LRAB Chapter 2195 The Arena Match Was Also Fun
Chapter 2195 The Arena Match Was Also Fun
Lin Chen waved his hand to calm the agitated Lao Yi down, and everyone obediently finished their meal. Bringing up the pot-poop incident again would be too offensive, and besides, Lao Yi, didn't you do anything wrong?
"Alright! Comrade Ji Cheng and Comrade Yang Weimin, come up here! Now, bring a few more people up to help check and see if they have any hidden weapons."
Qiangzi and Cai Quanwu immediately went to search for chicks, while Zhong Zhengguo and Zhao Lichun went to search for lambs.
Although Jia Zhangshi didn't give Yang Weimin a nickname, it didn't stop the others in the courtyard from being good at it too. Why should he call others "Silly Pillar" but others can't call him "Lamb"?
Just then, Ji Cheng suddenly flew into a rage...
"Are you fucking trying to renege on your promise? Where do you think you're going to fit this?"
Ji Cheng glared at Cai Quanwu, because the other party had just been searching Ji Cheng's groin protector.
Cai Quanwu originally wanted to take the opportunity to mess with Ji Cheng... but was stopped in time.
"I'm checking carefully, just in case you've hidden a thumbtack."
Ji Cheng really wanted to kick this bumpkin Cai to death right now. "What the hell would I do, hiding nails in my crotch?! You try hiding one so I can see..."
"Get lost, you did it on purpose."
After both sides finished their inspection, Lin Chen pulled the two young men to his left and right.
"I'll repeat the rules again: no hitting the groin, no hitting the back of the head, no biting. And for the sake of fairness, starting today we'll use the round-robin system that our Moscow big brother is used to, which is three minutes per round. You can each take a one-minute break in between to drink water and stop the bleeding, okay? Do you understand now?"
As soon as Lin Chen finished speaking, Xu Lingling came out holding up a traditional Chinese character "壹" and spun it around.
The courtyard tournament is becoming increasingly formalized, and Xu Lingling and Qiao Simei are even more enthusiastic. They're just happy to participate...
The courtyard is now brightly lit, as if it were daytime...
The two men glared at each other angrily and nodded. Lin Chen then pushed them both back a step.
"That cow moo!"
Both of them planned to study in Moscow, so they naturally knew the Russian word for "begin".
Many onlookers hadn't even realized what the old man meant when the two young men who understood rushed towards him.
The little lamb naturally came up and punched Ji Cheng's glasses frame, but the other party wasn't a wooden person standing still.
Ji Cheng knew that the other party would hit his glasses first, so he dodged it with a side sway and then delivered a side kick.
Yang Weimin was only focused on knocking off the opponent's glasses, leaving the bottom lane defense vulnerable. He got kicked by a chick right at the start of the game...
The Ji family's cheerleaders, Zhong Zhengguo and Zhao Lichun, immediately stood up and cheered.
"Good, well done! Ji Cheng will win..."
At this moment, Pan Guozi unfurled the flag he had prepared beforehand! It read, "The Ji family will surely win! Crush the little lamb!"
This time, the little monkey stopped pretending, and he and Jia Zhangshi and the others pulled out an even bigger flag. It also proclaimed, "Yang Weimin will win! Crush the little chick!"
"Damn it, who doesn't have one! You've got the plus size! Start shaking it..."
After taking the banner, Jia Zhangshi straightened up again, since the other party had started it. "You can't blame me, Jia Zhangshi, for causing trouble, can you?"
"Yang Weimin will win! The little chicks are spitting up..."
Most people in the courtyard have now bought their positions from the Ji family, except for Yang Weimin, whom the Jinling faction, misled by Ma Banjie, bought. Of course, there's also Third Uncle, who switched sides at the last minute and bet everything on the Yang family…
Pan Guozi's momentum was clearly not as strong as Jia Zhangshi's, and Sha Zhu directly snatched the flag.
"Go away, watch me... I'll take care of her."
This time, the children in the courtyard finally united; they all bet on the Ji family. So they all cheered along with Sha Zhu… their voices instantly drowning out Jia Zhangshi.
Sha Zhu waved the flag and shouted, "One, two, three, four, five!"
Qiao Qiqi and her friends, a bunch of mischievous kids, immediately shouted, "Ji Cheng is a tiger!"
"Six, seven, eight, nine, ten!"
"The tiger eats the lamb!"
Yang Weimin's cheerleading squad was completely dumbfounded! Sha Zhu's team had practiced their slogans for ages, how the hell were they supposed to cheer them on?
Even if you make a louder voice, it won't work, since there are many people on the other side.
The two young men on the field were fighting like cockfighting, going back and forth... but the onlookers were even more excited than they were.
The courtyard house is just missing a pair of gongs and cymbals... otherwise, people passing by outside the gate would have no idea what they're doing! It's just so damn festive...
"No, no, I'm exhausted! You can have Fatty, I need a drink of water. There are too many of these little brats... They're fucking energetic."
Now each person bets two yuan, and every family is gambling away ten or fifteen days' worth of living expenses. It's no wonder it's so exciting... especially for Luo Shibin and his group, they're going to break down if they lose again.
Meanwhile, the landlord, Master Wang, was leisurely sipping his tea... after all, he was confident.
The old men in charge were all carrying teacups, but this old fellow actually brought a small earthenware teapot. He looked exactly like a remnant of the Qing Dynasty... Uncle Lin was furious when he saw this, and the consequences would be severe.
Lin Chen followed the two men rolling around on the ring, preventing one from being knocked out and then finished off.
Soon He Yushui knocked on her own metal bucket...
"Time's up for round one!"
Lin Chen hurriedly stepped forward to separate the two who were entangled in an embrace.
"Stop, stop, stop! Let go! All of you, let go, take a break and have some water... Today we'll give you a chance to settle this once and for all."
Ji Cheng's glasses had already been knocked off, and Lin Chen picked them up and threw them to Fang Zhuoya in the crowd for safekeeping.
Pan Guozi came to deliver glasses right after the two broke up...
The chicks and lambs went down to drink water and rest, and Qin Jingru also brought a large tea mug to her brother-in-law.
At this moment, the dealer, Wang Baye, walked to the middle of the field, because he really didn't want to see Ji Cheng's side making such a big show of force.
"Everyone, please be quiet. I just need to say a few words. Can we please not be too noisy? It might be inconvenient if passersby hear us... Brother Lin, what do you say?"
Ji Cheng's popularity is so high that it's really affecting Yang Weimin's mood. This can't go on, so Uncle Wang has to help the Yang family.
Lin Chen put down his teacup and cleared his throat.
"From now on, everyone be quiet. Only one flag bearer is allowed on each side to cheer. Everyone else, please don't speak..."
The old man was always fair and just, so no one could say anything now.
After returning from drinking water, Jia Zhangshi immediately squeezed to the front row.
"Brother Lin is absolutely right! These bastards have no sportsmanship, bullying me just because we're outnumbered. If you've got the guts, fight them one-on-one..."
Upon hearing this, the Iron Triangle immediately started pointing and whispering to Jia Zhangshi.
"One-on-one is not an option, even if you're plus-size. We have Li Danu here!"
Jia Zhangshi thought to herself, "It's not like we're fighting, so who's afraid of Li Daniu..."
"We still have Song Tiemei! You little brats, just wait and see how I deal with you."
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