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Clearly, Dou Le at this moment had no idea what Lu Xuan had just said.
Dou Le's eyes lit up as he watched Xiao Zizai slowly wake up.
Don’t say that, don’t say that!
Master Lu's methods are truly divine!
Previously, Xiao Zizai appeared gentle and refined, but even when he wasn't having an episode, his eyes still held an indelible hint of malice and cruelty.
But now, Xiao Zi seems to exude the enlightened temperament of a great monk, gentle and refined, and profoundly enlightened.
Even in his daze, Dou Le could smell the sandalwood fragrance emanating from Xiao Zizai.
Even if Xiao Zizai had torn off his coat and looked like he was about to run around naked, Dou Le would still find him incredibly pleasing to the eye.
Wait... streaking?
Dou Le rubbed his eyes and realized that he hadn't been running around naked; he had just draped his clothes over his body like a monk's robe.
That's all right then~
Dou Le breathed a sigh of relief; as long as he wasn't running naked, it was fine.
Even if Xiao Zizai silently shaves his head with his hand, what difference does it make?
Why doesn't it feel right?
Dou Le stared blankly as Xiao Zizai tore his robes to use as a cassock, shaved his head with his hands like knives, and then sat cross-legged.
A profound and clear understanding appeared in his eyes.
"Amitabha~"
Xiao Ziyi had a look of profound enlightenment on his face, as if all five aggregates were empty and the six senses were clear.
When Avalokiteshvara Bodhisattva was practicing the profound Prajnaparamita, he perceived that the five aggregates are all empty.
At this moment, Xiao Zizai felt that the past was like dust and smoke, and all troubles were just like that.
Dou Le: "..."
Something feels off, but I can't quite put my finger on what it is.
"This humble monk, Baojing, thanks you, Daoist Lu."
Xiao Zizai made the meditation mudra with his hands, cutting off all three thousand afflictions, and at this moment he looked incomparably dignified and solemn.
He was already well-versed in Buddhist principles, and under the guidance of Master Jiekong, his study of Buddhism was second to none.
Not to mention that over the years he struggled against his inner desires, and after descending the mountain he severed his demons and desires and realized his true nature, which further advanced his state of mind.
Now that the inner demons have been eliminated, everything else falls into place.
In short: He understood!
Dou Le: "Huh????"
Is this the kind of enlightenment I'm thinking of?
Xiao Zizai opened his eyes, his expression incredibly resolute, and spoke softly to himself.
“Benefactor Dou, thank you for your care over the years.”
"This humble monk, Baojing, intends to become a monk!"
"Baojing is planning to become a nun!"
"I'm planning to become a nun!"
"He's become a monk!"
Xiao Zizai's voice kept echoing in Dou Le's mind.
Dou Le looked dazed, his smile frozen on his face.
He seemed to realize something was wrong!
Holy crap! You're going to become a monk?
What about my temporary job?
Lao Xiao, wake up!
Isn't your understanding a little too thorough?
Can the road be repaired again?
Is it true that after-sales service is not included?
Your methods don't have to be so miraculous, do they?
Dou Le's mind was filled with nothing but "Holy crap!"
I only asked you, Master Lu, to help Lao Xiao overcome his inner demons, not to make him completely enlightened!
Why do I feel like Lao Xiao has no desires or wants anymore?
Lao Xiao, cheer up! I've arranged so many "meals" for you!
Please wake up!
"My lord, killing a person also severs one's karma; do not harbor any murderous thoughts!"
Seeing Dou Le produce so much mission data, Xiao Zi wore an expression of utter disillusionment.
A hint of sorrow flashed across his brow as he offered his advice.
"Human beings are precious because of their life, and their bodies and hair are given to them by their parents. Why do they so recklessly resort to violence? And how can they be so cruel?"
Speaking of this, Xiao Zizai, oh no, I mean the monk Baojing.
The monk Baojing put his hands together and chanted a sentence in a low voice.
"Namo..."
This zodiac animal has lost its ideals and beliefs, and has completely lost its previous "elegance".
Dou Le, with a blank expression: "Σ(OдO|||)ノノ"
Huh? Ah!!!
Isn't this right?
Are you saying that right? Is that your line?
Master Lu, say something!
Lu Xuan silently drank his tea.
Lu Xuan: "(＾3＾)~?"
Don't look at me, I already gave you a hint!
[Failure Diary]
[Because of work, my updates have been so disorganized these past two days, and my perfect attendance bonus is gone!!! That's several hundred yuan!]
[However, the missed chapters will be made up, so don't worry.]
Please, godfathers, give me some! I'm begging you.
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Chapter 150: Master Lu has descended the mountain! (I didn't run away!!)
"Hey! Hey!"
"You two are great!"
"Hey! Hey!"
"Come on!"
Xu Si lit a cigarette and looked at the bustling "construction" site.
They thought they had accidentally wandered into some kind of construction site, but actually...
The "professional team," led by Wang Da and Wang Er, is busily moving "body bags."
After a series of difficult identifications and super-reassembly, these corpses were finally barely restored to their original appearance. After being counted, they will all undergo degreasing treatment.
"I should be able to finish today!"
Xu Si slowly exhaled a smoke ring, pondering the follow-up work.
Suddenly, I heard Dou Le crying behind me.
"Old Xiao! Old Xiao!"
"Old Xiao, please take me with you!"
How could you bear to leave me all alone?!
Xu Si: "?"
This could be considered a grave-crying ceremony, right?
Didn't Dou Le go to see Master Lu? Why is there still crying and shouting?
Xu Si's eyes lit up.
He threw away his cigarette and shouted at Wang Da and Wang Er.
"Stop moving, get ready to clean the floor!"
Turning my head, I saw a monk who exuded a "monk's aura" from the very core of his being walking out.
Dou Le was clinging to the monk's leg, crying and wailing, being dragged forward by the monk who looked helpless.
In this situation... how should I put it?
This monk is clearly a monk.
This Dou Le looks just like Dou Le.
But why does this monk look so familiar?