LRAB Chapter 329
Chapter 329
Deep inside the Immortal Palace, the door was closed, and Master Xu was frying pills with his butt sticking out inside.
A big black pot and a big iron shovel.
He was frying carefully and sweating profusely...
"Sure enough! Damn it! Fake! All fake!"
Master Xu cursed, it was just a furnace of top-grade ordinary pills, but he had fried them directly to a mess... Adding water didn't work!
The old Taoist didn't believe in evil, so he washed the pot and took several deep breaths.
Pick yourself up and start again!
He tried twice in a row, and Master Xu was sweating profusely! But no matter how careful he was, how he controlled the heat and strength... he couldn't fry the herbs into pills...!
The fourth time.
The Taoist's face was blackened by smoke, but the elixir still hadn't been fried...
Seeing that he had failed again...
The Taoist was stunned, lost, and a little frustrated...
He fell to the ground with his buttocks.
The more he thought about it, the angrier he got.
"Ah!" The Taoist finally couldn't help it, pulled his hair, and stood up! His eyes were bloodshot!
He kicked the big iron pot over with one foot!
He threw the iron shovel in his hand! It stuck heavily into the ground!
The iron pot fell to the ground with a clang, and the sticky medicine inside rolled everywhere.
Sparks were everywhere, and the smell of burning was everywhere in the room.
The messy scene made the Taoist more and more anxious.
"Evil method! It is indeed an evil method!"
"The method of the alchemy furnace is a sacred method summarized by countless alchemy predecessors in the immortal world for endless years! How can a little golden immortal break it and bring forth new ideas?!"
"Haha! Ridiculous!"
"Fuck! I actually believed their evil! I deserve to die! I deserve to die!"
The old Taoist was annoyed and picked up the alchemy furnace that he had kicked to the corner before....
After wiping it carefully, he put it away!
Plop!
Xu Laodao knelt down! He kowtowed to his precious alchemy furnace and confessed to the sacred alchemy!
After three kowtows, he slapped himself several times to show his regret and sincerity!
After a while, the old Taoist calmed down and began to reflect, but as he thought about it, he gradually had evil thoughts...
"Why?! Why can Ji Meng, a mortal alchemist, succeed in making a pill, but I, a Xuan-level alchemist, can't even make a small mortal pill?!"
The old Taoist murmured, still unable to let it go.
The deputy god envoy succeeded in making pills, perhaps because of his high cultivation and cunning methods, that's fine.
But! He saw his apprentice succeed in making pills with his own eyes, and he saw it twice!
Although he didn't want to accept it or admit it, the results proved that the seemingly evil method of making pills really had some tricks...
"So... damn it! What kind of unknown magic is there in this?!"
The more the old Taoist thought about it, the more uncomfortable he felt.
He was picky about the way of alchemy, and had a strong self-esteem and self-confidence.
What his disciple Ji Meng, a mortal alchemist, could do, he couldn't do? This was really hard for the old Taoist to accept!
At this moment, the old Taoist was shocked! and the evil way of making pills!
After a while, the old Taoist sneaked out, and when he was close to the alchemy room in the front hall, he straightened his back and pretended to be a master.
Hearing movement in the alchemy room.
The old Taoist's ears were filled with immortal power, and he began to eavesdrop.
"Ah! Senior..."
"Too fast!... Slow down..."
Ji Meng's delicate exclamation came into his ears one after another, and the old Taoist's eyes immediately flashed with a strange color.
'What are these two doing in there? '
'Could it be? ! '
'Oh my God! ' Master Xu guessed, and his old face turned red in an instant.
Then his eyes were bloodshot!
The alchemy room is such a sacred place, and they actually did that kind of thing? !
It's simply blasphemy! Blasphemy against the sacred way of alchemy!
Suddenly, Ji Meng's urgent shouting stopped.
"Senior, is this really necessary? So fast, this is... too rough..."
"Haha! You don't understand this!" The proud voice of the deputy divine envoy came.
The old Taoist immediately focused his whole body and listened carefully with patience.
"Although I am only at the middle level of the Yellow Rank in the Dao of Alchemy, my self-created method of making alchemy is absolutely first-class in the world!"
The old Taoist clenched his fist with disdain on his face. A mere Yellow Rank little alchemist, what a big tone!
I just heard someone continue to say in the room: "Herbs are just like women. You can't treat them too well. If you treat them too well, they will be hypocritical, and hypocrisy will cause all kinds of problems!"
"The more cautious and gentle you are, the more the herbs will look down on you. If you make a mistake, they will start to find fault."
"Ahem, I'm not talking about you..."
"It's okay, senior~..."
"I've strayed off topic. Let's get back to the point! Therefore, my method of making pills is to be simple and rough! Open and close,Follow your heart and follow your nature!"
"Turn passiveness into activeness!"
"Let the herbs and liquid medicine completely enter the rhythm of our alchemists, let it be whatever it is!
Instead of being cautious and careful like alchemists, carefully serving the herbs and liquid medicine, and not daring to slack off at all!"
Outside the hall, the old Taoist listened thoughtfully, stunned and inexplicably felt that there was some truth in it...
Before, he met a female alchemist in the Dan Tower.
The old Taoist thought she was good, so he began to approach and flatter her intentionally or unintentionally, but ended up getting a cold shoulder from the fairy.
Finally, the old Taoist had no choice but to give up.
At this moment, listening to the words of the deputy god envoy, the old Taoist's inherent concept in his heart was inexplicably cracked...
"Is it really like this? ! ..." The old Taoist was suspicious, but when he heard the three words "alchemist", his eyes were immediately red with anger!
"Ah! Evil method! Demon method! Unorthodox method! Deceiving the teacher and destroying the ancestors! ”
Alchemist, what a noble profession!
After changing to the word "fry", it immediately became like a cook in the secular world...
Vulgar! Vulgar!
The old Taoist gnashed his teeth, and suddenly, the voice of the deputy god's teaching came again in the hall:
"You may not understand it now, because you can't grasp the emotions and needs of herbs like me, and grasp every weakness of them."
"However, you just need to remember the steps and shovel methods I taught you. It doesn't matter if you don't understand, just don't make mistakes at every step.
I guarantee that you will succeed every time! Becoming an immortal pill master is also easy and carefree~!"
The old Taoist listened attentively, and his eyes gradually bloomed with dazzling spirit.
Don't care about anything? Just follow the frying method of the deputy god's envoy to succeed?
The old Taoist was suspicious, and then...
He impatiently flashed back to the house.
Close the door.
The old Taoist gritted his teeth in grief and anger, and picked up the big black pot on the ground again.
"Fuck! I will try again! For the last time! "
Xu Laodao took a deep breath and recalled the steps and shovel method of the deputy god envoy to stir-fry the elixir.
Make a fire, throw herbs randomly, stir-fry, add water... continue to stir-fry...
The old Taoist began to copy without thinking...
Fang Yun stir-fried the elixir. Although the shovel method was confusing, it was not difficult for an immortal to remember.
The old Taoist has seen Fang Yun stir-fry the elixir many times, and each step is also very easy to recall.
Bang, bang, bang!
In the room, the old Taoist's iron shovel was flying, and the sparks were flying, just like a chef in the mortal world cooking!
Very rough!
While frying, the old Taoist's eyes were shining and he exclaimed again and again!
"Fuck! So cool! ..."
"It's so simple to make the herbs flow out of essence? !"
"Oh my God! It really works!"