour later, the shouts of actor Xu Mao were heard.
"Come and see!"
Everyone immediately converged on Xu Mao's side.
Pointing to a small trail of blood on the ground, Xu Mao smiled: "This must be a trace left by a wild boar!"
At this moment, Xu Mao had a strong sense of pride!
He glanced at Lin Feng.
As if to say, this time it's me!
You didn't find a trace, I did!
"Awesome!
Lin Feng immediately gave a thumbs up and praised Xu Mao's carefulness.
Netizens all laughed.
[Hahaha! Brother Feng, you should be a person! Is there such a trick? ]
[Unexpectedly, even the actor Mr. Xu was deceived by Brother Feng, and he was still complacent. 】
[Teacher Xu felt that he was better than Lin Feng this time, in fact, Lin Feng had been fishing, hehe. 】
[Brother Feng treats others as tool people, and others are still happy, this is called the skill of the royal person!]
[Actor Teacher Xu is so miserable, haha, wait until I find a wild boar to add pork legs to you!]
Xu Mao's discovery made everyone more confident.
"Let's look in the direction! We're sure we'll find the boar!"
That's great!
Wild boar is called fragrant.
So, everyone shuttled through the jungle.
Slow down and look for possible boar sightings.
After a few minutes, Reba pointed to the left and whispered, "Look!
Got it!
It's a wild boar of about 100 pounds!
"It's not huge. "
Yi Tianhai touched his chest and gasped.
Wild boars of this size should not be difficult to deal with.
"Teacher Yi, don't think that the little wild boar is easy to deal with. Lin Feng immediately PUA, "Have you ever caught a domestic pig?" It's very difficult, you really can't deal with this kind of wild boar alone. "
"Oh, that's right. "
Yi Tianhai frowned, he had only eaten pork, and had never seen a pig run.
"How?"
Actor Xu Mao asked the professional Lin Feng.
Wild boars, although they are pigs, are very flexible.
It's hard to catch.
"I have a solution. Lin Feng suggested to everyone, "I'll set up a trap here, and everyone will drive the wild boar over!"
Let the wild boar throw itself into the net, and Lin Feng won it in one fell swoop.
"Okay!"
Actor Xu Mao has no opinion.
Improving food is just around the corner!
"Good!" the old man immediately said to Bangbang, "Bangbang, give you a chance to make meritorious deeds!
The old man has always liked to stand on a high place and point fingers.
"Got it, Grandpa Yi. Although Bangbang was reluctant, he still agreed on the surface.
It was Lin Feng who once again expressed a different opinion.
"Teacher Yi, I'm afraid we need everyone to go out together this time. "
Lin Feng explained that wild boars would flee in all directions.
Therefore, everyone should be distributed in all directions to drive away wild boars.
Although you are an old man, you have to do it.
You don't want people to be unable to eat wild boar, do you?
That's a sin.
Lin Feng set up a set of rhetoric and burned Yi Tianhai's CPU.
I'll go.
Isn't this a means of my moral kidnapping?
[Returning the favor with the other, hehe! Brother Feng has also learned the old man's set. 】
Brother Feng said no. 】
[Work old thing, don't want to eat white food!]
......
Everyone immediately split up.
Dispatched from all directions.
Slowly approaching the wild boar who didn't know anything.
"We do traps. "
Lin Feng took out a roll of fishing line, handed it to Reba and said, "You go over there and tie the fishing line to the tree." "
30 cm above the ground. (If you read a violent novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
And Lin Feng was on the other side, tightening the fishing line, and also tied to another tree.
"That's it!"
It only took the two of them a minute to complete the simplest trap arrangement.
Next, just wait for the wild boar to fall into the net.
On the other side, everyone was walking towards the wild boar.
"Teacher Yi, pay attention. "
"Be careful, everyone, the wild boar may go berserk!"
A wounded boar may have done something crazy.
Step by step, Yi Tianhai walked towards the wild boar.
"Godfather, be careful. "
Qin Xiaoru and Qin Xiaohuai reminded softly on the side.
"Don't worry!"
Yi Tianhai stepped forward and stepped on a branch.
"Poof!"
A crisp sound alarmed the wild boar!
"Roar!" (CEEG)
When the wild boar saw an animal approaching, he immediately pulled out his legs and fled.
"Bump!"
The wild boar knocked Yi Tianhai to the ground!
"Oops!"
The old man was holding his waist and lying on the ground in pain.
Why did this immoral boar hit my waist!
How can I communicate with my goddaughter in depth?
What a cheat!
"Ahhh
Qin Xiaohuai and Qin Xiaoru are also useless garbage bags.
When he saw the wild boar running over, he ran away.
"Don't be afraid!
Definitely can't let the owner run away!
Actor Xu Mao rushed over as fast as he could.
And then stood in the way of the boar, in front of it.
"Go!"
Step by step, he pushed the boar back.
"Roar!"
The boar called again.
didn't follow everyone's intentions, running towards Lin Feng's trap.
"Oops, what to do?"
Reba was very disappointed to see that everyone had no way to take a wild boar.
With so many people, can't deal with a little wild boar of more than 100 pounds?
"Shh
Lin Feng whistled into the air.
In an instant, Goku appeared!
"Squeak!"
The monkey jumped from the branch and landed in front of the boar.
Teeth and claws!
Wukong tried to drive the wild boar towards Lin Feng!
"Roar!"
The wild boar roared at the monkey.
Not to be outdone, Goku continued to persecute forward.
Eventually, the boar ran wild!
"Success?"
The actor was stunned in place, at this moment, he felt that he was not as good as a monkey......
"It's that simple?"
Lying on the ground, Yi Tianhai felt like a fool.
What a monkey could do, he sprained his waist.
Soon, the wild boar entered the trap set by Lin Feng.
"Click!"
The wild boar tripped over the fishing line and fell to the ground.
In an instant, Lin Feng stepped on it with one foot, pressed it with one hand, and successfully subdued the wild boar.
"Teacher Xu, tie it up and take a hand!"
Lin Feng urged the actor to hurry up and come over to help.
"Okay!"
Xu Mao quickly took He Yuchen's pants and used them as ropes to tie up the wild boar's legs.
Lin Feng also took out the fishing line and tied the front two legs of the wild boar.
"That's it!"
Xu Mao was sweating profusely, but Lin Feng did not change.
[Brother Feng is getting more and more fishy, you can't deal with a little wild boar with a dozen or so martial arts masters?]
[Hey, now that a big tiger appears, he will also be slapped unconscious by Brother Feng. 】
[Finally caught!But Yi Tianhai's old animal's waist is wasted, haha!
[Is this also in your calculations? Brother Feng!]
......
At this moment, the wild boar that was caught was shouting wildly.
Killing pigs during the Spring Festival, the cry was not so loud.
"Lin Feng, the wild boar is caught, how to kill it?"
Here, only Lin Feng could handle it.
The actor can only start.
"Oops!"
Yi Tianhai walked back sweating profusely with the support of Qin Xiaoru and Qin Xiaohuai.
In order to eat wild boar, his waist is about to break!
"Teacher Yi, are you okay?" Lin Feng asked pretending to be concerned.
"Hey, the dead pig!"
The old man couldn't help but kick the boar hard in the body.
Tell you to knock my waist to waste!
"Teacher Yi, you can rest first. Reba couldn't help but laugh, and said to the old man gloatingly.
"Well, you can deal with this wild boar. "
The old drama bones are dying of anger!
The good mood of being able to eat wild boar suddenly came to naught.
With the help of the two sisters, the old man walked towards the camp.
"Well done!"
At this time, Qin Xiaoru and Qin Xiaohuai, who were supporting the old guy, both cast grateful glances at the wild boar.
Thanks to the boar for knocking the old man's waist to ruin!
Now, you old pervert can't think about that kind of thing anymore, right?
They all have their own ghosts.
After the three of them left, Lin Feng and Xu Mao also walked towards the camp with the wild boar tied up with five flowers.
Back to camp.
Everyone saw He Yuchen, who was also tied up by five flowers.
"Put it here. "
Lin Feng threw the wild boar next to He Yuchen.
Birds and beasts look at animals.
"Woo woo woo!" He Yuchen was about to collapse.
You put a wild boar next to me?
[The case has been solved!The beast should be put together with the beast!]
[Hehe, how suitable these two beasts are together. 】
[How to kill a wild boar in a while? Could it be that Brother Feng is still a butcher?]
The happiest thing is that the waist of the old beast is wasted!]
......
Then, Lin Feng asked everyone to prepare.
In a moment he was going to kill the pigs.
"Yes!
With delicious food, actor Xu Mao is very motivated.
"Teacher Xu, you boil water with Teacher Lou first. Lin Feng pointed to the coconut shell on the ground and said, "Just use sea water, and prepare two coconuts of fresh water at the same time for pig blood." "
Pigs are full of treasures.
"Okay, let's get to work. "
When the two actors were boiling water, Reba also looked at the wild boar thoughtfully.
"What to do, now I'm stranded on a desert island, if I don't eat wild boar. "
Reba convinces himself in various ways in his heart.
The situation is special, and it's okay to eat some wild boar.
Ten minutes later, Yi Tianhai waved his hand at Qin Xiaoru and Qin Xiaohuai, and stood up from the ground with a gloomy face.
"Come with me. "
Although my old back still hurts a little, I can finally stand up.
This dead pig!
"Hmm. "
The two sisters of the Qin family followed Yi Tianhai and walked to the side.
Walking to a place where no one was paying attention, Qin Xiaoru screamed angrily.
"Godfather, are you alright?"
But what I thought to myself was, you old thing had better be wasted!
"Godfather, are you alright?"
Qin Xiaohuai saw Yi Tianhai's expression, and his heart was furious.
The care of the two goddaughters made the old man feel a lot more comfortable.
But there are more and more resentments in my heart.
"Xiaoru, Xiaohuai, do you think Lin Feng was very problematic just now?"
It's not capable at all, and the tone of his speech is also a little yin and yang.
The old drama bone expressed the doubts in his heart.
At the beginning, Lin Feng was able to make Monkey Wukong out of the horse.
Wouldn't it be nice to let the monkeys drive away the wild boars?
His old waist will not be hit hard!
And Lin Feng's skills, there is really no way to deal with the wild boar alone?
He doesn't care, it's Lin Feng's problem!
"Godfather, this ......"
Actually, the sisters of the Qin family want to say, you old thing is too cautious, right?
I was hit by a pig, and I have to blame others?
In the end, the two sisters could only follow the words of the old beast.
Blame Lin Feng.
"Godfather, Lin Feng does have a problem!"
"Godfather, what are you going to do?"