LRAB Chapter 327: New Members Of The Organization (Two Chapters In One)
Chapter 327: New Members Of The Organization (Two Chapters In One)
Hidan and Kakuzu found a girl!
"Two Tails by Wooden Golem! Why are you here? Will you come back to life?"
By Wooden Golem.
"My name is not Wooden Golem, my name is Cat Lady!"
When Hidan got excited, he took off his clothes.
Kakuzu on the side shouted:
"No, you will catch a cold. It will cost money to buy medicine..."
Hidan thought about it and put it on.
Then he beeped at Chi Yejun.
Chi Yejun did not hang him.
Direct Dead Bone Pulse scout!
Karamatsu Dance!
Dance of Tsubaki!
Bone fingering technique!
Whoosh whoosh——
Hidan swung the three-toothed sickle that can be stretched and retracted freely, and can be lengthened or shortened to resist.
but.
Chi Yejun has laid out the combat strategy in advance:
Let him attract Hidan's firepower head-on!
Zabuza and Shiro launched a surprise attack from the flanks, striking both sides with swords!
Kidomaru activates the curse seal and uses the spider web technique to control it!
Scorpion, Kakuzu was held in check by Wooden Golem and Yagura.
Boom boom boom!
Two battles begin.
Zabuza and Hidan also played monkey picking peaches...
finally.
Hidan was brutally tortured.
Ikeno Jun performed the "Dance of the Iron Flower", his arm bones turned into spiral spears, and he successfully cut off Hidan's head!
The evil god necklace on Hidan's chest fell to the ground, making a crisp sound.
Tang Ren's forehead protector also fell to the ground...
And Kakuzu's side is even more intense.
Both Scorpion and Yagura are Kage-level, and Wooden Golem is also proficient in sneak attack and assassination skills!
Plus dense puppets.
Kakuzu gradually became tired.
Just now he was worried that Hidan would catch a cold, but now he took off his clothes!
Scorpio has personal experience.
Husky sneered:
"If you don't take off your clothes, you can still be saved. If you take off your clothes, you will die..."
Kakuzu takes off his clothes, revealing four masks from behind.
He pooped as hard as he could.
The black thread on the back was stretched and all the masks flew out...
These masks have different chakra properties and can move and attack freely when separated.
Just now 3V1 became 3V5...
Kakuzu's body instantly came to Hidan's body.
"You're a brainless guy who has a tough mouth all the time. He made a lot of mess and wants me to deal with it!"
Hidan's head actually said:
"Come on, Kakuzu-chan, help me lift your body over here, okay..."
Zabuza and others were shocked.
This guy's head has fallen off and he can still talk?
What kind of monster is it?
Kakuzu is also the ultimate villain.
"You want me to move the body for you? You want to eat shit!"
He grabbed Hidan's head and came to the body.
A briefcase appeared in his hand.
After opening it, use the surgical tailoring technique - Diyu Yu. Suture!
Kimimaro and others wanted to stop them, but were stopped by Toshi Ikeno.
"It doesn't matter, let him sew it."
He watched with interest.
"Haha, sexy doctor, online surgery, five injections per second, treatment at any time!"
Everyone was stunned!
Bai couldn't help but ask:
"Uncle Mask, do you know how to have sex reassignment surgery... I should have known that I would have done it with you."
Not a moment.
Hidan's head and body were sewn together with strange threads.
Kakuzu then returned to the battlefield.
One of the masks was killed.
There are three left.
The black lines on Kakuzu's arms opened up layer by layer, like the flying claws of a steam robot!
This is his unique "tentacle punch":
During the battle, Vice Admiral unwound the black thread, separated the wrist from the arm, released dense black thread, and then shot it at the opponent, which can penetrate the opponent's heart with one blow...
Yagura yelled:
"Fuck! Such long armpit hair..."
The battlefield on the other side.
Ikeno Shun shouted to Zabuza and the others:
"Go and help Scorpion and the others deal with Kakuzu. I'm going to challenge him here!"
Then he kept Hidan away from the main battlefield.
Until you come to the dense forest behind the temple.
Subsequently.
A drama queen.
I accidentally forgot to flash!
He fell to the ground pitifully, with a look of fear.
"Oppa, don't come here, Yamidie..."
actually!
This actor-level drama was completely inspired by Konoha star Shikamaru...
Hidan immediately became arrogant.
"Haha, I thought you were so awesome? That's all!"
Finished!
Raise your spear!
I'm about to hit Ikeno Jun's crotch with a "real stab that will cut off his descendants"!
But at the moment when the spear struck.
Chi Yejun was wrapped in bone armor.
This is Dead Bone Pulse's "Bone Armor" automatically turned on.
Subsequently.
He waved his hand!
Whoosh whoosh whoosh...
The overwhelming detonating symbols were like a spider web, tightly wrapping Hidan.
"You are so willful when you have money!"
turn out to be.
This is a trap that has been set long ago...
Despite the difficult situation, Hidan remained undaunted.
This is the unique arrogance of the immortal body.
"Blow it up! If you can, blow me up to death. If you blow me up, I will call you grandpa..."
Chi Yejun sneered.
Take out the kunai and shoot it at the mark on the ground.
Suddenly!
The ground beneath Hidan's feet collapsed!
Falling into a deep pit instantly.
This was dug by the Summoning beasts in advance...
Ikeno Jun spits out Great Fireball!
boom!
The detonating talisman was detonated instantly!
Hidan was blown to pieces and his body was torn apart.
but.
His head still smiled and said:
"Hey, I can't die!"
Chi Yejun also laughed.
"Your immortality is not absolutely immortal. If you want to maintain it, you must keep ingesting nutrients, otherwise you will starve to death."
"And the only one who can truly achieve immortality is Ōtsutsuki Kaguya. He is an alien..."
Hidan couldn't understand it at all.
"Hey, what are you talking about?"
Chinojun continued:
"Actually, the reason why you are immune to physical attacks is because your body structure has been modified after believing in the evil god, so even if your body is torn apart, you can still retain intact vital signs."
Hidan laughed wildly:
"Haha, so your trick is useless to me. My teammates will find me soon!"
"Yeah?"
Chi Yejun told him a story:
"The tiger spirit and Wukong are better off beheading each other. Neither of them will die...but if the tiger spirit's head is taken away by a dog, he will not survive..."
Hidan is a bit mentally retarded after all.
Do not understand……
"Haha, what if I take your head away..."
Hidan heard this and thought for five minutes.
That's why I'm a little scared...
Ikeno Jun summoned Yukichi to jump down into the pit and took Hidan's head back.
Then he took out the "corpse powder" and annihilated the remaining corpses into ashes...
Although Hidan is crazy, impulsive, cruel, murderous, and arrogant!
No respect or courtesy towards people.
He even did not hesitate to kill civilians to enjoy the pleasure of death.
But in the final analysis, he went astray and believed in the brainwashed evil god.
But his nature is still simple and straightforward.
Even a little bit funny...
Although Shizhan was not reincarnated by Yakushi Kabuto Impure World, he still used his DNA to create a clone.
Now the body is melted.
Let you copy a yarn...
Ikeno Shun decided to resurrect Hidan!
It also happens to complete the task of "absorbing new members into the organization"...
Kakuzu's side is still fighting.
His mask is equivalent to a resurrection coin...
now.
He was jointly attacked by Zabuza and Mizukage.
Falling in a pool of blood.
But he is not dead because there are still two resurrection coins.
After his resurrection, he immediately regretted it!
"What a fool's errand to disperse the fighting power!"
Finished.
Then he stuffed the last two masks into his body...
Subsequently.
Something like a black soar came out of his mouth.
Kidomaru shouted: "Coming, coming, the Super Saiyan is coming!"
Shiro said to Zabuza, "I suddenly want to eat cuttlefish noodles..."
Kakuzu enters the boss rage stage!
In addition, after swallowing two resurrection coins in one gulp, his strength and ability soared!
But it is 7V1 after all.
Plus the stripping curse…
The final result can be imagined...
In the universal space.
Hidan's head is in the operating room.
Because he was making too much noise, a pair of underwear was stuffed into his mouth.
After a while.
Chi Yejun walked in, carrying Kakuzu's body.
"Woooo..."
Hidan was so excited that he wanted to say something but couldn't.
Chi Yejun carried his head to the operating table.
If you follow the normal operation, "Ancestral Soul" will not be able to resurrect Hidan.
Because this thing is not dead at all...
but.
There are two ways to deal with the immortal body:
One is to let the body rot quickly!
The second is to completely eliminate the soul!
Chi Yejun first used the "corpse melting technique".
The skin and flesh disappeared and turned into a white skull.
despite this.
Kakaka——
The talkative Hidan was still gnashing his teeth up and down:
"Quack, you still can't kill me...if you kill me, I'll call you grandpa."
Chi Yejun sneered.
Look at the red crystal core in the middle of the skull.
This was embedded during the transformation surgery after joining the Evil God.
His evil soul was sealed inside!
"Gu escape. Soul extraction!"
Chi Yejun has never used this technique before.
A stream of red material can be seen with the naked eye pulling away from the crystal core.
Melt into the air and turn into dust.
The crystal core was also wiped out...
"Ah...burped!"
Hidan died completely, ending the myth of immortality.
Subsequently.
Chi Yejun cast "Ancestral Soul" on the remaining skulls.
A magical scene appears!
Like a scanner, a golden light swept from top to bottom.
First the head, then the neck, chest, abdomen, bird, limbs...
Slowly emerge.
Spliced together into a complete corpse.
Hidan is resurrected!
After sitting up, he shouted to Chi Yejun:
"grandfather!"
All right.
This also fulfilled his vow: "If you resurrect me, I will call you grandpa..."
that's all.
Chi Yejun has a somewhat mentally retarded "grandson".
After his resurrection, Hidan completely abandoned the evil god.
The once bloodthirsty and terrifying "spell. Death Si Pingxue" also disappeared.
Ninjutsu related to blood and death are also gone.
Instead, there are "Holy Light Barrier", "King's Blessing", "Guardian Light", and "Healing Storm".
The God of Faith also became the God of Light.
Hidan became a Holy Light medical ninja...
His Bloody Three-toothed Scythe also turned into the Holy Light Three-toothed Scythe.
Although he no longer has immortality.
But the awesome thing is.
He has a resurrection skill - "Redemption"!
Similar to "Impure World Reincarnation", but no container required.
And it’s not like the “Soul of the Ancestors”, which must be a corpse within 24 hours of death!
Even an old mummy that has been dead for thousands of years.
As long as you find the tomb, you can be resurrected!
but.
Every time he casts redemption, Hidan will enter a weak state for a long time...
"Haha, I can "borrow him to save people" from now on!"
As for the first candidate for resurrection, Chi Yejun already has an idea...
now.
Heavenly Palace is in complete chaos!
Third Generation and others almost got into a fight!
They all want to be the first person to be rescued...
Kakuzu was later revived.
Still retains the original ninjutsu and the ability of the five hearts.
Chi Yejun took the two people back to Sunset Village.
Accommodation arranged.
They also became the fourth and fifth members of the ∞ organization.
Hidan's codename is "Liu".
Kakuzu's code name is "Bamboo".
Wooden Golem was still angry with them at first, but he soon got over it.
Scorpion personally invited two old friends to drink in the evening.
He said:
"It seems that the former members of the Akatsuki organization will slowly reunite here."
Hidan is still a talker:
"I don't think so. Black Zetsu is quite annoying... Grandpa may not resurrect him."
Hidan did not arrange a job, but entered the "Retarded Primary School" to study cultural classes and etiquette courses...
He quickly became involved with a group of children.
And he also became the squad leader...
Kakuzu naturally became Sunset Village Finance Minister.
This evening.
Chi Yejun held the first meeting of the organization.
Appointed acting president:
Fourth Mizukage citrus Yagura.
The outspoken Hidan was dissatisfied:
"Why? A seven or eight-year-old child?"
Wolfberry Yagura sneered:
"I already have grandchildren..."
Hidan pointed at Kakuzu:
"In terms of age, my Kakuzu is over 90, so he should be the president!"
Kakuzu waved his hand.
"No, I'm not good at managing people. I just want to manage money. After all, Yagura is the Fourth Mizukage and has rich management experience."
Hidan then shut up.
"It turns out this baby is still a Mizukage..."
And what is Master Dilu, who has never appeared, doing?
He is chanting sutras in the main hall...
Hey, hey, people help you fight, but you chant sutras?
Sorry...
Return to Konoha in the evening.
Chi Yejun lay on the bed and fell into deep thought.
Except the scene with Jiraiya made him burst into tears.
The episode where Asuma died also made him cry.
The golden setting sun is miserable and desolate.
At that time, Chi Yejun burst into tears, and those who didn't know thought that his middle school teacher had passed away...
That episode was so tragic and heart-wrenching!
He doesn't want to happen again...
And now.
Hidan and Kakuzu were "resolved" ahead of time.
Master Dilu is not dead.
Asuma is still alive and well!
Yuhi Kurenai is also pregnant.
The revenge of Shikamaru and others no longer exists.
Naruto even had no chance to display the results of his training...
but!
If you speed up the plot, you can meet Aunt Snake and Er Zhuzhu earlier...
Right now!
The system pops up to issue rewards.
Ikeno Shun knew what the reward was without having to guess...
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